decafnaetd

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On 1/19/2017 at 10:20 AM, decafnaetd said:

Happy you think so, because I'm basically Deadpool, only without the super powers or heroic body or awesome tights. Just the hilarity part.

Deadpool minus the awesome sex life? You missed that one 😂 Deadpool minus the pan-sexuality? 

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5 hours ago, Lucy Kitten said:

Deadpool minus the awesome sex life? You missed that one 😂 Deadpool minus the pan-sexuality? 

Are you kidding me? I've got awesome sex-life coming out of my ears!

OK... Full disclosure... It's pretty mundane.

But apart from the powers, and skills, and sexuality, and body... I'm pretty much indistinguishable from Deadpool.

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One night Superman was flying high over LA. He glanced down and spotted Wonder Woman lying naked on her bed, writhing and moaning, looking real hot.

The Man of Steel, feeling an irresistible tumescence decides, what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out gone before she even knows what hit her. 

After all she is Wonder Woman. So, in he went.

Back in bed, Wonder Woman felt a fleeting but satisfactory  thrill.

"What was that?," she exclaimed.

"I don't know but, damn, my butt's sore," answered the Invisible Man.

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On 1/17/2017 at 10:27 PM, decafnaetd said:

So I'm sitting in nothing but my superhero themed boxer briefs. 

Oh yeah.

Flock to me, ladies. Flock to me!

 What's your superpower? 

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