Posted March 7, 2017 Just read an article in the Washington Post that on average Amercans have sex 53 times a year. And drops to 22 times by the age of 65. I'm doing my best to get the average up! I never want to be know as average. ☺ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 7, 2017 Well I'm sure as hell not holding up MY end of the average...... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 7, 2017 Does it only count as Sex if there's another person in the room with you? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 7, 2017 50 minutes ago, MrBigShot said: Does it only count as Sex if there's another person in the room with you? It has to...otherwise the average would be like...400 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 8, 2017 Doing my part to increase the average. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 8, 2017 Interesting, 53 times a year is average. Fuckin'A, I am precisely "average": I visit my ATATF once a week (52), plus once a year with my wife for my birthday (+1). Gads, I usually hate to be "average," gonna have to step it up a bit here. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 8, 2017 14 hours ago, Badboy said: Interesting, 53 times a year is average. Fuckin'A, I am precisely "average": I visit my ATATF once a week (52), plus once a year with my wife for my birthday (+1). Gads, I usually hate to be "average," gonna have to step it up a bit here. Once a year on your birthday w/ your SO! I nearly spit out my coffee just now. Friggen' hilarious. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 8, 2017 Do fleshlights count? Cuz I bet some of us wear out fleshlights quicker than we go through toothbrushes... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Unclehazard91 said: Do fleshlights count? Cuz I bet some of us wear out fleshlights quicker than we go through toothbrushes... Looking for that buy in bulk discount eh? I'm sure somewhere there's the equivalent of costco for adult stores. It would have to be in Missouri though. If you've ever driven through and seen the billboards on the interstate, you know what I mean. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 9, 2017 9 hours ago, MrBigShot said: Once a year on your birthday w/ your SO! I nearly spit out my coffee just now. Friggen' hilarious. It's the only time he can get her drunk enoughl. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 9, 2017 1 hour ago, FuriousWeasel said: Looking for that buy in bulk discount eh? I'm sure somewhere there's the equivalent of costco for adult stores. It would have to be in Missouri though. If you've ever driven through and seen the billboards on the interstate, you know what I mean. I just get used ones on CL 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 10, 2017 Ok, I'll just fess up to ignorance and ask: What is a "fleshlight"? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 10, 2017 It's a sex toy for men.... kinda like a pocket pussy shoved into a maglight 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 10, 2017 22 hours ago, Badboy said: Ok, I'll just fess up to ignorance and ask: What is a "fleshlight"? You need someone to show you 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 10, 2017 Since I couldn't get a clear answer, I googled "fleshlight," and wish that I had not. I can't believe that Rosie saw me looking at the competition. She might be off limits now for a week until she calms down. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 11, 2017 59 minutes ago, Badboy said: Since I couldn't get a clear answer, I googled "fleshlight," and wish that I had not. I can't believe that Rosie saw me looking at the competition. She might be off limits now for a week until she calms down. Until they make a self cleaning model I can't imagine that these are better than Rosey... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Unclehazard91 said: Until they make a self cleaning model I can't imagine that these are better than Rosey... It has 119 reviews, with a total 1 star rating on Ama-zon. I'd bet you're right! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Laci French said: You need someone to show you YES!!!! Pleeeeeeeease. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
