Posted March 19, 2017 Saw a provider recently and everything was great, great DFK, bbbj, hj, et al but it was a real buzz-kill when the cover wouldn't fit. I'm 6 1/2 girth and the Trojan Maximum was a struggle. Provider eventually got it on, but the ordeal severely limited the experience. Any idea where to get bigger diameter hats? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in advance. -1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2017 33 minutes ago, PeterPrinciple said: ... Any idea where to get bigger diameter hats? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in advance. Since she's OK w/bbbj, go with Female Condoms. They'll fit that 16oz can of PP-lite 😜 I have found them to be more disruptive to the flow of a session, but I imagine that with practice this could be worked into foreplay. They are also significantly more expensive. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2017 And this has never come up before? (multiple puns gladly included) But you might look into http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-brands/introducing-custom-fitted-condoms or http://www.condomdepot.com/?gclid=CNyTvMCA49ICFQgyaQodbVkNMQ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2017 First of all, congratulations are in order for your being so well endowed. Second of all for Christ's sake change your Handle to Girth Brooks or Richard Roundtree or something that emphasizes your prized possession. After all, it ain't bragging if it's true. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2017 When he says the condom doesn't fit 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Lucy Kitten said: When he says the condom doesn't fit Is that on the menu? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2017 1 hour ago, MrBigShot said: First of all, congratulations are in order for your being so well endowed. Second of all for Christ's sake change your Handle to Girth Brooks or Richard Roundtree or something that emphasizes your prized possession. After all, it ain't bragging if it's true. Freddy French-loaf 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2017 2 hours ago, PeterPrinciple said: Saw a provider recently and everything was great, great DFK, bbbj, hj, et al but it was a real buzz-kill when the cover wouldn't fit. I'm 6 1/2 girth and the Trojan Maximum was a struggle. Provider eventually got it on, but the ordeal severely limited the experience. Any idea where to get bigger diameter hats? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in advance. If you can't find a hat that fits the only thing you can do is contact a stand-in with a smaller dick. my contact info is in my profile. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2017 If all else fails....make custom fits. Take 2 viagra and rub up some wood. Then dip your willy in a can of Flex-Seal....let dry...voila! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Unclehazard91 said: Is that on the menu? OMFG !!! LMFAO .. glad I wasn't in the middle of drinking something.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Unclehazard91 said: Is that on the menu? Of course but as always, fetish costs extra. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 38 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said: Of course but as always, fetish costs extra. Ok then how much for no glove and sparkle nail polish? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 Of course any hat will stretch over a hand, but that doesn't mean it is comfortable. The best advice I ever got was from the first escort I ever saw. She told me to get magnums. Things got a lot more fun after that. They were plenty big for me. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 Bigger than a bat eh? Go with a female condom, and be gentle. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 For me it's Juan size fits all.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 I just thought of another Handle for you PeterPrinciple and I think it's "Fitting"... You should consider changing your Handle to "Johnny HorseCock"...even if the Super Magnum XXXL condoms don't fit, your hobby handle will! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Unclehazard91 said: Ok then how much for no glove and sparkle nail polish? No glove no love. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 Lets just hope that 6.5 inch girth is not the DIAMETER. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, Admiral C said: Lets just hope that 6.5 inch girth is not the DIAMETER. How else would you measure girth? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, MrBigShot said: How else would you measure girth? CirCUMference....if it is 6.5 in diameter....Lucy is gonna need to post a photo of a condom on a gallon paint can. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, MrBigShot said: How else would you measure girth? Circumference? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 What is the average girth of penis? As there are variations in size and shape of penises depending on region, race and familial inheritance, there is no universal fixed penile length or girth. The Kinsey Institute and other human sexuality researchers estimate that the average penis length is up to 6.5 inches and the average penis width (circumference) is up to 5 inches. This will be a diameter (distance across) of about 1.25 to 1.6 inches, a width about equivalent to an empty roll of scotch tape. That being said, according to this article, you may want to try Pasante Super King or Glyde if trouble with Magnum's. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, BigBaldBlk said: What is the average girth of penis? As there are variations in size and shape of penises depending on region, race and familial inheritance, there is no universal fixed penile length or girth. The Kinsey Institute and other human sexuality researchers estimate that the average penis length is up to 6.5 inches and the average penis width (circumference) is up to 5 inches. This will be a diameter (distance across) of about 1.25 to 1.6 inches, a width about equivalent to an empty roll of scotch tape. That being said, according to this article, you may want to try Pasante Super King or Glyde if trouble with Magnum's. That gives the saying, "fuck me sideways" a hole new meaning. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 Outstanding level of helpfulness to a reasonable question. Reality - if condom fits right the sensations are MUCH better than if it doesn't. OP: variety pack from condom depot, find what feels best, stick with it. Let the comedians have a mediocre time with the one size fits all whatever she has approach. But if you are into fisting perhaps Lucy's industrial grade example is perfect - wont feel a thing! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 On 3/19/2017 at 11:01 AM, Lucy Kitten said: When he says the condom doesn't fit LOL Ok, that's funny! Great visual! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 16 hours ago, Unclehazard91 said: Ok then how much for no glove and sparkle nail polish? Nothing if you call yourself "Edward". xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, SultryKitten said: Nothing if you call yourself "Edward". xoxo, Samantha Sheppard That's my name. Are you wiretapping me? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Unclehazard91 said: That's my name. Are you wiretapping me? Telepathy! Didn't you kow I was "psychic?! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, SultryKitten said: Telepathy! Didn't you kow I was "psychic?! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard I knew it was psych-something 😁 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
