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A Male Fairy Tale

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A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
 
"Will you marry me?"
 
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
 
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and
rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged,
full-breasted women, and hunted and fished 
and
raced cars, and went to titty bars and
dated ladies half his age 
and
drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and
never heard bitching 
and
never paid child support or alimony, and  dated cheerleaders and 
kept his house and guns, and ate spam and
potato chips and beans, and  
blew enormous farts, and
never got cheated on while he was at work, 
and
all his friends and family thought
he was friggin' cool as hell, 
and
he had tons of money in the bank, and
left the toilet seat up.
The End.
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39 minutes ago, wglide2003 said:
A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
 
"Will you marry me?"
 
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
 
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and
rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged,
full-breasted women, and hunted and fished 
and
raced cars, and went to titty bars and
dated ladies half his age 
and
drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and
never heard bitching 
and
never paid child support or alimony, and  dated cheerleaders and 
kept his house and guns, and ate spam and
potato chips and beans, and  
blew enormous farts, and
never got cheated on while he was at work, 
and
all his friends and family thought
he was friggin' cool as hell, 
and
he had tons of money in the bank, and
left the toilet seat up.
The End.

AMEN!!!!!

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What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself?

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1 hour ago, Audrey Astor said:

What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself?

thats what your for 😁

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1 hour ago, Audrey Astor said:

What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself?

 

With tons of money in the bank he can hire a tall, long-legged, full breasted blond who is hotter than a bonfire to take care of 

him. Sound like anyone we know, LOL. Hugs dear.


 

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4 hours ago, Audrey Astor said:

What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself?

I know this was said in jest, but ...

... that is a true nightmare! 👹

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4 hours ago, Audrey Astor said:

What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself?

All that money he saved not having kids or a woman, he now gets to retire Old and Grey in a sterile facility with hot young nurses with gleaming cleavages and  purposeful bendovers that hold for 90 seconds that would never look at him twice or offer up a nut,  except when cleaning his saggy balls to ensure no new moles or ingrown hairs have appeared??????  That's just one guess :)

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Endless sponge baths from naughty nurses that love to give spinge baths with happy endings💦💦💦💦💦

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