Posted August 7, 2017 Okay so I have to vent somewhere... and this seems to be the place I like to go on a whole rant with. I am going to be honest... I had a really good client..... ,but I swear he looked EXACTLY like my grandpa!!! Has any other lady had this same situation?? He was super nice and loving.... but for real.... it's a moment I won''t forget thats for sure. good vibes xo 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 Also If you ladies have gone through something similar.... how the hell do you keep focused??? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 Believe me, the client you saw was even more painfully aware of his "grampa status" than you were. I know this is a job for you, but I don't want to make it any ickier than it needs to be because of my age. This is one of the reasons I try to limit myself to "the equation." YL Age >= (my age)/2 + 7. At 61, that means 37 or greater, but in moments of weakness I sometimes cheat as low as 30. However, it sounds like it was a good session, so god bless all you ladies who take care of us wrinkly dudes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 I suppose I never thought about appointments that might be like that. It would be difficult. If it were me I am not sure how I would handle it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Sexielexy said: 6 hours ago, Sexielexy said: Also If you ladies have gone through something similar.... how the hell do you keep focused??? ,but I swear he looked EXACTLY like my grandpa!! I once ended up in a session with an asp whose mannerisms were a dead ringer for those of a long-time, totally non-sexual relationship, gal pal of mine. That this was the case didn't become clear to me until we were 10-15 min into our session. By then, I absolutely knew I couldn't focus on and enjoy our time. I explained things as best I could to the understandably confused provider as I escorted her out with her full payment. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 Ok, my grandpa looked exactly like Colonel Klink. I still watch Hogan's Heroes though. Wait, that's a little off topic I guess. The other big issue is where gals advertise but don't show face pics. Then the door opens, and she's the spittin' image of the guy's little sister... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Yorick said: Believe me, the client you saw was even more painfully aware of his "grampa status" than you were. I know this is a job for you, but I don't want to make it any ickier than it needs to be because of my age. This is one of the reasons I try to limit myself to "the equation." YL Age >= (my age)/2 + 7. At 61, that means 37 or greater, but in moments of weakness I sometimes cheat as low as 30. However, it sounds like it was a good session, so god bless all you ladies who take care of us wrinkly dudes. Ditto on god bless all you ladies who take care of us wrinkly dudes. We still like to have fun! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 I hear ya. There is an older provider out there that facially reminds me a bit of my long dead grandmother. The ASP has a great body for her age, just can't get past the face, so, never pulled the trigger on seeing her. Re: minimum age formula: a little OCD, but, agree in principle. When I was a fair bit younger, floor age was 25. Now that I'm a fair bit older, tend to only look at ads for ladies 30+, with usually seeing providers 40+. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Yorick said: Believe me, the client you saw was even more painfully aware of his "grampa status" than you were. I know this is a job for you, but I don't want to make it any ickier than it needs to be because of my age. This is one of the reasons I try to limit myself to "the equation." YL Age >= (my age)/2 + 7. At 61, that means 37 or greater, but in moments of weakness I sometimes cheat as low as 30. However, it sounds like it was a good session, so god bless all you ladies who take care of us wrinkly dudes. Mine's a lot easier: My age, subtract 40 and from there +/- five years. I'll go higher for a fox, but lower is highly unlikely. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 I actually prefer older men!!! Age is nothing but a number.... he just looked entirely to much like my grandpa though. Like a spitting image of him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 51 minutes ago, Sexielexy said: I actually prefer older men!!! Age is nothing but a number.... he just looked entirely to much like my grandpa though. Like a spitting image of him. That had to be freaky 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 Sexy lexy , most of us prefer men who are older. They can afford us, have learned a little humility, many are by far the better lover. (age and experience) don't want to fall in love, etc. A multitude of reasons why. And older guys are not trying to fuck all night and make you sore. Older guys rock ! 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 I don't think it is the "older man" think that bothered her, It's the fact that he looked like her grandfather. Age is irrelevant here. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2017 Exactly what I was saying!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 Although I guess karma has a way of things..... Tonight I felt bad for a guy so I was going to meet him at the bar for drinks.. The idiot forgot his ID and was kicked out of the bar instantly as he looked so young! I really could've used that jameson and coke... I hope his wife finds out.. if he even has one. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 32 minutes ago, Sexielexy said: ... I hope his wife finds out.. What a nasty thing to say. 😵 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 You can't win em all I suppose. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 It was a really bad night.. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Sexielexy said: Although I guess karma has a way of things..... Tonight I felt bad for a guy so I was going to meet him at the bar for drinks.. The idiot forgot his ID and was kicked out of the bar instantly as he looked so young! I really could've used that jameson and coke... In Vegas ?? WTF was he thinking ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 I went on a blind date once, and the gal looked exactly like my ex-wife's sister, who was a real.... not nice person. This gal was SUPER nice, and we wound up becoming friends, but I couldn't make it past 'friend' because the resemblance was too much. Maybe I could these days, being older and more settled in who I am, but that was really crazy. I thought it was her at first. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 Yep, had an appt with this guy that was the spitting image of one of my classmates, and this classmate was a huge jerk and a loud mouth so I was expecting him to say something snarky...he was actually really nice and after coaxing him out of information, I confirmed he wasn't him. I was sweating there for a bit though. Another time, had a dude that resembled a cousin of mine. It was awkward at first, but I just closed my eyes and pretended he was some hot celebrity. I did make a note not to see him again because it was just that weird. xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 12 hours ago, Sexielexy said: Although I guess karma has a way of things..... Tonight I felt bad for a guy so I was going to meet him at the bar for drinks.. The idiot forgot his ID and was kicked out of the bar instantly as he looked so young! I really could've used that jameson and coke... I hope his wife finds out.. if he even has one. OK.....maybe it should bother me that you hope his wife finds out....but it does'nt. HOWEVER...I gotta draw the line at putting COKE in your JAMESON!!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Admiral C said: OK.....maybe it should bother me that you hope his wife finds out....but it does'nt. HOWEVER...I gotta draw the line at putting COKE in your JAMESON!!! Ill admit the wife thing was a little extreme and totes out of frustration as I had tons of other things I could've been doing. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 16 hours ago, Sexielexy said: It was a really bad night.. It's just the age factor. Many men are wishing to remember their younger years in life when they come see you. "Gawds Sexilexy you remind me of my sweetheart from high school or college years!" This is why you have some older gentlemen callers. Enjoy it all!!! Every minute of it! Sexilexy it is a gift with the possibility of rewards reviews and repeat calls. It is you job to make him enjoy the time! Are you up for the challenge? 😘😘 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said: It's just the age factor. Many men are wishing to remember their younger years in life when they come see you. "Gawds Sexilexy you remind me of my sweetheart from high school or college years!" This is why you have some older gentlemen callers. Enjoy it all!!! Every minute of it! Sexilexy it is a gift with the possibility of rewards reviews and repeat calls. It is you job to make him enjoy the time! Are you up for the challenge? 😘😘 YES....for Father Time is the ultimate stalker of us all....and time is fleeting..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 35 minutes ago, Kali Sensual Reiki said: It's just the age factor. Many men are wishing to remember their younger years in life when they come see you. "Gawds Sexilexy you remind me of my sweetheart from high school or college years!" This is why you have some older gentlemen callers. Enjoy it all!!! Every minute of it! Sexilexy it is a gift with the possibility of rewards reviews and repeat calls. It is you job to make him enjoy the time! Are you up for the challenge? 😘😘 If I had a dollar for every gentleman who told me I reminded him of someone from his younger days (often a younger version of his wife, lol)... Oh wait, I get several dollars every time that happens! But seriously, this is so very correct. Many men choose us simply for the opportunity to reminisce about their youth in general, an old fling, a one time fantasy crush that they never acted on, etc... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 25 minutes ago, Admiral C said: YES....for Father Time is the ultimate stalker of us all....and time is fleeting..... Lol I know someone who loves Rocky Horror!!!!! This is awesome Admiral C! We are so there with you---😂😂😂😂 so cool! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2017 Us old farts need love too! But I'd shit my pants if I went and saw a new lady and it turned to be a niece or next door neighbor or someone else I knew 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2017 Yeah..... It definitely could've been a worse situation I suppose. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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