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40 things a man over 40 should never say to a woman in bed

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40 things

Item the first:

"“Were you faking it?”

If you can’t identify a pity orgasm by now, it’s debatable whether you’ve been in the same room during a real one. Frankly, you should learn how to tell if she's not satisfied in bed"

 

This is a funny list.  

Providers, how many have you heard?

Guys?  Care to confess?

What would the following list look like:

40 things a man over 40 should never say to an Adult Service Provider in bed?

 

 

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Same should apply to "am I a good lover???":rolleyes::rolleyes:

A good lover doesn't have to ask😂

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Magnums are the only ones that fit😂😂

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9 minutes ago, Laci French said:

Magnums are the only ones that fit😂😂

Sorry, but they're way too small. I have to use an FC like a traditional condom to fit (my ego). 🤡

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Nothing too strange...

What could go wrong?

Just the tip😡

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And....

You look just like my ex!

Is it supposed to smell like that?

I usually last a lot longer.  Trust me.

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7 minutes ago, Mackonit said:

Your sister was better. :eek:

😱😂😂😂

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Your mother is tighter.

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Since we've had such a great time you won't mind if I go over the time, would you?

Honestly, do you Keegle?

Next time would you mind keeping your eyes open?

Huh, that's really weird. I can usually go again. Don't know what happened but the review's gonna say MSOG anyway.

How long until your next scheduled session? I'll just hang here until then. Come on, it'll be fun.

I'm just going to eat this garlic and onion sandwich before we start.  I haven't had lunch yet and need to keep up my strength. It'll only take a minute and we can visit while I eat in front of you. I would have brought you one but didn't think of it in time.

Since we're done and I have 45 minutes left on the hour, do you have a 15 minute rate?

 

 

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