Gentlejeff1

Kickstarter fund for TOFTT

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4 hours ago, luddite2k said:

I'm in for $5 if we can take turns "testing"

You'll have to meet certain standards and be approved by the board of directors (currently Melissa, Laci, Aubrey, Chissy, Emily and me). 

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It sounds like we should charge for parking at the event....we may turn a profit!

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5 hours ago, Laci French said:

I'm in for $10 if I can watch;)

Viewer discretion is advised!!! :unsure::unsure::unsure:

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Just now, Gentlejeff1 said:

You'll have to meet certain standards and be approved by the board of directors (currently Melissa, Laci, Aubrey, Chissy, Emily and me). 

There's always some legal reason to ban people......this is like Washington DC!  ;)

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1 minute ago, luddite2k said:

It sounds like we should charge for parking at the event....we may turn a profit!

At this rate we might end up getting paid to visit escorts. God I love free enterprise! 

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1 minute ago, luddite2k said:

It sounds like we should charge for parking at the event....we may turn a profit!

Have them BYOL and could potentially have the biggest bukkake ever!  

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4 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said:

I'll pitch in $10 but only if I can watch w Laci. 

$50. if I can watch Laci and Malissa. :D

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I've got garage sale extras I'll donate to the cause. 

Why not TOFTT at Mon Chalet. Audience is standard practice, and fun for many

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15 minutes ago, Gentlejeff1 said:

You'll have to meet certain standards and be approved by the board of directors (currently Melissa, Laci, Aubrey, Chissy, Emily and me). 

Hey...no one needs to  TOFTT  Melissa,Laci,Aubrey,Chrissy and Emily. They have been proved to be both real and talented. Besides,they may want to watch..but shouldn't they be warned not to blink because they'll miss it ???

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2 hours ago, olgunn said:

I was going to say that.

Beat you to it....LOL 🤣🤣

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Someone contact Grey Goose and see if they will sponsor the party 🎉 

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1 hour ago, Laci French said:

Someone contact Grey Goose and see if they will sponsor the party 🎉 

J&B Please???

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This thread really made my Monday! Great idea about the Kickstarter campaign but I see one little problem trying to broadcast this little soiree, how are you going to get the 'test subject' to agree to be filmed. Filming without permission would open up a can of worms I don't even want to get into.

But seriously though, the number of new (specially petite) providers and FBSM-ers with less than convincing ads are growing steadily on TOB. Heck, I think there are 6-8 ads just today. Man, some are tempting AF but damned if I'll be screwed over by them.

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25 minutes ago, raul said:

This thread really made my Monday! Great idea about the Kickstarter campaign but I see one little problem trying to broadcast this little soiree, how are you going to get the 'test subject' to agree to be filmed. Filming without permission would open up a can of worms I don't even want to get into.

But seriously though, the number of new (specially petite) providers and FBSM-ers with less than convincing ads are growing steadily on TOB. Heck, I think there are 6-8 ads just today. Man, some are tempting AF but damned if I'll be screwed over by them.

You're right, broadcasting has some legal issues but, heck, we are talking bout escorting here which is in the legal grey zone to start. 

I've noticed there are a lot more ladies trying escorting and I read somewhere that after the government shut down BP adult section the volume of new escort ads in the relationship section increased by around 40%. It's just like Prohibition. Make something illegal and then make a big deal about it and pretty soon everybody is doing it. 

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5 hours ago, Laci French said:

The spirit has moved me and I now pledge $1,000,000 to the TOFTT along with a Baskin Robbins, Outback, some tickets and tokens from Boondocks.  

May the dicks start slinging!!

Thanks Laci! That should be good for a few weeks I think. Little Johnny is already singing, "That's amorè!"  So many women so little time...

Now a question for you fine ladies on the board of directors,  we need to come up with a term for those of us Guinea  pigs who will put our .... on the line. I thought of TOFTs or CTD's (Crash Test Dummies) but I'd love to hear your suggestions. 

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6 hours ago, JRWolfe said:

Hey...no one needs to  TOFTT  Melissa,Laci,Aubrey,Chrissy and Emily. They have been proved to be both real and talented. Besides,they may want to watch..but shouldn't they be warned not to blink because they'll miss it ???

Hell for the Door Coverage Fee, I will strap up and jump in! I mean really? who can tell you more honestly if she really can take a pounding or actually likes it Better??? :)

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I think a drone with camera could ad a nice touch. The propellers will help keep the event cooled off :-)

                    uav_drone_photo_recon_camera_multi_rotor

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12 hours ago, Chrissy said:

Hell for the Door Coverage Fee, I will strap up and jump in! I mean really? who can tell you more honestly if she really can take a pounding or actually likes it Better??? :)

  You're going to leave Jeff out of the strap on game ????

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Ok! Kali is in! I want a stadium view with my friend's please! 

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Helll I like the pay per view idea.  Just like the fights.  I choose Ronda Rousey and Mia Hamm.  I'M IN!!  Will you take scrap lumber from my shop? I promise no big splinters.

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3 hours ago, luddite2k said:

Can we offer season tickets??

The only tickets allowed would be these

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Reading the first page of the reviews is PAINFUL...where was that fund when these men needed it😕😢

Whole lotta teamwork there...men we thank you for your service.

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38 minutes ago, Laci French said:

Reading the first page of the reviews is PAINFUL...where was that fund when these men needed it😕😢

Whole lotta teamwork there...men we thank you for your service.

Definitely wasn't a good day for reviews...

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I'm trying to get in on this watching party. Who do I make my check out to? 

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On 9/11/2017 at 7:27 PM, Gentlejeff1 said:

 

Now a question for you fine ladies on the board of directors,  we need to come up with a term for those of us Guinea  pigs who will put our .... on the line. I thought of TOFTs or CTD's (Crash Test Dummies) but I'd love to hear your suggestions. 

The Hopelessly Horny Hunks 😉

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On 9/12/2017 at 7:36 PM, Johnboy#1 said:

Guys.... Let's hold out for medical and dental benefits.

 

A hobby-specific policy would be just fine as long as it provides free condoms, Viagra with no copay and free semiannual STD testing. An optional rider could provide medical prosthetics and procedure such as strapons, breast and penis enhancements (or reductions if desired)  , etc. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

covers Viagra with no copay 

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