Johnny Tsunami

Day at the Beach

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So I'm at the beach with my friend recently and he's asking me how to get the ladies to notice him. Keeping in mind that we're both north of 50, I tell him to put a potato in his swimsuit and walk up and down the beach right next to the edge of the water and he'll be sure to get noticed.

I see him an hour or so later and he's pissed. Says all the ladies are doing is pointing at him, snickering and secretly taking his picture with their phones. He said to me " I did exactly what you said to do wth the potato too. You don't know anything about women do you?"

He'd shoved the GD potato down the back of his suit. I guess he's too much of a dumbass to figure out I meant the front. 

Seriuosly, Dude?

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Lmfao!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

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Can't say i didn't see that one coming but funny as hell. :D

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You probably should have had him change out of the Speedo too.

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It's all true, Audrey. My friend is a Dumbass

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LMAO! Guess you know why he can't get the girls!

xoxo,

Samantha Sheppard

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Yes, Pfunk it is. Since I'm a newbie I'm just introducing myself. I'll come up with fresher material for the next one

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