Posted May 1, 2017 I have had my own business for over 15 years now- often at the end of the day I am alone in the office- Sometimes I like to hit the internet for some after work porn. Which may or may not lead into ...ya know- a little self love. The other day the UPS man said something to me to the effect of- What are you doing in there, watching porn and spanking it"- I kind of stopped dead in my tracks...Deer in the headlights look on my face....Was he kidding? Did he see me? Na...maybe- was he in the building? Was the door not locked ? So my question to you all-Have any of you ever been caught by someone you didn't expect to be caught by ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mr Purple said: I have had my own business for over 15 years now- often at the end of the day I am alone in the office- Sometimes I like to hit the internet for some after work porn. Which may or may not lead into ...ya know- a little self love. The other day the UPS man said something to me to the effect of- What are you doing in there, watching porn and spanking it"- I kind of stopped dead in my tracks...Deer in the headlights look on my face....Was he kidding? Did he see me? Na...maybe- was he in the building? Was the door not locked ? So my question to you all-Have any of you ever been caught by someone you didn't expect to be caught by ? Lol....I LOVE THIS❤❤❤❤❤....yes.... I was caught by my boss when bartending...closed bar down and was fucking on pool table when he walked in... 😲😲😲😲😲 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2017 I do that thinking of my UPS guy😂😂 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2017 Not me but a buddy of mine was a trucker. He said just about every other day he'd catch some guy whacking it or a girl going to town while driving, since he could see from high up in the cab. Too bad these were the days before cell phone cameras were a thing... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2017 Been caught so many times that i dont even get embarrassed anymore. often i dont even stop..... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Unclehazard91 said: Been caught so many times that i dont even get embarrassed anymore. often i dont even stop..... Doctor: ”I have the results of your test. You're gonna have to stop masturbating.” Me: ”Oh no! Why doctor?" Doctor: ”Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting.” 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Bella Marie said: Lol....I LOVE THIS❤❤❤❤❤....yes.... I was caught by my boss when bartending...closed bar down and was fucking on pool table when he walked in... 😲😲😲😲😲 Want to come over and play Pool sometime? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Unclehazard91 said: Been caught so many times that i dont even get embarrassed anymore. often i dont even stop..... This is the way. you can't get caught if your not trying to hide it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 35 minutes ago, boink36 said: This is the way. you can't get caught if your not trying to hide it. I figure it's their problem to erase the images in their minds, not my problem at all. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 1 hour ago, a_happycamper_12 said: Want to come over and play Pool sometime? I told you yes before 😉 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 I just walked in on my manager vigorously masturbating. ... He told me to stop vigorously masturbating and get the hell out of his office. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 The ups man delivers all kinds of sex stuff to me. Now he knows what's in the plain wrappers... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 6 hours ago, Unclehazard91 said: The ups man delivers all kinds of sex stuff to me. Now he knows what's in the plain wrappers... It's when some of the boxes start showing up a couple days late, obviously resealed, that you start to have a problem. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 19 hours ago, Laci French said: I do that thinking of my UPS guy😂😂 Exactly! Those UPS boys in their uniforms are HOT!!! I wish one would just bring me a "special delivery"! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 1 hour ago, SultryKitten said: Exactly! Those UPS boys in their uniforms are HOT!!! I wish one would just bring me a "special delivery"! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard And some flowers might be a nice touch😂 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Laci French said: And some flowers might be a nice touch😂 Tell me what kind are your favorite !? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 On 5/1/2017 at 3:58 PM, Mr Purple said: I have had my own business for over 15 years now- often at the end of the day I am alone in the office- Sometimes I like to hit the internet for some after work porn. Which may or may not lead into ...ya know- a little self love. The other day the UPS man said something to me to the effect of- What are you doing in there, watching porn and spanking it"- I kind of stopped dead in my tracks...Deer in the headlights look on my face....Was he kidding? Did he see me? Na...maybe- was he in the building? Was the door not locked ? So my question to you all-Have any of you ever been caught by someone you didn't expect to be caught by ? OK...so reading this I just have to ask....Just exactly who did you get caught by that you WERE expecting to get caught by?? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Admiral C said: OK...so reading this I just have to ask....Just exactly who did you get caught by that you WERE expecting to get caught by?? Curve ball...I like it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 thinking..... thinking..... Does my mom count ? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Mr Purple said: thinking..... thinking..... Does my mom count ? George Costanza!! Is it really you? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Admiral C said: OK...so reading this I just have to ask....Just exactly who did you get caught by that you WERE expecting to get caught by?? The woman who lives across the street. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2017 1 hour ago, boink36 said: The woman who lives across the street. She's such a bitch😂😂 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2017 My guess is he did not catch you and was just trying to be funny. If he really did see something, my guess is he would have just dropped off his package (joke not intended) and got out of there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2017 Tee hee... Once DID the UPS driver.... But not on the pool table... (Not caught by anyone...) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Mustang87 said: My guess is he did not catch you and was just trying to be funny. If he really did see something, my guess is he would have just dropped off his package (joke not intended) and got out of there. He tends to come back in the evenings to pick up outgoing packages- the time varies- He is silent- opens the door and grabs the box. He may have started to walk through the building looking for someone to sign for something he had missed delivering in the am. That has happened before. Just the fact that its still rolling around my brain troubles me because in my head its real . If he did see something- he would have indeed got the hell out of there. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 3, 2017 On Tuesday, May 02, 2017 at 4:30 PM, Laci French said: Tulips 🌷 Tulips on an organ i presume. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 4, 2017 http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/psychologists-say-you-should-masturbate-at-work/ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2017 But, sir, my psychologist told me I should. I will be more productive. Oh yeah, well you can't fire me, I quit. I was fantasizing about your wife! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2017 3 hours ago, BadBoy said: But, sir, my psychologist told me I should. I will be more productive. Oh yeah, well you can't fire me, I quit. I was fantasizing about your wife! I have a prescription. And it's discrimination not to let me use the ladies room. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites