Posted July 23, 2017 So the other night I had my favorite thing to eat as a snack. I was so excited to have found the kind I personally love. I got a little greedy, and ate way too many. I'm so embarrassed on the date I had. We live and we learn I suppose. Good vibes xo 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 I bet it smelled just like strawberries ... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 Or it could've smelt like this which is my favorite! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 Years ago, I scheduled an appointment with a provider. On my way to her I stopped by a cheap local taco place. I immediately regretted this. Oh boy, I said, I feel the thunder from down under coming on. At the provider's crib, I immediately excuse myself and go to her bathroom. I've barely sat down, when I hear this plonk plonk plonk. It sounds like a RAF Lancaster bomber dropping payload on Nazi Dresden. Desperate, I try to use the plunger to wrestle this gigantic fecal python down the drain. While I'm doing this another massive explosion exits my lower intestines. Now the bathroom looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. I carefully open the door...the provider looks at me with this horrified look on her face. I mumble something about being really sorry, throw her a few Jacksons and bust it out of there. I can still hear the provider's wailing and screaming.....True story..... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) Thank you so much for the laugh!!!!! I was for real stressing about it as I was so embarrassed. I'll choose better things to eat next time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😅 Edited July 23, 2017 by Sexielexy 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 5 hours ago, 2Big said: True story..... I did laugh, though! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 5 hours ago, 2Big said: Years ago, I scheduled an appointment with a provider. On my way to her I stopped by a cheap local taco place. I immediately regretted this. Oh boy, I said, I feel the thunder from down under coming on. At the provider's crib, I immediately excuse myself and go to her bathroom. I've barely sat down, when I hear this plonk plonk plonk. It sounds like a RAF Lancaster bomber dropping payload on Nazi Dresden. Desperate, I try to use the plunger to wrestle this gigantic fecal python down the drain. While I'm doing this another massive explosion exits my lower intestines. Now the bathroom looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. I carefully open the door...the provider looks at me with this horrified look on her face. I mumble something about being really sorry, throw her a few Jacksons and bust it out of there. I can still hear the provider's wailing and screaming.....True story..... 😂 oh my gawd, I can't stop laughing!!!!! This is some of your funnier stuff, but I've always been a fan. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 6 hours ago, 2Big said: Years ago, I scheduled an appointment with a provider. On my way to her I stopped by a cheap local taco place. I immediately regretted this. Oh boy, I said, I feel the thunder from down under coming on. At the provider's crib, I immediately excuse myself and go to her bathroom. I've barely sat down, when I hear this plonk plonk plonk. It sounds like a RAF Lancaster bomber dropping payload on Nazi Dresden. Desperate, I try to use the plunger to wrestle this gigantic fecal python down the drain. While I'm doing this another massive explosion exits my lower intestines. Now the bathroom looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. I carefully open the door...the provider looks at me with this horrified look on her face. I mumble something about being really sorry, throw her a few Jacksons and bust it out of there. I can still hear the provider's wailing and screaming.....True story..... I would love to read the review rebuttal from this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Sexielexy said: No we call them fluffys 😊 Fluffys! I LOVE IT! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 50 minutes ago, boink36 said: I would love to read the review rebuttal from this. "... ServPro refused to enter the home, and that's after they cleaned up a murder scene in the ghetto ... Amazon ran out of Lysol ... Just condemned the house like it was Chernobyl..." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, FuriousWeasel said: "... ServPro refused to enter the home, and that's after they cleaned up a murder scene in the ghetto ... Amazon ran out of Lysol ... Just condemned the house like it was Chernobyl..." In other news two employees of ServPro where found dead in a home east of........................................ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 17 minutes ago, FuriousWeasel said: "... ServPro refused to enter the home, and that's after they cleaned up a murder scene in the ghetto ... Amazon ran out of Lysol ... Just condemned the house like it was Chernobyl..." Omg 😂😂🤣🤣 That's too funny Weasel 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 I just had one of our friends swing by for early Sunday 10am suds, and drop a bomb...does that count? Not the 1st time she's done it either. Too funny. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 9 hours ago, Sexielexy said: So the other night I had my favorite thing to eat as a snack. I was so excited to have found the kind I personally love. I got a little greedy, and ate way too many. I'm so embarrassed on the date I had. We live and we learn I suppose. Good vibes xo OMG! I just went through it. LOL. Except Both my Date and Myself had issues. Do NOT eat at the Chili's on the 16street mall if your with a client!! We both were so mortified that our stomachs had their own Choir we tried to laugh it off. But both knew our date was over 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 8 hours ago, 2Big said: I carefully open the door...the provider looks at me with this horrified look on her face. I mumble something about being really sorry, throw her a few Jacksons and bust it out of there. I can still hear the provider's wailing and screaming.....True story..... can't be a true story...you left without busting a nut !!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) This thread is proof that we're all just people when you get right down to it. PS SexiLexi...I think this is actually a fetish and some sub -culture of guys fork over big time to listen to the song of the Butt Trumpet!😜 Edited July 23, 2017 by Johnny Tsunami Spelling 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2017 7 hours ago, Sexielexy said: No we call them fluffys 😊 No darling...they are what we call down south....clouds of roses with sprinkles of fairy dust💋💋💋💋💋 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Bella Marie said: No darling...they are what we call down south....clouds of roses with sprinkles of fairy dust💋💋💋💋💋 And ladies ONLY offer cloud experience when exxxtremly turned on ya know when IT really counts 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 24, 2017 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It's an experience I'm sure won't be smelt again. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 24, 2017 For some reason, reading this thread puts into my head the song, "Puff The Magic Dragon" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites