Posted April 5, 2017 Its been years since the Denver Sex Show folded its tents and faded into history ,so I was delighted to learn that Mile High Exxotica was going to be in my own back yard !! Since the late 1980s' ,I covered similar conventions around the country and they were either real good or a snooze fest. Happily, this one was one of the best,easily its now in my top ten. Friday was ladies free night and the place was PACKED. Not just with the curious first timers and the sex worker industry,it had the highest number of transvestites I've ever seen at a sex expo..EVER !! Don't know if they were trying to sneak in for free or what, but one couldn't go ten feet without spotting one. Thats not an attack on TVs,it just was an unusual sighting for this type of event. Friday was also supposed to be TOB night,but the only one that said "HI" was CandiO ! She was a delight and it was enjoyable to having her big tits around my head as she pushed my wheelchair through the crowd. We had a great time observing the S&M demonstrations, greeting the porn stars and watching the strippers that had stages just about everywhere. Candi0 did some sex toy shopping and I snapped hundreds of pictures ,including one of her and the legendary Ron Jeremy. Knowing that I would not have a wheelchair pusher the next two days and having the experience of pacing my stamina from past experiences, I decided not to attend the post expo after parties on the first night. CandiO headed to the bar,so maybe she can chime in on what went on there. Saturday was going to be the longest day and although it started promptly at 1pm, I arrived way earlier to do some porn star interviews,pictorials and actually had some ahem fun with the last two. ( innocent look ) . The floor was real busy ,but easier to roll around in. Even more porn stars were there than there was the night before and hotter strippers . Unlike Friday, I attended some of the seminars,including Ron Jeremys' comedy show and Tanya Tates' "How to Seduce a Cougar" workshop. But, most of the long day was on the convention floor,taking pictures and conducting interviews. Turned out that a second convention was taking place alongside Exxotica, it was a Lifestyles get together and I ended up going to a swingers party of theirs with a cute wanna be pornstar I met on the floor. Good times ! Sunday was the last day,and as usual with these kinds of conventions,those that partied in the fast lane for two days were dragging their ass. Most of the girls were either late for their booth signings or didn't show up at all. Half way through the day,several gave up because the floor wasn't as busy as the previous two days and left for DIA or a secret party in the hotel. I took more pictures,ran into a local strip club manager I hadn't seen in years, scored a wanna be hot model and attended the "How To Improve Your Pussy Eating " seminar and a hilarious History Of Porn seminar conducted by Evan Stone and Katie Morgan.Since Sunday ended early, I stuck around for the after party and,well...ahem. Monday morning ,pretty much everyone was gone, the tents were long since folded.But a bunch of us had a nice brunch together and the least hungover of the girls allowed me in their rooms to do some nude photography etc.etc. Now, I've gotten quite a few private messages asking about the quality of the porn stars. From my point of view ,there were a LOT of hotter porn stars in attendance than the last two AVN shows i went to in Las Vegas. At Exxotica, the girls were allowed to sell their DVDs ,photos and magazines. Unless you were press ,you had to pay a small fee to pose for a picture with them. At AVN, they pose and sign for free,so obviously they wanted to be at Exxxotica ! Of course, not all of the girls were drop dead gorgeous,there were a handful ( to put it kindly ) that shouldn't bbe in the business and the difference in their meet and greet lines were obvious. as for who was THE hottest and most friendly ?? That is up to ones taste. In mine, Adriana Chechik was my number one , Misty Stone and Jenna haze were a close tie with her . The booths were loaded with dozens of others in second place. There were still gorgeous legends such as Lisa Ann too. A lot of cam girls were doing online shows and,sadly,they ignored the attendees. Platinum 84 was the only local strip club with a booth and their girls were either breathtaking or just cute. Haven't been there in years,but made a mental note to go there soon. To be honest, have no idea how much it cost to go,but it was worth it. Sure am glad my press pass got me in free and opened the doors to.....ahem. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2017 Thank you, JR, for that detailed report of the event. It sure sounds like you had a great 'ehm' time. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bit Banger said: Thank you, JR, for that detailed report of the event. It sure sounds like you had a great 'ehm' time. Did leave out a couple of things. First of all, this was my first convention in a wheelchair and it was rather fun using it as a portable lap dance device. THANK you to the dozens of porn stars and strippers who performed on it on the convention floor. No doubt the most pictures were taken of Adriana Chechiks' memorable show on it ( and me ). There were more booths than I could count, the majority,as already mentioned ,were porn stars selling photos and DVDs. There were booths selling gear such as lamps, bondage tools, how to books, pain numbing devices , sex toys and a swingers cruise . I was there for the women and didn't spend as much time checking out all the wares. Only ran into one other member of the porn paparazzi that I knew on sight and he had the Sex Radio Show booth. Spotted a few other press badges,but didn't know the faces. Maybe I'll meet them at the XRCO Awards Show later this month ( all industry,no public. XRCO= X Rated Critics Organisation ) . Bummer I can't post pictures here,but mods..is it ok if I post links once they are in magazines ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 7, 2017 I loved the after party, got invited to a VIP table because of my gal. Tried to seduce a green haired hula hoop dancer, but as JR told me, it's a steep climb. Lol. How about TOB getting a booth next time? We could all volunteer to staff it and it would be a spot to meet and greet. I'll spring for TOB key fobs or refrigerator magnets.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
