Posted May 4, 2017 Let's play Have You ever!... Had a deep throbbing Fart you have no control of containing, while in all getting ready to blast a big NUT! Me personally no!! But I swear JOE just did LMAO! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2017 (edited) I had a girlfriend who used to fart almost every time she had an o. If I need to fart, or pee, I'm not gonn be abe able to get there. Edited May 5, 2017 by pfunk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2017 Come into the incall and gone to the bathroom to find two nasty looking, bloody, condoms floating in the toilet? Well, all I can tell you is that there was no DATY that visit. (Slut that I am, of course I went ahead with the rest.) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2017 All I know is my dog is laying next to me on the couch right now, and I think I might have to change what we're feeding him... phew... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2017 No Chipltle at least 18 hours before a session. That's a rule I won't negotiate about. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2017 I thought when pretty girls fart it smells like strawberries. No? The only food I eat leading up to a session is a fruit smoothie, no lactose. My system is pretty empty going in. That is funny, though, and horrifying at the same time, depending on anatomical positioning. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2017 Gotta love those fruit SMOOTHIES.. lol I was with a provider that had a pussy fart, on me. I know that was uncontrollable, kind of like a Greek session going all farts.. It kind of messes with your concentration. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2017 Note to self. dont read this thread before cruising the ads... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 I had one the other day go into my bathroom and rip a good one. Had a good giggle over that one! Xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 So, when you blast a thunderous stencher during the Thanksgiving dinner, blowing the seat out of your chair and simultaneously knocking Granny's wig off into the jello salad....do you......1) Offer to pay for the chair......2) Look accusingly at Grandpa....3) Challenge anyone to do better 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 On 5/4/2017 at 4:13 PM, SabrinaLynn said: Let's play Have You ever!... Had a deep throbbing Fart you have no control of containing, while in all getting ready to blast a big NUT! Only time that happened to me was when I was with a girl that was stone deaf. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 1 hour ago, SultryKitten said: I had one the other day go into my bathroom and rip a good one. Had a good giggle over that one! Xoxo, Samantha Sheppard Wow, some people just get way too comfortable. Did you manage to keep a straight face when he walked out of the bathroom? I know I wouldn't be able to. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 10 hours ago, Vassago said: Wow, some people just get way too comfortable. Did you manage to keep a straight face when he walked out of the bathroom? I know I wouldn't be able to. That's what I want to know...STRAIGHT FACE OR NAW LOL 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 I had a big smile on my face. Thank goodness I had a few moments to regain my composure. Xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 16 hours ago, JRWolfe said: Only time that happened to me was when I was with a girl that was stone deaf. I bet she could smell😂😂 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2017 30 minutes ago, Laci French said: I bet she could smell😂😂 I love it LOL. Sometimes you are so perfectly PIC. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 9, 2017 On 5/4/2017 at 4:13 PM, SabrinaLynn said: Let's play Have You ever!... Had a deep throbbing Fart you have no control of containing, while in all getting ready to blast a big NUT! Me personally no!! But I swear JOE just did LMAO! Compliments to the chef? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 12, 2017 LOL after a crappy day this made my day.... A true gut busting laugh!! Thank you OP Sabrina 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 12, 2017 Unclehazard91! That was funny along with the others! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 12, 2017 On 5/5/2017 at 10:03 PM, Admiral C said: So, when you blast a thunderous stencher during the Thanksgiving dinner, blowing the seat out of your chair and simultaneously knocking Granny's wig off into the jello salad....do you......1) Offer to pay for the chair......2) Look accusingly at Grandpa....3) Challenge anyone to do better 3 it's gotta be 3 hahaha!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 17, 2017 On 5/5/2017 at 10:03 PM, Admiral C said: So, when you blast a thunderous stencher during the Thanksgiving dinner, blowing the seat out of your chair and simultaneously knocking Granny's wig off into the jello salad....do you......1) Offer to pay for the chair......2) Look accusingly at Grandpa....3) Challenge anyone to do better Duh - you blame the dog. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 17, 2017 Speaking of...earlier I had a 30 min appt, and I held in a good one the whole time(pretty impressive on my part). As soon as he was out the door and down the hall, I let it rip and man, was it long and loud. I sat there for a good 5 minutes laughing my A$$ off about my epic moment all by myself! I amuse myself sometimes! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/17/2017 at 3:05 PM, SultryKitten said: Speaking of...earlier I had a 30 min appt, and I held in a good one the whole time(pretty impressive on my part). As soon as he was out the door and down the hall, I let it rip and man, was it long and loud. I sat there for a good 5 minutes laughing my A$$ off about my epic moment all by myself! I amuse myself sometimes! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard Wow really? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 23, 2017 35 minutes ago, SabrinaLynn said: Wow really? LOL yep! I'm getting old! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 23, 2017 hey if its to fart. The feeling of letting it rip is like no other.. Especially if you have been holding it in for a awhile. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 24, 2017 I always get a lil nervous when you wonderful men are spreading the butt cheeks, but I figure if it happens you get what you deserve.😂😂 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 24, 2017 Note to JrWolfe; The reason farts smell is so that deaf people can enjoy them too. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites