Posted June 13, 2017 OK, so you have a bigger penis than the average person and you still have this issue, you probably want to find a different lady if that is bothering you. just saying 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2017 Stevie, you might be right. I hate to be so superficial about this, but I believe sex is one major factor of a relationship. I just really enjoy her intelligent company 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2017 Okay outside the title of this post, which maybe could have been worded better, I don't think the OP could have been more respectful towards his SO. "She's pretty, kind, and extremely intelligent." That doesn't sound like someone with malicious intentions to me. Everything in his post besides the title was very respectful and courteous towards his SO and was targeted more towards himself and what he can do himself to better the situation next time. That being said I think we should all just take a step back and relax, OP realizes and addressed he might have been a little careless in the title and that should be that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2017 like I said before she was probably very turned on by you and super wet? maybe the next few times you have sex will be better 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Laci French said: If I don't like a the direction a thread is moving I simply don't respond. I pick my battles and what is or is not being said on a hooker board isn't one. There is so much more to focus energy into in the world that could actually create a difference. OP, if you love her you will figure this situation out. If you don't love her it might be time to move on. Good luck! Wise words from the sage - as usual. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2017 Alright, I had my fun and posted imagery for the "hooker board" because hey, my life is crazy right now and I needed a chuckle. Lighten up, it is a joke and if you are offended...maybe you need to evaluate why. Something can only be offensive if you let it. This is a "HOOKER BOARD". Now on a serious note, a majority of women are not educated on proper care of their vagina's so she probably doesn't do kegels which tighten the vaginal walls. She might have had her cervix or uterus removed...know someone who has and there is nothing there. She still enjoys sex, but there is no bottom wall. Also, if a woman gets aroused her vagina goes from the size of a peach seed to the size of a phallus(penis). We are designed to accommodate for a penis sexually by swelling. Maybe she is the first girl you have actually got aroused? There are various reasons...communicate and see if it can be resolved. Good luck! Xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2017 3 hours ago, SultryKitten said: Alright, I had my fun and posted imagery for the "hooker board" because hey, my life is crazy right now and I needed a chuckle. Lighten up, it is a joke and if you are offended...maybe you need to evaluate why. Something can only be offensive if you let it. This is a "HOOKER BOARD". Now on a serious note, a majority of women are not educated on proper care of their vagina's so she probably doesn't do kegels which tighten the vaginal walls. She might have had her cervix or uterus removed...know someone who has and there is nothing there. She still enjoys sex, but there is no bottom wall. Also, if a woman gets aroused her vagina goes from the size of a peach seed to the size of a phallus(penis). We are designed to accommodate for a penis sexually by swelling. Maybe she is the first girl you have actually got aroused? There are various reasons...communicate and see if it can be resolved. Good luck! Xoxo, Samantha Sheppard LOL after posting memes about loose vaginas now you want to pretend to play nice. Maybe people are offended because it is in fact offensive? I would bet money that you wouldn't want anyone talking about your vagina that way or posting memes about hotdogs and hallways. Maybe extend that courtesy to other women? Ever consider that mocking other women's vagina's is not funny to everyone especially other women? Maybe you should reevaluate. Some things really are just plain old offensive. And it has nothing to do with anyone allowing themselves to be offended. That's an excuse often used by people who know they said or did something that was rude. If you wanted to offer advice you could have done that instead of posting rude memes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Kissit40 said: Thank (most) all of you for your response. I truly could have been more tactful in how I presented this, including the catch line. However, Lucy Kitten has really taken this to the next level. My apologies to you Lucy. As for me, I'm quite the "normal" 7.5" size and fine girth and have never had problems before. This woman does indeed enjoy our intimate time together. I enjoy our intimate time together, as there are other ways besides intercourse to enjoy oneself. But, once intercourse starts, it's difficult. As I believe I've mentioned before, this is the first time I've experienced this. I appreciate the information! I never said your dick was small but I can see that's what you took away from it. I said that if you had a problem sexually there only a few options, deal with it or move on I used needle dick as an example. But now that you've told us all how big your dick is I can see that your motivations in the OP are pure I took it to no level that you didn't inspire by referring to a vagina as a gaping void. Maybe instead of telling a bunch of strangers that you could have googled vaginas and learned more about them. Or even better ask your partner. -1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said: I never said your dick was small but I can see that's what you took away from it. I said that if you had a problem sexually there only a few options, deal with it or move on I used needle dick as an example. But now that you've told us all how big your dick is I can see that your motivations in the OP are pure I took it to no level that you didn't inspire by referring to a vagina as a gaping void. Maybe instead of telling a bunch of strangers that you could have googled vaginas and learned more about them. Or even better ask your partner. Blah blah blah blah blah. Does it ever stop? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 13, 2017 So what exactly is the male equivalent to "Gaping Void"? "Shriveled Shrimp?" "Micro-Meat?"...."Needle-Dick the Bug Fucker?"...what? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 So I do see both sides in this argument. Yes, Lucy is right, gaping void is pretty insulting. I remember as a high school bust on someone. "It's like ringing the church bell with a drumstick." Yet, as soon as I read it, I knew exactly what he meant, as I had a girlfriend that matched that description, so his communication of what he meant worked. Anyway, wish I had helpful advice. The girl I knew never did anything to help the issue when I knew her. I my case, I moved on, had nothing to with that, it was that she was pretty psycho and us together was just wrong from the beginning. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 10 hours ago, Kissit40 said: Thank (most) all of you for your response. I truly could have been more tactful in how I presented this, including the catch line. However, Lucy Kitten has really taken this to the next level. My apologies to you Lucy. As for me, I'm quite the "normal" 7.5" size and fine girth and have never had problems before. This woman does indeed enjoy our intimate time together. I enjoy our intimate time together, as there are other ways besides intercourse to enjoy oneself. But, once intercourse starts, it's difficult. As I believe I've mentioned before, this is the first time I've experienced this. I appreciate the information! OK, first, I think you are lying. Anyone with 7 1/2 inches knows they are not "normal," that is damned big, and you would have heard that from the gals, so I call BS. Also, if you were really that long, you would have found an angle that works. Sorry dude, not buying it. (This assumes we are measuring from the pubis bone to the tip, if you are counting in the ball sack, no fair.) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 3 hours ago, H2Opieluver said: Blah blah blah blah blah. Does it ever stop? You are seriously a giant douchebag. -4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 34 minutes ago, BadBoy said: Anyone with 7 1/2 inches knows they are not "normal," I have always suspected I was not normal lol, but I never knew there was a test for it!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 Most generally when a remark that could be insensitive is consciously intended to insult or hurt another person, the rest of the conversation or post - the context - makes it obvious the writer means to insult, hurt or troll. A bit of pissed off reaction not required but understandable. HOWEVER, in this case, yeah the title is rude and crude, and if directed at someone very insulting, but the context is anything but. The term is only offensive when intended to demean someone and the OP spends most of his post complimenting her. I kind of stick to original answer, but believe the OP should consider carefully anything intended to be humorous, but att the same time, Lucy please lighten up a little - from someone I think you know appreciates most of your posts. I don't think the "offender" intended anything worthy of royal ass chewing. Wait is that extra or included? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 52 minutes ago, pfunk said: You are seriously a giant douchebag. Why thank you kind sir! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Lucy Kitten said: LOL after posting memes about loose vaginas now you want to pretend to play nice. Maybe people are offended because it is in fact offensive? I would bet money that you wouldn't want anyone talking about your vagina that way or posting memes about hotdogs and hallways. Maybe extend that courtesy to other women? Ever consider that mocking other women's vagina's is not funny to everyone especially other women? Maybe you should reevaluate. Some things really are just plain old offensive. And it has nothing to do with anyone allowing themselves to be offended. That's an excuse often used by people who know they said or did something that was rude. If you wanted to offer advice you could have done that instead of posting rude memes. Lucy, I wasn't mocking anyone's vagina. I was plain out having some fun on a forum by replying to something I found amusing. Someone made the remark that only one person gave advice so I gave some. I don't get offended if someone makes fun of my vagina because I haven't had my vagina made fun of. Maybe that is because I take pristine care of it...heck, who knows, it is something I don't really think about because I don't let things offend me in that manner. I have been in the sex industry for almost 20 years...I have been told I need to lose 10 lbs, then more when I gained due to back problems, I have been told I am too short, too blonde, too fair, too chatty,and countless other things. If I literally let everything offend me I would be a mental case! I was bullied and sexually assaulted in high school, and I learned that no matter how pretty, rich, white, black, poor, ugly, short, fat, tall, skinny, nice, or mean you are; someone is going to find fault in what you do and you have to find the people that truly care and want to know YOU then cherish those true friends and ignore the others. You can't make everyone happy. No, we shouldn't say mean things about other people's parts, but he didn't say it in a mean way...he was asking advice. You are the one that took it a whole 'nother level and has made it an insult. This isn't the place to take a stand about equal rights for the vagina...it is at political rallies about rights against rape, Vagina Day, Women's Rights protest, etc. We have other issues to fight against on the Hooker Board...let's focus on those and then in your own good time you can fight for the vagina with all the other ladies that have the spare time for that too. Lastly, my vagina gets poked and prodded in a not so nice fashion all the time in this industry...I think I can handle a few nasty words to it! She will live and her worth is never in question! Maybe other ladies should look at their vaginas the same way instead of listening to others and believing what they have to say. xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 Once I knew a lady who I shall call..'Justine" Once there were 6 of us at a local bar. Justine, a girlfriend of hers, myself and 3 other guys. During the intoxicated evening conversations, she mentioned that she had "an extremely large "vagina". Despite her openness in admitting this, later when we would party, and a couple of the guys came up with "names"...she was NOT pleased. "Canyon Crotch"....."Garage Cunt".....and 'Gargantuan Gorge" were a few I can remember. So it does not really surprise me that "Gaping Void" would offend ladies who did not themselves even bring it up. Justine kinda stopped hanging out with most of them after awhile. However, before she did, she said that sometimes she would lube up well and insert a thin, soft, silicon dong in her to take up some slack, and then get it on with her boyfriends.......she claimed it worked. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 6 hours ago, SultryKitten said: Lucy, I wasn't mocking anyone's vagina. I was plain out having some fun on a forum by replying to something I found amusing. Someone made the remark that only one person gave advice so I gave some. I don't get offended if someone makes fun of my vagina because I haven't had my vagina made fun of. Maybe that is because I take pristine care of it...heck, who knows, it is something I don't really think about because I don't let things offend me in that manner. I have been in the sex industry for almost 20 years...I have been told I need to lose 10 lbs, then more when I gained due to back problems, I have been told I am too short, too blonde, too fair, too chatty,and countless other things. If I literally let everything offend me I would be a mental case! I was bullied and sexually assaulted in high school, and I learned that no matter how pretty, rich, white, black, poor, ugly, short, fat, tall, skinny, nice, or mean you are; someone is going to find fault in what you do and you have to find the people that truly care and want to know YOU then cherish those true friends and ignore the others. You can't make everyone happy. No, we shouldn't say mean things about other people's parts, but he didn't say it in a mean way...he was asking advice. You are the one that took it a whole 'nother level and has made it an insult. This isn't the place to take a stand about equal rights for the vagina...it is at political rallies about rights against rape, Vagina Day, Women's Rights protest, etc. We have other issues to fight against on the Hooker Board...let's focus on those and then in your own good time you can fight for the vagina with all the other ladies that have the spare time for that too. Lastly, my vagina gets poked and prodded in a not so nice fashion all the time in this industry...I think I can handle a few nasty words to it! She will live and her worth is never in question! Maybe other ladies should look at their vaginas the same way instead of listening to others and believing what they have to say. xoxo, Samantha Sheppard That is is worthy of a standing ovation right there. Samantha you are frickin awesome girl! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 I hope we're not finished talking about ginormous vaginas, my tiny dick had more pictures to post. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 14, 2017 15 hours ago, H2Opieluver said: Blah blah blah blah blah. Does it ever stop? You're right, it never stops. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) My favorite Edited June 15, 2017 by Vassago Upload 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 22 hours ago, pfunk said: You are seriously a giant douchebag. I am beginning to wonder if the person here is Mr. or Mrs. Pfunk. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) Every woman's worst fear= gaping void big pussy Every man's worst fear= shrimp pencil dick Add the 2 fears together= hopeless Edited June 15, 2017 by Adriana Caliste Spelling 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 Oh Lucy, Lucy. I hope you can let this go. It seems to really have fired you up. Yes, I truly meant no harm and wanted to apologize, but you my dear need some anger management. Try to take people at "face value" and give them the benefit of doubt. My titled word choice was wrong, and again I admit it was a bad choice of words. You should try to relax and allow someone to express their regret without jumping down their throat! I hope you have a great day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 @Kissit40: since creating this thread have you seen your lady again? Did you guys have sex? If so what did you do? Did you fake it again or try new angles with any success? -Personal favorite is face down ass up or surfboard for the super snug fit.- Offer to bring another girl into the bed, Ben wa balls, or grab an escort to satiate your woman's lack of? There's usually not much of a followup from the OP of threads asking for advise so I'm hoping you can fill us in. Hell, maybe you did those things and she was cool with it, which could open up the bedroom for all sorts of possibilities. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 Ok back to the question at hand. Try a vibrator with gentle fingering. Perhaps a soft massaging of her g-spot. I know if I have an orgasm with a vibrator, I tighten up. All those muscles contract and everything swells. Of course, you may not be at that comfort level yet. But I am a hopeless romantic, and with all of the other qualities you listed, I don't think you should give up. How many of you guys here have said, or at least that I've heard, that your wives are amazing, the intimacy is just gone. I've heard so many times, my wife is amazing, I love her. Personally, I think that's awesome. Likewise, I've heard from single guys, I wish I could find a lady, and most list kissit's qualities of his lady. DON'T THROW THAT AWAY! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15, 2017 When I first read this post I was thinking more along the line of emotions void. Like there was a loss of chemistry afterwards? Hmmm but then again, that just be me! 😋😋😂😂 Best of Luck with all the body parts. The more sex you have as a couple the more in tune you become with your own human anatomy woman/male. Work on Becoming the incredibly sexual human machine while together!! Ya! Things can often get tighter down there, while a couple works on building the sexual intamacy as well as security together! And if not? You always can call a well reviewed provider 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
