Posted August 27, 2017 A MALE FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished andraced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age anddrank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching andnever paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, andall his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, andhe had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up. The End. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 27, 2017 39 minutes ago, wglide2003 said: A MALE FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished andraced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age anddrank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching andnever paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, andall his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, andhe had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up. The End. AMEN!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 27, 2017 What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Audrey Astor said: What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself? thats what your for 😁 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 27, 2017 1 1 hour ago, Audrey Astor said: What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself? With tons of money in the bank he can hire a tall, long-legged, full breasted blond who is hotter than a bonfire to take care of him. Sound like anyone we know, LOL. Hugs dear. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Audrey Astor said: What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself? I know this was said in jest, but ... ... that is a true nightmare! 👹 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Audrey Astor said: What happened to him when he got old and unable to care for himself? All that money he saved not having kids or a woman, he now gets to retire Old and Grey in a sterile facility with hot young nurses with gleaming cleavages and purposeful bendovers that hold for 90 seconds that would never look at him twice or offer up a nut, except when cleaning his saggy balls to ensure no new moles or ingrown hairs have appeared?????? That's just one guess 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 30, 2017 Endless sponge baths from naughty nurses that love to give spinge baths with happy endings💦💦💦💦💦 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites