Posted May 6, 2017 A recent thread about a guy getting caught "spanking it" made me realize that I know about 50 terms to refer to male masturbation (all of which are preferable to the term "masturbation" which I always thought was a weird word). You know: "Date with Rosie," "Spank the monkey," "Jerking Off," etc. I also realized I do not know one single slang term for female masturbation. It is time to fill in this deep hole of ignorance on my part, so ladies, what do you call it? Don't you dare answer, "masturbation." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 A GF from about a decade ago called it a Slickie. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 I had girlfriend who would say she had a Ménage à moi. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 Schlicking. The onomatopoeia of vaginal masturbation. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) There's also flicking the bean. You guys might also be familiar with the phrase "I can't I'm washing my hair"? Edited May 6, 2017 by Lucy Kitten submitted too soon 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 "potential source of income if done on video"? lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 7, 2017 14 hours ago, BadBoy said: A recent thread about a guy getting caught "spanking it" made me realize that I know about 50 terms to refer to male masturbation (all of which are preferable to the term "masturbation" which I always thought was a weird word). You know: "Date with Rosie," "Spank the monkey," "Jerking Off," etc. I also realized I do not know one single slang term for female masturbation. It is time to fill in this deep hole of ignorance on my part, so ladies, what do you call it? Don't you dare answer, "masturbation." Beating myself since this is usually what I tell people when I've masturbated. Which is just honesty. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 7, 2017 I have a date with bob, diddling, rubbing one out, doing the solo mambo, getting myself off. I could goon and on....I do this WAY TOO MUCH..I need help. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 7, 2017 Depends on the method: Bobbing, flick-d-clit, tub rub or power shower 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 7, 2017 20 hours ago, pfunk said: I had girlfriend who would say she had a Ménage à moi. Luv it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 7, 2017 I always say that I am going to go "pet my kitty". Xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2017 13 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said: I have a date with bob, diddling, rubbing one out, doing the solo mambo, getting myself off. I could goon and on....I do this WAY TOO MUCH..I need help. "Throwing the man in the boat overboard?" Um, OK I'm done.........sorry folks! I admit, too messed up! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2017 my ex called it flicking the bean as well can't eat beans now without thinking about it 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2017 I knew a gal who called it 'saucing her own taco" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
