Posted September 17, 2017 "You’re not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages these days." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said: My uncle though he was St Jerome. I'd say that qualifies Looks like we need to watch this together sometime....see who can out quote who before they say it! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, luddite2k said: Looks like we need to watch this together sometime....see who can out quote who before they say it! Egon, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said: Egon, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you. That's a big twinkie ! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2017 1 hour ago, luddite2k said: That's a big twinkie ! I just got the collector's edition of all of these. I will be Marathon watching these in October. Another quote, " I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." Xoxo, Samantha 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2017 "Stein, the captain, smote a foot off Ivar Kolbeinson, but Leif, Ivar’s brother, beat to death a fellow of Stein’s with a whale-rib;" - Morris, William. Grettis Saga: The Story of Grettir the Strong 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2017 12 hours ago, luddite2k said: "You’re not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages these days." But at %19 you didn't even argue with the guy. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Lucy Kitten said: But at %19 you didn't even argue with the guy. “My parents left me that house, I was born there” “Ray, for your information the interest rate alone for the first five years comes to $95,000 dollars” 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2017 my favorite is " As long as there are tests there will be prayer in school" not just for the paticular subject but for the philosophy you can't control human thought or action. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2017 On 9/15/2017 at 1:03 PM, Yorick said: Here...hold my beer and watch this! Your governmant On 9/16/2017 at 8:11 AM, Milos Vesely said: I am from the government and I'm here to help you. Wow, we never offered this kind of deal before! And there are many variations on the subject of government quotes. But i got a kick out of the sitcom South Park-". "The DMV loves us and wants us to be happy" which is a parody of Ben Franklin's famous beer quote. Stand in line at motor vehicle any day and you realize how much they really don't t like us. But my favorite one we tell all young ones is this- policemen are your friend. With the latter not always accurate. When I read"We are here for you" run the other direction.🍀 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2017 16 minutes ago, Jez UaBriain said: When I read"We are here for you" run the other direction.🍀 Even in a Galaxy Far Far away! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) I like this gem also, "quotes are like assholes, everyone has one" So yes I am going against the thread headline. This one is indeed entirely true. I have not read through this entire thread yet so I may be repeating this after someone else. If so , I apologize. And any grammatical errors are entirely caused by the pathetic little Motorola keyboard that my hotel is forcing me to use as their WiFi sucks. So here is a big "fuck you" to the Hilton chain.🤐🍀 Edited September 19, 2017 by Jez UaBriain 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 65% of the time, it works every time. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 25 minutes ago, Jez UaBriain said: I apologize. And any grammatical errors are entirely caused by the pathetic little Motorola keyboard that my hotel is forcing me to use as their WiFi sucks. So here is a big "fuck you" to the Hilton chain.🤐🍀 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 " Three things that cannot be hidden: The Sun, The Moon and The Truth" Budda 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 My license plate frame.... "Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) Edited September 19, 2017 by Bella Marie 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 as the song goes "bet you think this is about you" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 On 9/16/2017 at 8:53 AM, BadBoy said: Everyone has heard: "The early bird gets the worm." Which has always made me think: "The worm who sleeps in survives another day." It may be the early bird that gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 "Oh what a tangled web we weave ,when we practice to deceive". 🍀 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 One of my favorites Roy Schneider to Richard Dreyfus in Jaws..."You're going to need a bigger boat" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 definitely needed a bigger boat 42 minutes ago, ilovewomen said: One of my favorites Roy Schneider to Richard Dreyfus in Jaws..."You're going to need a bigger boat" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 58 minutes ago, Jez UaBriain said: "Oh what a tangled web we weave ,when we practice to deceive". 🍀 hard to keep the story straight when it is made up 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 The truth shall set you free 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 An eye for an eye and a dentist for a tooth 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 the information we supplied you with was totally correct (by military intelligence) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 21 minutes ago, airamericavet65 said: the information we supplied you with was totally correct (by military intelligence) That was a standard reply by a directive out of the Pentagon to all intelligence agencies 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 27 minutes ago, airamericavet65 said: the information we supplied you with was totally correct (by military intelligence) Here is another one for you: We do not have troops in Laos or Cambodia 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2017 "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites