Posted July 21, 2017 C/P from another site, I found it fun to share~ (thanks SH, if you know who that is) Definitions to remember ONLY for a little amusement (and hoping this isn't using up to much "bandwidth") here is a helpful guide to translating BP ad copy: BBW = fat. Voluptuous = fat. Curvy = fat. Curvaceous = fat. Thick = fat. Rubenesque = fat. Womanly = fat. Hourglass = fat. Supersized = fat. Pic of face only? = fat. Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat. Gives bra size only? = fat. Busty = either saggy or fat. Naturally busty = saggy and fat. Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly. Slim = no boobs. Svelte = no boobs. Slender = no boobs. Dancer's body = no boobs. Runner = no boobs. Spinner = no boobs. Yoga = no boobs. Bombshell = fake boobs. Baywatch = fake boobs. Playboy = fake boobs. Model = fake boobs. Brazilian = black. Butterscotch = black. Caramel = black. Chocolate = black. Creole = black. Cuban = black. Dominican = black. Ebony = black. Egyptian = black. Eritrean = black. Ethiopian = black. Exotic = black. Hawaiian = black. Mahogany = black. Mocha = black. Mulatto = black. Nubian = black. Mixed = black. Mature = old. Courtesan = old. Gracious = old. Graceful = old. Refined = old. Elegant = old. Classic = old. Conservative = old. Original = old. Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions: College Student = late 20's. Just turned 18 = mid 20's. 19 = possible jailbait. 21 = late 20's. 28 = late 30's. Intelligent = brunette. Sorority Girl = blonde. Selective = overpriced. Exclusive = very overpriced. Classy = can't afford lingerie. Freaky = doesn't shower between clients. Nasty = doesn't shower at all. Upscale = snooty personality. All American = all trailer trash. Princess = I have an attitude problem. Party girl = I'll be high on drugs. On fire = active herpes outbreak. Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service. Coed = plain looking with acne problem. Girl next door = looks like the boy next door. Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures. Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds. Energetic = methamphetamine addict. Down to earth = boring. College graduate = sleeps with professors. Open minded = openly accepts tips. Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff. New to business = changed name. New to area = changed name and moved across bay. Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town. Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone. Discreet = I check your I'd. Discrete = I can't spell. Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me. Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly. Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners. Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat. I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients. Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money. Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp. Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep. AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type. AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type. You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed. You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry. CMT = good massage, bad sex. FBSM = bad massage, good sex. What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information: Unless specified, you can assume: Hair color = brown. Hair length = to shoulder. Eye color = brown. Age = mature. Height = short. Weight = heavy. Cup size = small. Measurements = large. HH, SS, = Happy Hunting, Stay Safe. -SH =Swamphawk. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 LOL. Funny to read but a load of crap otherwise 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 Ha, we should come up with a list like this for the other side. Looking for a regular= I'm very cheap, and am looking for a deal Hi= I'm a timewaster How are you = I'm a timewaster Do you have more pics= I'm a timewaster Hi, my name is XYZ, my references are ABC, I am wondering if you are available on Aug 2 at 2pm for 1 hour= ding, ding, ding, winner, winner, chicken dinner Calling at 11:45pm, "are you available"= I'm horny, but a poor planner Sorry I just got called into a work meeting= I found someone cheaper What are your rates= I'm too valuable to take time to read your ad Feel free to chime in..... this could be fun, and is meant just to be fun. 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Audrey Astor said: Ha, we should come up with a list like this for the other side. Looking for a regular= I'm very cheap, and am looking for a deal Hi= I'm a timewaster How are you = I'm a timewaster Do you have more pics= I'm a timewaster Hi, my name is XYZ, my references are ABC, I am wondering if you are available on Aug 2 at 2pm for 1 hour= ding, ding, ding, winner, winner, chicken dinner Calling at 11:45pm, "are you available"= I'm horny, but a poor planner Sorry I just got called into a work meeting= I found someone cheaper What are your rates= I'm too valuable to take time to read your ad Feel free to chime in..... this could be fun, and is meant just to be fun. Ha! Nice turn around. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Audrey Astor said: Ha, we should come up with a list like this for the other side. Looking for a regular= I'm very cheap, and am looking for a deal Hi= I'm a timewaster How are you = I'm a timewaster Do you have more pics= I'm a timewaster Hi, my name is XYZ, my references are ABC, I am wondering if you are available on Aug 2 at 2pm for 1 hour= ding, ding, ding, winner, winner, chicken dinner Calling at 11:45pm, "are you available"= I'm horny, but a poor planner Sorry I just got called into a work meeting= I found someone cheaper What are your rates= I'm too valuable to take time to read your ad Feel free to chime in..... this could be fun, and is meant just to be fun. My other girl lets me do xyz = I'm a timewaster I want to be a regular = I'm a timewaster What's your name? = I sent 10 of you a text and I have no clue who I'm talking to Do you have a quick visit? = please cram a 1-hour appointment into 10 minutes I'm going to be 60 minutes late is that ok = Doesn't understand how time management works/the definition of appointment is Do you watch the clock? = Doesn't understand how time management works/the definition of appointment is You're so right, this is fun 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 I got a headache trying to remember the standard definition's more less the local one's ! Ha ha 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 Outcall girl : "I'm 15 minutes from you " really means she'll show up in an hour. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 Hey!! Im a Outcall Only girl.. And I am rarely ever late. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Chrissy said: LOL. Funny to read but a load of crap otherwise Yeah, some of those are "Yikes!", someone was having a bad day lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 1 minute ago, HollyMarie said: Yeah, some of those are "Yikes!", someone was having a bad day lol I wanna know what site the OP got it from. LoL. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Chrissy said: Hey!! Im a Outcall Only girl.. And I am rarely ever late. I am rarely ever late = Every time I am late, I will swear it is the first time in like forever. 😉 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Chrissy said: I wanna know what site the OP got it from. LoL. Me too! It's a very interesting post for sure, I haven't run into anything like this on TOB the month I've been here. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 Ha, these are great, thanks for playing along. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 7 hours ago, Chrissy said: LOL. Funny to read but a load of crap otherwise How is it a load of crap. I can definitely see some of those definitions being accurate, especially all the ones that equalled fat. Lol I'm js. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 21, 2017 1 hour ago, lakerboy24 said: How is it a load of crap. I can definitely see some of those definitions being accurate, especially all the ones that equalled fat. Lol I'm js. I'm sure it's just a "perception is reality" thing. Plus "fat" is fairly subjective when describing a body type. Providers have different wants than clients are looking for. For example, I like clients that are prompt and are clear about appointment expectations. Clients are searching for a particular and specific body type and a comfortable atmosphere. Our expectations are not base on aesthetics and your expectations are mainly focused on aesthetics. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2017 3 hours ago, lakerboy24 said: How is it a load of crap. I can definitely see some of those definitions being accurate, especially all the ones that equalled fat. Lol I'm js. Well then it seems among all, you really enjoy the company of Fat, Ugly, [Snip}, pimped out, Old ,Overpriced,Boring, Wont repeat chicks that are desperate for clients.. Well That's Just based on your reviews verbage and all. Did I miss a few? Since this list is true. . IJS 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Chrissy said: Hey!! Im a Outcall Only girl.. And I am rarely ever late. Haven't booked you, I didn't pass your screening But the last dozen that came over...called saying they would be here in 15..and showed up an hour later. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2017 3 hours ago, AnthointheAM said: I am rarely ever late = Every time I am late, I will swear it is the first time in like forever. 😉 You can navigate through all the summer road construction ??? WOW !!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, JRWolfe said: Haven't booked you, I didn't pass your screening But the last dozen that came over...called saying they would be here in 15..and showed up an hour later. Lol that was quite a bit ago I am sure. But wow do you live in BFE.? And Thats why I enjoy pre-booking. It guarantees an on time arrival. Being late 2-5 min is leeway but not an hour!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2017 11 hours ago, Chrissy said: Lol that was quite a bit ago I am sure. But wow do you live in BFE.? And Thats why I enjoy pre-booking. It guarantees an on time arrival. Being late 2-5 min is leeway but not an hour!! Chuckle . I rotate being in Pasadena,Ca and Denver,Co. I am not in BFE in Denver at all ! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2017 16 hours ago, HollyMarie said: I'm sure it's just a "perception is reality" thing. Plus "fat" is fairly subjective when describing a body type. Providers have different wants than clients are looking for. For example, I like clients that are prompt and are clear about appointment expectations. Clients are searching for a particular and specific body type and a comfortable atmosphere. Our expectations are not base on aesthetics and your expectations are mainly focused on aesthetics. Well put Holly. 👏 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2017 16 hours ago, HollyMarie said: I'm sure it's just a "perception is reality" thing. Plus "fat" is fairly subjective when describing a body type. Providers have different wants than clients are looking for. For example, I like clients that are prompt and are clear about appointment expectations. Clients are searching for a particular and specific body type and a comfortable atmosphere. Our expectations are not base on aesthetics and your expectations are mainly focused on aesthetics. Not all clients are the same. I appreciate an escort who is prompt and clear about appointment expectations. I seek a clean & comfortable person and atmosphere. While I have esthetic boundaries (too thin, too fat, too young, too old) they are wider than you might think and often expanded by other favorable attributes (personality, skill, enthusiasm, menu). In short, I'm looking for a good time w/o a lot of drama. -------- I will confess to having some issues with certain body types due to emotional scar tissue from an abusive relationship. Personality goes a long way towards easing these issues. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2017 I know everyone has different tastes and like to see different types of women, but no one needs to bash anyone else's taste. What's fat to one man may be beautiful to another. And everyone has different perceptions about what fat or skinny really is. My body type has been described in DIFFERENT ways, by DIFFERENT people, with DIFFERENT opinions. Not everyone should be the same, I thought that was the beauty of this business because you men have a variety to chose from. One day you might want to see a spinner, the next someone who is more voluptuous. But your choice is just that, YOURS. So done judge anyone else's for theirs. Cali 🌹 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2017 22 hours ago, Chrissy said: Well then it seems among all, you really enjoy the company of Fat, Ugly, [Snip}, pimped out, Old ,Overpriced,Boring, Wont repeat chicks that are desperate for clients.. Well That's Just based on your reviews verbage and all. Did I miss a few? Since this list is true. . IJS Lol I never said the entire list was true, of course it's not, I'm js that some parts are not entirely false either. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
