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Emily Jordan

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When I first started posting on TOB and reading the forums and reviews, I came across a few acronyms that I swore I knew the meanings of... Soon after, I discovered Urban Dictionary :P .... Here are a few I still use in passing just for a giggle :)...

UTF: Ultimate Titty Fucking

MSOG: Massogonist

DATY: Daddy Issues

ATF:  Adult Toy Finder

French: The provider is Au Natural

One year later, my vocabulary has greatly matured :rolleyes:

~Emily

 

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LOL! Awesome! I would use these acronyms. Glad you have matured. ;):D

xoxo,

Samantha Sheppard

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19 hours ago, Emily Jordan said:

 

UTF: Ultimate titty fucking

 

Dammit...this one NEEDS to be adopted.  Only a handful of ladies here that could claim it.

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Wait ... you mean all these women DON'T speak French??!!

 

 

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Oh, and BTW, I like your version of UTF better than the TOB vernacular, just saying.

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52 minutes ago, Jez UaBriain said:

DATY is dining at the y

   BEST meal of the day !! :)

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Adult Toy Finder is priceless 😂😂😂

 

Made my night lol thanks for sharing

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On ‎7‎/‎27‎/‎2017 at 0:47 PM, Jez UaBriain said:

DATY is dining at the y

DATY!

It isn't just for breakfast any more!

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On 7/31/2017 at 8:19 PM, decafnaetd said:

FS means Flatulent Slurping

jaysus! I really could have lived the rest of my life without that one^_^

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After viewing your profile, those things mean whatever you want them to.

 

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20 hours ago, mustang said:

After viewing your profile, those things mean whatever you want them to.

 

😉😙

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On 7/26/2017 at 1:47 AM, Emily Jordan said:

When I first started posting on TOB and reading the forums and reviews, I came across a few acronyms that I swore I knew the meanings of... Soon after, I discovered Urban Dictionary :P .... Here are a few I still use in passing just for a giggle :)...

UTF: Ultimate Titty Fucking

MSOG: Massogonist

DATY: Daddy Issues

ATF:  Adult Toy Finder

French: The provider is Au Natural

One year later, my vocabulary has greatly matured :rolleyes:

~Emily

 

Lol 😂 I know we need our own Dictionaries for providers 

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I've been seeking the UTF (Ultimate Titty Fuck) for literally years around here.  You could call me a connoisseur.

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12 minutes ago, engineer said:

I've been seeking the UTF (Ultimate Titty Fuck) for literally years around here.  You could call me a connoisseur.

Since discussing services with providers often ends badly, allow me to ask. What transforms a TF...( Titty Fuck) into an UTF...( Ultimate Titty Fuck)?

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Eye contact.  Smiling.  Suggesting multiple TittyFuck positions.  The UTF comes with attitude, like "you want to TF, well WATCH THIS!!!!" sorta thing.  That's the UTF, and its a hard thing to find.


Was with a wonderful young lady just few weeks ago with a ROCKING rack on her.  When I went for the TF, she seemed weirded out...confused...not sure what to do...that's NOT the UTF. 

 

On a side note, if anyone thinks they know a woman who provides the UTF we are speaking of, please send me a PM as I am always looking for the elusive UTF.


LMAO:)

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14 minutes ago, engineer said:

... On a side note, if anyone thinks they know a woman who provides the UTF we are speaking of, please send me a PM as I am always looking for the elusive UTF.


LMAO:)

Sorry, my UTF provider retired & moved out of state. 🙁

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38 minutes ago, Bit Banger said:

Sorry, my UTF provider retired & moved out of state. 🙁

I know of whom you speak.  😉  I swear she could make those babies levitate.

<sigh>  She was simply the best there ever was.

 

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OK...now I am curious on who she was.....I wonder if I knew her. If Bit Banger or Yorick  would not mind...PM me with her old work name.....inquiring minds and all that!

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