Posted March 18, 2017 (edited) So, I put a FWB, NSA ad out on CL a few weeks ago. After filtering through the jiberrish@"x"mail.com responses, things got dead quiet. Who'd a thunk women aren't lining up for such things? Wait, here's one. Hi, "I'm Pseudonym I saw your post and I'm interested. I'm 24, 5'2", and athletic. I’m an experienced sugar baby, and I’m currently looking for a SD. I’ve attached a picture, it's pretty obscure but it's for safety/security reasons, at least until I know that you're not a complete psycho. Hope to hear from you soon." Xoxo. Damn she's gorgeous! Well, far as I can tell below her smoking hot collarbone. Make a young man wish for younger days but, is she real? Or is she Memorex! Who remembers that? Wait for it... "Hi Pseudonym, They call me Ile but you can call me daddy . Actually, it was, " Hi Pseudonym" (AKA woman of my wet dreams). "My name's Ile. Thanks for writing and the pic. Certainly like what I see. How do I go about proving I'm completely sane, safe and fun to be with and vice-versa?" Was that good, or what?! Yeah, well...no response. A few days later, " Hi Pseudonym. I'd like to know more about you. Still interested?" Days later, nada thing. What's a guy got to do around here to sneak and play!? Week goes by. Incoming email: "Hi, it's Pseudo'2. I am 40. not a BBW, not a supermodel...I like this, that and the other...we can get together sooner than later. Email or text me at 719-xxx-xxx". Pic of a nice looking Asian younger lady attached. Of course, I love Asian food. And Asian women, young and old(er) but, my favorite? Sum Yung Chik. Check BP for 719-xxx-xxxx, nothing. This is good, right? Googled 719-xxx-xxxx. NOTHING! Check TOB, nothing. This is...good'ish, right? Could be a low mileage, TOFFT opportunity, right TEAM?! This is looking more and more like that one you've been liquoring all night just before last call...better and better. Condensed text out: "Hey Pseudo2"...I love it when you call it big poppa ...What part of town?...Oh yeah? Let's meet for lunch at that such and such near there in an hour, see if we like each other. Ok. It's on! Heart's pumping like five-oh got behind your car fun. Not that I know what that's like. Backed into rear parking row about 10 mins before. Asian lady pulls in front parking row. Looks around, backs up right next to me...it's Pseudo2! Waiting to see if she would get out so I could see that ass. She's texting... Incoming from her: "What car are you in" (ugh) Me: "I'm right next to you (ugh), going inside now". Walking inside feeling all Jason Bourne she yells out her car,. "Hey!" I cringe/turn around, "are you Ile"? I could've crawled under the beverage delivery truck in front of me. "Yes", I said. She says, "Hi! I'm Pseudonym". Me: "Hi. I'll meet you inside." In comes this sexy, definitely older little Asian woman. Damn near booty shorts but, she's Asian so we're talking best case scenario here, knee length boots. Stockings above the knee held by garters. Great public appearance. No cleavage, tight blouse. Flowing black mane of hair for days, a perfect love handle. I offered anything on the menu, she orders cheap I'm all, "Winning!" We talk. Laugh. Explore possibilities. Are those real? Yes, but it's a padded bra. What's your incall like? An apartment? Nice. More what we like, don't like. Oh my. What a nice, full menu at reasonable price you have there, my sweet. With a prior commitment we part company, intending to go back. As she's getting in her car I ask for the address, expecting the worst. Oh, it's XYZ. I'll text it to you. Do a drive-by. Meh. Think I can handle it. Incoming: Address and breast pic. Very nice. How about that kitty, I asked? Purr, said the kitty back with a "Better in person" assurance. I bet, said Ile Haversnatch, thinking...sure will. Yes, feeling blue right about now and THEN had to reschedule. Yes, ugh. Stand by? Edited March 18, 2017 by Ile Haversnatch 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 Low mileage? That is so gross. Ile Haversnatch is little non-consenty kinda name too. Sum Yung Chick, stalkerish drive bys, so many gross things you said. Seriously though this post is loaded with so much disrespect it's no wonder you're cruising craigslist for tail. Cue you're Lucy is always angry retort but this is one the most disgustingly misogynistic things I have read on this board in a long time. "This is looking more and more like that one you've been liquoring all night just before last call...better and better." Can't get a woman to fuck you without getting her drunk and removing her inhibitions? It's becoming clear why your name is Ile Haversnatch. Thanks for the insight as to what guys on CL are really like, I will never be posting there again. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said: Low mileage? That is so gross. Ile Haversnatch is little non-consenty kinda name too. Sum Yung Chick, stalkerish drive bys, so many gross things you said. Seriously though this post is loaded with so much disrespect it's no wonder you're cruising craigslist for tail. Cue you're Lucy is always angry retort but this is one the most disgustingly misogynistic things I have read on this board in a long time. "This is looking more and more like that one you've been liquoring all night just before last call...better and better." Can't get a woman to fuck you without getting her drunk and removing her inhibitions? It's becoming clear why your name is Ile Haversnatch. Thanks for the insight as to what guys on CL are really like, I will never be posting there again. Lol. Hi Lucy. Ltns. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 Just now, Ile Haversnatch said: Lol. Hi Lucy. Ltns. LOL you're not funny. Post hot garbage expect replies. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 One day I'll write a porn script with a love story. You know, popcorn at the movies, roses at her door, rides her into the sunset. You'll love it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 30 minutes ago, Ile Haversnatch said: One day I'll write a porn script with a love story. You know, popcorn at the movies, roses at her door, rides her into the sunset. You'll love it. How about you just throw in a little respect for women? Just a little it's like fucking magic, be a gentleman and watch those panties get wet. I don't find your comments disgusting because they lack romance I find them disgusting because they are. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Lucy Kitten said: How about you just throw in a little respect for women? Just a little it's like fucking magic, be a gentleman and watch those panties get wet. I don't find your comments disgusting because they lack romance I find them disgusting because they are. "A little respect for women", you "misogynist", said the purveyor in all the glory of a fur trader by night, PETA activist by day. News flash! We, everyone here, where there is no men for women section, is a misogynist. Look it up. Is, "are you romantic" even on your screening list? Of course not because, "romance" is timeless except when measured in increments of time. I'm not a betting man but, in the context of things, would that your wet panties are as good as coin operated chastity belts to a guy with no coin. When it comes to fucking up a wet dream, you gotta love Lucy, in my best Desi Arnaz voice. May he R.I.P. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 49 minutes ago, Ile Haversnatch said: "A little respect for women", you "misogynist", said the purveyor in all the glory of a fur trader by night, PETA activist by day. News flash! We, everyone here, where there is no men for women section, is a misogynist. Look it up. Is, "are you romantic" even on your screening list? Of course not because, "romance" is timeless except when measured in increments of time. I'm not a betting man but, in the context of things, would that your wet panties are as good as coin operated chastity belts to a guy with no coin. When it comes to fucking up a wet dream, you gotta love Lucy, in my best Desi Arnaz voice. May he R.I.P. Just LOL. If you can't see why what you posted was disgusting there is no hope for you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said: Just LOL. If you can't see why what you posted was disgusting there is no hope for you. #youcantjudgeme -1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 This went nuclear and fast. If the meeting was from eharmony or match.com I would think this would be inappropriate. I'm not sure I understand the outrage, but then again I could be lacking coffee and missing something. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Ile Haversnatch said: News flash! We, everyone here, where there is no men for women section, is a misogynist. "One who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against women. Woman hater." Everyone here is???? I will, unlike you ile, speak only for myself and say BULLSHIT, not even close! If you sincerely believe that (as opposed to just fuckin with Lucy which is kinda pathetic also) you really need a new hobby. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, gr8owl said: "One who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against women. Woman hater." Everyone here is???? I will, unlike you ile, speak only for myself and say BULLSHIT, not even close! If you sincerely believe that (as opposed to just fuckin with Lucy which is kinda pathetic also) you really need a new hobby. Yes, everyone. Unless you're able to somehow exclude the objectification of women which, by definition no one here is innocent of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny. This said, some take exception to the inclusion of said objectification to the meaning of misogyny http://www.nationalreview.com/article/442993/men-see-women-sex-objects-its-not-misogynist-its-reality, which makes me happy because I am perfectly able and in fact inclined to respect, even admire women who respect themselves, regardless of what they do for a living. We all gotta eat. Knowing this, I guess I am "just fuckin with Lucy", but only because anyone who juxtaposes the post to the accurate definition you quoted will fail to see the misogyny she claims. Remember, I didn't call her out or ask for the input she has the right to express as a member of the forum, as do I. However, regardless of what you think, by choosing to engage in ways most don't, such as invoking the word to begin with, she brings it upon herself. While at it, anyone who's quick to call others by names deserve anything they get back and she's definitely great at that. Edited March 20, 2017 by Ile Haversnatch 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Laci French said: This went nuclear and fast. If the meeting was from eharmony or match.com I would think this would be inappropriate. I'm not sure I understand the outrage, but then again I could be lacking coffee and missing something. The outrage is a work in progress, an epic, never ending saga named The Taming of the Shrew. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ile Haversnatch said: Yes, everyone. Unless you're able to somehow exclude the objectification of women which, by definition no one here is innocent of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny. This said, some take exception to the inclusion of said objectification to the meaning of misogyny http://www.nationalreview.com/article/442993/men-see-women-sex-objects-its-not-misogynist-its-reality, which makes me happy because I am perfectly able and in fact inclined to respect, even admire women who respect themselves, regardless of what they do for a living. We all gotta eat. Knowing this, I guess I am "just fuckin with Lucy", but only because anyone who juxtaposes the post to the accurate definition you quoted will fail to see the misogyny she claims. Remember, I didn't call her out or ask for the input she has the right to express as a member of the forum, as do I. However, regardless of what you think, by choosing to engage in ways most don't, such as invoking the word to begin with, she brings it upon herself. While at it, anyone who's quick to call others by names deserve anything they get back and she's definitely great at that. And, not just misogynist but stalker, rapist/non-consensual inferences, making me some degenerate for using CL, where she will "no longer be posting again"? And I'm pathetic? Really? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ile Haversnatch said: And I'm pathetic? Really? Yeah! -1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 41 minutes ago, Ile Haversnatch said: Yes, everyone. Unless you're able to somehow exclude the objectification of women which, by definition no one here is innocent of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny. This said, some take exception to the inclusion of said objectification to the meaning of misogyny http://www.nationalreview.com/article/442993/men-see-women-sex-objects-its-not-misogynist-its-reality, which makes me happy because I am perfectly able and in fact inclined to respect, even admire women who respect themselves, regardless of what they do for a living. We all gotta eat. Knowing this, I guess I am "just fuckin with Lucy", but only because anyone who juxtaposes the post to the accurate definition you quoted will fail to see the misogyny she claims. Remember, I didn't call her out or ask for the input she has the right to express as a member of the forum, as do I. However, regardless of what you think, by choosing to engage in ways most don't, such as invoking the word to begin with, she brings it upon herself. While at it, anyone who's quick to call others by names deserve anything they get back and she's definitely great at that. You cite Dennis Prager to prove how much you respect women? With the pseuodonym you chose I didn't expect anything less. You must be a writer because that's irony in its purest form. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, bluesbroker said: You cite Dennis Prager to prove how much you respect women? With the pseuodonym you chose I didn't expect anything less. You must be a writer because that's irony in its purest form. You make a damned good point. Citing Dennis Prager and his ilk definitely doesn't help my cause. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20, 2017 You all have way too much time on your hands. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
