Posted March 1, 2017 Gentleman, I am in Denver and have been browsing our local ASP's for quite some time now. I've seen a few, but for some reason I can't find ANY ladies with a ridiculous ass. I'm a total ass guy, and every girl I see on TOB or I meet in person has an average ass at best. Does anyone know of any girls with a crazy ass? I'm not talking about a BBW ass either. A nice fit one. Thanks for the help fellas. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 3, 2017 Oh, there are so many fine ladies with marvelous Assets. All you have to do is check out their photos. Standards vary, but I find almost every lady has a posterior worthy of worship or a little hot dogging. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 3, 2017 On 3/1/2017 at 9:43 AM, mrmulletman said: Gentleman, I am in Denver and have been browsing our local ASP's for quite some time now. I've seen a few, but for some reason I can't find ANY ladies with a ridiculous ass. I'm a total ass guy, and every girl I see on TOB or I meet in person has an average ass at best. Does anyone know of any girls with a crazy ass? I'm not talking about a BBW ass either. A nice fit one. Thanks for the help fellas. Man, your post strikes me as hilarious as hell....but I hope you find the ridiculous, crazy ass you quest for. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 3, 2017 mrmulletman...you should go to the TOB411 forum and check out BigTex's post 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 4, 2017 There are no crazy A$$E$ in this town! Who have you been talking to?!?! xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 4, 2017 Man. some of you need to learn fuckin manners and how to post your 1st thread...again, you should really find another hobby. I'm gonna open up a slot car shop and track. Nice 1st post mulletman...NOT! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 4, 2017 12 hours ago, fishndude57 said: Man. some of you need to learn fuckin manners and how to post your 1st thread...again, you should really find another hobby. I'm gonna open up a slot car shop and track. Nice 1st post mulletman...NOT! Yep. Ecxcept now when you turn the lights on the cockroaches have nowhere to scurry to. Thanks, BP. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2017 I know of a sexy Latina with a great booty, and........she takes it in the ass too, oh man!!!! I swear last time I came in her ass I almost thought I wasn't going to stop , I was like I'm still cumming!!! Never had that happen before , seriously just kept cumming and cumming . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2017 On 3/1/2017 at 9:43 AM, mrmulletman said: Gentleman, I am in Denver and have been browsing our local ASP's for quite some time now. I've seen a few, but for some reason I can't find ANY ladies with a ridiculous ass. I'm a total ass guy, and every girl I see on TOB or I meet in person has an average ass at best. Does anyone know of any girls with a crazy ass? I'm not talking about a BBW ass either. A nice fit one. Thanks for the help fellas. Jazmine.Goddess does have plenty junk in the trunk. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2017 One of the nice features in the TOB ad's SEARCH category is the ability to sort by MIN/MAX hips & waist. You can use your own ratio as what constitutes a phat ass with a small waist or just a nice phat ass in general. There's a mixture of FBSM ladies along with FS ladies, so you can decide what you like. Too many ladies to name, but I think you'd have to at least include Shauna, Kandi, Alex, Bella & Mayzee to your short list. Good luck! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2017 (edited) On 3/3/2017 at 6:41 PM, fishndude57 said: Man. some of you need to learn fuckin manners and how to post your 1st thread...again, you should really find another hobby. I'm gonna open up a slot car shop and track. Nice 1st post mulletman...NOT! I am curious as to why you find the original post offensive. I am guessing it's the part where the thread starter states "average at best." I don't think the thread starter is attacking anyone in particular or meaning to be hurtful or insulting to anyone. (I could be wrong, but I am guessing no one in particular felt insulted.) The thread starter is not cursing or using inflammatory language. I think the thread starter is just stating his personal opinion and is limiting his opinion to what he has seen. (There is way more insulting info in many of the reviews that is directed at specific individuals. That did not happen here.) Admittedly, the thread starter could have used better phrasing to get the same message across, but I am not sure he deserves curse words or an all caps condemnation. I guess you're entitled to your personal opinion too though. Edited March 25, 2017 by BBT-8367 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2017 I like slim butts and I cannot lie. But what the hey, if the OP is looking for a certain different type of gal, what is the problem with asking for recommendations. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2017 On 3/3/2017 at 8:41 PM, fishndude57 said: Man. some of you need to learn fuckin manners and how to post your 1st thread...again, you should really find another hobby. I'm gonna open up a slot car shop and track. Nice 1st post mulletman...NOT! You're kidding, right? It's a freaking category on porn hub. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2017 On 3/1/2017 at 9:43 AM, mrmulletman said: Gentleman, I am in Denver and have been browsing our local ASP's for quite some time now. I've seen a few, but for some reason I can't find ANY ladies with a ridiculous ass. I'm a total ass guy, and every girl I see on TOB or I meet in person has an average ass at best. Does anyone know of any girls with a crazy ass? I'm not talking about a BBW ass either. A nice fit one. Thanks for the help fellas. Sure, my ex has a crazy ass. I think that was in the separation agreement, but I might be paraphrasing. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Happymon said: You're kidding, right? It's a freaking category on porn hub. Some guys are more in touch with their feminine side than you or I. throw on a dress and some heels and see if the OP offends you. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Happymon said: You're kidding, right? It's a freaking category on porn hub. Don't watch the hub, get the meaning now tho. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 26, 2017 2 hours ago, boink36 said: Some guys are more in touch with their feminine side than you or I. throw on a dress and some heels and see if the OP offends you. Feminine schmememine. I was solely responding to his fishness's sense of outrage at a completely innocuous question about super big butts. Seemed pretty run of the mill question to me. I coulda asked him how much more the white paint made his armor weigh, but I'm well trained. In the old days that would have earned a demerit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Happymon said: Feminine schmememine. I was solely responding to his fishness's sense of outrage at a completely innocuous question about super big butts. Seemed pretty run of the mill question to me. I coulda asked him how much more the white paint made his armor weigh, but I'm well trained. In the old days that would have earned a demerit. 3 hours ago, boink36 said: Some guys are more in touch with their feminine side than you or I. throw on a dress and some heels and see if the OP offends you. I'm by nature generally attracted to the slimmer nature of ladies. Recently I have met and to say the very least learned to enjoy a very nice lady with a more full figure. It took me awhile to get there to be honest. As for my original post, bite me. It was when BP trolls were trolling, I was getting forwarded dick pics from ladies. And as late as of last week a very respected lady on this forum forwarded me the absolutely polite texts she still gettin from trolls. I'll always call a troll a troll. I'm not bbw yet, but yes I do appreciate a nice assssss. Edited March 26, 2017 by fishndude57 -2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 26, 2017 22 minutes ago, fishndude57 said: As for my original post, bite me. It was when BP trolls were trolling, I was getting forwarded dick pics from ladies. And as late as of last week a very respected lady on this forum forwarded me the absolutely polite texts she still gettin from trolls. At an average per gallon weight of 8.33 pounds, I'm betting at least 25lbs including gloss finish. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 26, 2017 13 hours ago, fishndude57 said: It was when BP trolls were trolling, I was getting forwarded dick pics from ladies. And as late as of last week a very respected lady on this forum forwarded me the absolutely polite texts she still gettin from trolls. I'll always call a troll a troll. The hobby according to FD 57. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 26, 2017 Personally, I tend to lean towards quality and not quantity. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 28, 2017 On 3/3/2017 at 6:41 PM, fishndude57 said: Man. some of you need to learn fuckin manners and how to post your 1st thread...again, you should really find another hobby. I'm gonna open up a slot car shop and track. Nice 1st post mulletman...NOT! I'd suggest stamp collecting perhaps? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 28, 2017 On 3/1/2017 at 9:43 AM, mrmulletman said: Gentleman, I am in Denver and have been browsing our local ASP's for quite some time now. I've seen a few, but for some reason I can't find ANY ladies with a ridiculous ass. I'm a total ass guy, and every girl I see on TOB or I meet in person has an average ass at best. Does anyone know of any girls with a crazy ass? I'm not talking about a BBW ass either. A nice fit one. Thanks for the help fellas. If you look and do some homework, you will be sure to find what you are interested in. BTY, stamp collecting is real boring! Good luck! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2017 14 minutes ago, sb602 said: Oh we are here lol aaaaaaaand sb602 with the mic drop... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2017 16 minutes ago, lakerboy24 said: aaaaaaaand sb602 with the mic drop... I think that is the quickest I have ever favorited a provider! Dayum. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2017 On 3/24/2017 at 8:43 PM, Badboy said: I like slim butts and I cannot lie... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites