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Kali, you really are such an amazing lady...inside and out!  I strive to be more like you. Thank you for always being so compassionate and positive.  

OP, please keep us posted.  I'm rooting for you on this!

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Kaili, Melissa, and Laci, thank you very much for your support and kindness. We're in the beginning stages of our "relationship" so still trying to get to know one-another. Definitely chemistry, great conversation, and sweet sex. So I'm hoping in the near future I'm able to figure out the other part of the equation. I'll keep you posted. Many thanks!

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A challenge for the naysayers.

Come up with a better title for this thread.

When I read the thread I knew instantly what the OP meant. The imagery was visceral. I also felt the OP's cry for help; which some have given.

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1 hour ago, Bit Banger said:

A challenge for the naysayers.

Come up with a better title for this thread.

When I read the thread I knew instantly what the OP meant. The imagery was visceral. I also felt the OP's cry for help; which some have given.

TOB I Need Your Help...

So I'm hoping you ladies & gents can answer a question for me. I recently started dating a really nice woman in her late 40's. She's pretty, kind, and extremely intelligent. We were slow at the beginning-not rushing into sex. That has changed and we are now intimate. Never before have I experienced the following: During intercourse I feel, for a lack of better words, nothing. No muscle control, pressure, or really anything touching my "little" John while inside her. I've never been one to last long because of sensitivity I have when being inside a woman. Last night I actually faked an orgasm after a long time indulging. Any thoughts, ideas, or words of advice?

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46 minutes ago, JoDoe27 said:

TOB I Need Your Help...

So I'm hoping you ladies & gents can answer a question for me. I recently started dating a really nice woman in her late 40's. She's pretty, kind, and extremely intelligent. We were slow at the beginning-not rushing into sex. That has changed and we are now intimate. Never before have I experienced the following: During intercourse I feel, for a lack of better words, nothing. No muscle control, pressure, or really anything touching my "little" John while inside her. I've never been one to last long because of sensitivity I have when being inside a woman. Last night I actually faked an orgasm after a long time indulging. Any thoughts, ideas, or words of advice?

Excellent edit of the OP, a couple other "better titles":

I'm long and strong, can't get any friction on...

Funny thing happened on the way to the orgasm...

Talk about anti gravity sex...

It's not her, it's me(or is it?)...

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"If we can find the keys we can drive out of here"

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4 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

A challenge for the naysayers.

Come up with a better title for this thread.

When I read the thread I knew instantly what the OP meant. The imagery was visceral. I also felt the OP's cry for help; which some have given.

I've fallen [in] and I can't get out.

2001: A Space Pussy

Jaws

 

 

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6 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

A challenge for the naysayers.

Come up with a better title for this thread.

When I read the thread I knew instantly what the OP meant. The imagery was visceral. I also felt the OP's cry for help; which some have given.

Breaking news alert: Giant pussy spotted in the Denver area....................................

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on an unrelated note, a TOB man has gone missing without a trace. anyone who might have information please contact police. 

In other news a 150lb fur ball wearing Levi's was found behind a 7-11 in Parker. :D 

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I'm laughing so hard at all you crazy duckers!!  

:D:D:D

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On 6/12/2017 at 9:14 PM, boink36 said:

Maybe he should have used a term that was more picturesque? :D

Maybe ... like "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" ?

(Name that movie...)

 

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On 6/15/2017 at 2:35 PM, Bit Banger said:

A challenge for the naysayers.

Come up with a better title for this thread.

When I read the thread I knew instantly what the OP meant. The imagery was visceral. I also felt the OP's cry for help; which some have given.

Irreconcilable Labia

20,000 Leagues Under the She

Clithanger

Deep Cover

 

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Into the Great Wide Open

Horseshoes and Hand Grenades

Hollow Woman

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The Place Beyond the Pussy

There and Back Again

Go West Young Man

The Great Adventures of Baron Muffchowin'

Genital Giant

They Might Be Giants' Genitals

Ancient Aliens .... oh and Giant Vaginas

Her Baby Come Out Sideways

 

ok, that's all the alternative titles I can think of. Let me know who won challenge in few days.

thanks

 

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Just flip her over and ride that shitter. Dunno, maybe you can use her poosy as an extra storage closet. 

A better title for this thread:

Enter the Void

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On Sunday, June 11, 2017 at 7:50 PM, stevie-2249 said:

how big is little John? either your really small or she has a big vagina.

If they cut a 1/4' off, he'd have a scar on his ass. :huh:

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It’s been 5 years but I certainly hope that that young man found out what to do about his giant pussy problem. I believe as someone else had stated that the young lady probably was just getting super wet.  After my wife’s hysterectomy I had the same problem but just as one of the ladies spoke about we talked after a few times because it bugged her that I was not having any fun. I told her that I love it when she orgasm’s. I really enjoy teasing the hell out of her and making her orgasming every time. Then she started to read and figure out a little more of what I needed which was a hell of a lot more teasing myself. That’s what I love when I see a body rub specialist the half’s hour of sensual ball and dick teasing. 

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