Posted June 14, 2017 Since we have no Ladies Only Forum, I post this here. Guys, please dont take offense. Maybe you may learn something, but dont shoot the messenger. When referencing a mans display of courage and strength in a conversation, I am sure we have all heard the term, "What he did took a lot of balls." But what does that statement truly mean? Let me tell you, it is the epitome of all oxymorons. I heard this dialogue recently on an Amazon Original series. The scene goes as follows: A man is complimenting a woman on her courage in a very dangerous situation. "What you did back there took a lot of balls." Her reply to him was: ''When a man gets kicked in the nuts, he curls up in a ball (no pun intended) like a hedgehog and cries like a baby. He pukes, pisses and shits his pants like a baby. Rendered completely incapacitated. Since when did having balls equate to the symbol of strength? It is the VAGINA that literally takes a lifetime of pounding. What you should have said to me was, 'What you did back there took a lot of VAGINA'' I went my pants laughing so hard. These are mere words, though. But what really separates the boys from the girls, is most evident in our actions. In real life, face to face, not online or on television or in a tweet or in video games, where there are no consequences. In todays world, both sexes, as children and adults, are equally guilty, but sorry guys, its primarily the boys that like to sit on couches and blow the heads off zombies that do not exist. And boys eventually grow into men (not all of them) and they have spent nearly most, if not all of, their lifetime trying to climb back up the INTO THE VAGINA. Aint that the truth? And we Ladies all happen to own a VJJ.......LOL OK, men have a Mangina, your little shy chocolate starfish, but I digress. The VAGINA is a very strong, resilient, powerful and courageous organ. Think about it. We spend hours in labor giving BIRTH. I doubt a single man can endure menstrual cramps, much less childbirth. But, the VJJ bounces back, ready to bring life into this world again and again. We bleed on a monthly basis for far too many years IMHO. In many cultures, men are petrified of menses, yet they all had to be squeezed down a bloody birth canal to come into this fuct up world in the first place. (Peri-menopausal here, can you tell?) Courage?....when I think about some of the penis I have allowed into my cookie over the years, both before I became a SW and to this very day, HELL YEAH, you need Courage. And compassion and empathy and generosity and a whole list of other qualities too long for this post. Ladies! Combined with our collective superior gray matter, because we all know we are so much smarter than the opposite sex, we will rule the world again SOON and no wars boys and men wage on this planet we ALL call HOME will stop us. So, everyday, Love each other. Support each other. I dont give a fuck who charges what for an hour, for what menu item you may or may not offer....yadda yadda yadda. Try to see the bigger picture. We are all members of the same Union, like it or not. The return of the Divine Feminine is upon us. Embrace it! Love each other! Support each other! Rant Over PEACE (The above quote paraphrased from the Amazon Original Series 'Mad Dogs' Season 1 Episode 10) A hilarious, unraveling, dark comedy. I highly recommend if that genre interests you. 16 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 Let's change the phrase from "you have some huge balls" to you have a "courageous cunt" or "tough twat" PUSSY POWER! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 Candio, it took a big pussy to post such a challenging post. Congratulations. (Did I do that right?) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 Maybe you shouldn't ever refer to the male penis as short, tiny, thin, Mangina, chocolate starfish, needle dick, limp or any other derogatory terms. this is very rude and damaging to the delicate male ego. I maintain though my penis is not very long, it sure is thin. PS. My fragile nuts are also very offended. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 4 hours ago, boink36 said: Maybe you shouldn't ever refer to the male penis as short, tiny, thin, Mangina, chocolate starfish, needle dick, limp or any other derogatory terms. this is very rude and damaging to the delicate male ego. I maintain though my penis is not very long, it sure is thin. PS. My fragile nuts are also very offended. I'm offended that you're offended! 😜 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 Too true. The first time I heard this joke was from Betty White. She basically said that balls are the most delicate part of a man's body; you just look at them wrong and the guy is rolling on the floor in pain. But a pussy, she says, can really take a pounding. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2017 Damn straight! I love a powerful pussy! We ladies should be united in having each other's back, that's for sure. Safety first. I'm grateful to all the ladies who have shown me the ropes, provided references, or just been a listening ear. ❤❤❤ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 27, 2017 On 6/14/2017 at 6:53 PM, boink36 said: Maybe you shouldn't ever refer to the male penis as short, tiny, thin, Mangina, chocolate starfish, needle dick, limp or any other derogatory terms. this is very rude and damaging to the delicate male ego. I maintain though my penis is not very long, it sure is thin. PS. My fragile nuts are also very offended. We are sorry to offend all those nuts,balls ,or cojones out there. So we collectively apologize for offending the fragile. Sometimes the truth ,well,hurts. 😎🍀 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites