Posted June 22, 2017 So I'm at the beach with my friend recently and he's asking me how to get the ladies to notice him. Keeping in mind that we're both north of 50, I tell him to put a potato in his swimsuit and walk up and down the beach right next to the edge of the water and he'll be sure to get noticed. I see him an hour or so later and he's pissed. Says all the ladies are doing is pointing at him, snickering and secretly taking his picture with their phones. He said to me " I did exactly what you said to do wth the potato too. You don't know anything about women do you?" He'd shoved the GD potato down the back of his suit. I guess he's too much of a dumbass to figure out I meant the front. Seriuosly, Dude? 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22, 2017 Lmfao!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22, 2017 Can't say i didn't see that one coming but funny as hell. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22, 2017 You probably should have had him change out of the Speedo too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22, 2017 Tell me this is a fable? lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2017 It's all true, Audrey. My friend is a Dumbass 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2017 LMAO! Guess you know why he can't get the girls! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2017 This joke is older than my granma! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 23, 2017 Yes, Pfunk it is. Since I'm a newbie I'm just introducing myself. I'll come up with fresher material for the next one 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites