Kandi Apple

Trick ass Bitch

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21 hours ago, Chrissy said:

Does anyone have that Famous "Pimp Slap" hand  I can borrow ;)

Image result for ERIN GREY getting slapped

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I think the time is finally right to start marketing a product I invented many years ago......There are many uses for the Dynamite Dildo.....

 

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17 hours ago, Bella Marie said:

I agree Laci....

How very sweet! I like you both very much! Have spent time with both of you and I am VERY PROUD for doing so! 💞💞💞

Ran out of points for the day.😔

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8 hours ago, Admiral C said:

I think the time is finally right to start marketing a product I invented many years ago......There are many uses for the Dynamite Dildo.....

 

There was a young lady named Alice

Who used dynamite as a phallus!

The found her vagina

In North Carolina

And parts of her anus in Dallas.

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There was a young woman from Phlox

Who put dynamite in her box!

When asked the sensation

She replied with elation

"It's better than elephant cocks!"

 

 

I've got a million of 'em folks, and I'll be here all week.

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Trick Ass Bitch Pissed off Kandi Apple

Talking smack and stealing her Snapple

With a dynamite cock

Her world she did rock

Blasting Trick Ass Bitch into Scrapple

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1 minute ago, Admiral C said:

Trick Ass Bitch Pissed off Kandi Apple

Talking smack and stealing her Snapple

With a dynamite cock

Her world she did rock

Blasting Trick Ass Bitch into Scrapple

Kandi so fine and dandy

Didn't miss a beat

Dropped that Trick as bitch

And had her a sweet ass treat....

Ok so I'm no poet nor rapper but I'm sure y'all get the point💋

 

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Kandi Apple, Chrissy, and anyone else who has been targeted by those whose actions are less then ethical, by venting this here is letting them know how this bothers you.  

I subscribe to this line of thinking. Those who slam others in the same professional field have issues that we can not fathom. If it isn't you they  are talking about , then they are someone else. Jealousy is very real amongst the ranks. And it seems it has reared its ugly head once again.  Let it go-they are not worthy of this kind of mileage.

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Jez...thank you for the voice of reason.  

I admire you and think you always handle yourself well.  

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Aww comeon!  Let's get back to the limericks, they were great. More limericks! More limericks!

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8 hours ago, Admiral C said:

Trick Ass Bitch Pissed off Kandi Apple

Talking smack and stealing her Snapple

With a dynamite cock

Her world she did rock

Blasting Trick Ass Bitch into Scrapple

Scrapple? I didn't think anyone outside fo central Pennsylvania even knew what that was. 

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43 minutes ago, BadBoy said:

Aww comeon!  Let's get back to the limericks, they were great. More limericks! More limericks!

Agreed😂😂

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53 minutes ago, BadBoy said:

Aww comeon!  Let's get back to the limericks, they were great. More limericks! More limericks!

 

8 minutes ago, Laci French said:

Agreed😂😂

Well, as you wish, but I'll probably get tagged for shilling...

 

A hot sweet provider named Kandi

Desired to become very randy.

A bitch got in her face 

And got put in her place

And the hot sex that followed was dandy!

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5 minutes ago, Yorick said:

 

Well, as you wish, but I'll probably get tagged for shilling...

 

A hot sweet provider named Kandi

Desired to become very randy.

A bitch got in her face 

And got put in her place

And the hot sex that followed was dandy!

😂😂😂😂 Please write my next ad!!

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The bad bitch knew all the bad tricks

For pissing off all the cool chicks

Kandi took a bomb dong

Slipped it into her thong

She lives on now in board limericks

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15 minutes ago, Kandi Apple said:

My goodness all of you have me rolling! :D:D:D

That was an epic fail in my part....BUT DAMMIT at least I tried... I'll leave the rhyming to the gentlemen.... Now rimming.....JK💋😂

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