Posted February 22, 2017 A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2017 Now that's the way to join a chat group! Welcome and keep them coming. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2017 Car Salesmen Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. It's already Hump Day. If I don't sell more cars this week, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!" Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. "That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem. If I don't sell more ass this week, I'm going to lose my fucking car!" xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2017 50 minutes ago, SultryKitten said: Car Salesmen Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. It's already Hump Day. If I don't sell more cars this week, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!" Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. "That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem. If I don't sell more ass this week, I'm going to lose my fucking car!" xoxo, Samantha Sheppard Now that is funny! Lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
