NOOOOO WHHHYYY!?

[Guest]

So I must vent my frustration and hopefully people will find both sympathy and humor. 

Have you ever felt the universe was trying to tell you something? You're going going about your business and get the urge to rub one out. AND THEN your vibrator dies. Ok, breath. Run up to the dollar store and grab some batteries. Get home, pop those suckers in, and notice they seem a bit lose. Check the package...yep they're AA's. switch on the magic maker and nothing, zip, Nada. Check the package again...yep still the right size. So, I get one of the dead batteries and all be dammed, they are about 2 or 3 mm shorter than the Duracell's that died. HOW does this happen? I seriously need to find another plug in. The ol reliable tooth chipper. Had that suckers for 12 years before the cord cracked. As long as there was electricity, we were good to go. Now, I'm not even in the mood. This is worse than hooking up with a really hot guy only to find out he suffers from premature ejaculation. 

You men can take things into your own hands so to speak. I'd do that, but I'd get carpal tunnel. So, dear SANTA, I want a new vibrator for Christmas. 

[gr8owl]

No batteries required:

http://jezebel.com/5741064/solar-powered-vibrator-perfect-for-the-earth-conscious-horny

[Guest]

2 hours ago, gr8owl said:

No batteries required:

http://jezebel.com/5741064/solar-powered-vibrator-perfect-for-the-earth-conscious-horny

But does it work at night?

[Guest]

" You're going going about your business and get the urge to rub one out. AND THEN your vibrator dies. Ok, breath. "

Next time that happens just call me!

[Lustyleah]

I think I would invest in the giant economy size pak of the Duracell from now on. Those cheap batteries are kind of like cheap dates never seem to get the job done lol.

[Bit Banger]

9 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said:

... The ol reliable tooth chipper. Had that suckers for 12 years before the cord cracked. As long as there was electricity, we were good to go. ...

There are folks who still (maybe not for long) know how to replace cords.

 😘

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

There are folks who still (maybe not for long) know how to replace cords.

 😘

Oh yeah I can hear it now....

Hi Mr cord fixer, can you help me with an urgent matter. You see, I was wanting to get it on with myself, you know bang one out for old times sake, and the cord cracked and that suckers gave me a jolt I'm not soon to forget. Well you see, I'm pretty particular in the power I receive from my electronic pleasure devices, so I'm in need. 

The guy would either fall over laughing, become speechless or invite himself to take care of the problem himself. NO THANKS. I'm just gonna spend my bingo money on a new one.

[Laci French]

Back-up generator

[Bit Banger]

2 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said:

... and the cord cracked and that suckers gave me a jolt I'm not soon to forget. ...

{DV} That jolt is a fetish. Costs extra 😛{/DV}

[IRsparky]

2 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said:

Oh yeah I can hear it now....

Hi Mr cord fixer, can you help me with an urgent matter. You see, I was wanting to get it on with myself, you know bang one out for old times sake, and the cord cracked and that suckers gave me a jolt I'm not soon to forget. Well you see, I'm pretty particular in the power I receive from my electronic pleasure devices, so I'm in need. 

The guy would either fall over laughing, become speechless or invite himself to take care of the problem himself. NO THANKS. I'm just gonna spend my bingo money on a new one.

well, i could easily replace it for you. i would not laugh about it but i would like to watch you use it after i fixed it.

[Guest]

Well I'm considering going gas powered. Lol. What I really need is a super hot girl to.....well anyway. 

[fishndude57]

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/3892093/this-is-so-funny

[Guest]

39 minutes ago, fishndude57 said:

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/3892093/this-is-so-funny

Oh fishndude, you love me, you truly do. lmfao

For real, that shit is crazy! You see those things in porn. So powerful the girl looks like a fish outta water. Don't go getting any crazy ideas now fishndude. 

[fishndude57]

11 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said:

Oh fishndude, you love me, you truly do. lmfao

For real, that shit is crazy! You see those things in porn. So powerful the girl looks like a fish outta water. Don't go getting any crazy ideas now fishndude. 

LOL, it comes with an attachment. 6" bit, 24" extension, easily converts into an ice auger when needed.

[Bit Banger]

I seem to remember a party years ago where one participant brought a DeWalt reciprocating saw with an interesting modification. The word was "INTENSE!!"

[fishndude57]

19 minutes ago, Bit Banger said:

I seem to remember a party years ago where one participant brought a DeWalt reciprocating saw with an interesting modification. The word was "INTENSE!!"

Lot more quite than a Tecumseh.

[Mackonit]

On 11/25/2016 at 8:37 PM, Melissa Sterling said:

So I must vent my frustration and hopefully people will find both sympathy and humor. 

Have you ever felt the universe was trying to tell you something? You're going going about your business and get the urge to rub one out. AND THEN your vibrator dies. Ok, breath. Run up to the dollar store and grab some batteries. Get home, pop those suckers in, and notice they seem a bit lose. Check the package...yep they're AA's. switch on the magic maker and nothing, zip, Nada. Check the package again...yep still the right size. So, I get one of the dead batteries and all be dammed, they are about 2 or 3 mm shorter than the Duracell's that died. HOW does this happen? I seriously need to find another plug in. The ol reliable tooth chipper. Had that suckers for 12 years before the cord cracked. As long as there was electricity, we were good to go. Now, I'm not even in the mood. This is worse than hooking up with a really hot guy only to find out he suffers from premature ejaculation. 

You men can take things into your own hands so to speak. I'd do that, but I'd get carpal tunnel. So, dear SANTA, I want a new vibrator for Christmas. 

Ask Santa for one of these 

https://sybian.com/

[Kali Sensual Reiki]

Melissa,

Hate to say this but it is the truth I have a drawer full of vibrators and none of them are that good to satisfy the itch! 😟 I feel your pain!!! 😞😞😞😞 Guess that is part of the reason why we ladies are still in the...😇😇 Lol

[Wannabebad]

I've been told by a woman this thing is the bomb (womanizer) its expensive but they are coming out with cheaper ones and the adult shop on B street has them both. Don't know if crystals has them.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a51184/womanizer-fiera-oral-sex-vibrator-reviews/

Edited November 29, 2016 by Wannabebad

[Citori]

"Sex with Emily" podcast talks about this all the time.  Thinking it would be a great gift. 

56 minutes ago, Wannabebad said:

I've been told by a woman this thing is the bomb (womanizer) its expensive but they are coming out with cheaper ones and the adult shop on B street has them both. Don't know if crystals has them.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a51184/womanizer-fiera-oral-sex-vibrator-reviews/

 

[SultryKitten]

Yep, just a couple of days ago I was using my new favorite, and right when I was about to get off, the damn thing literally died. I think that was the closest to murder that I have ever been. If you want to know, they were the dollar tree batteries...never buying those f*ckers again.

xoxo,

Samantha Sheppard

[SultryKitten]

5 hours ago, Wannabebad said:

I've been told by a woman this thing is the bomb (womanizer) its expensive but they are coming out with cheaper ones and the adult shop on B street has them both. Don't know if crystals has them.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a51184/womanizer-fiera-oral-sex-vibrator-reviews/

Oooooooooh!!!

xoxo,

Samantha Sheppard

[Kali Sensual Reiki]

Wannabebad!

That does it i am gonna get one dammit!!! 😎😎Thank you! Need to watch the video again too! That thing looks pretty damn cool! 😍

[Guest]

WTF $250 bucks. I'll get carpal tunnel first. Sounds a bit addictive also. But like anything, gotta try it once.

[Citori]

That's the list price, I ordered one last night online. But sadly i don't have the right parts to see if it works. What is a guy to do. 

 

 

 

36 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said:

WTF $250 bucks. I'll get carpal tunnel first. Sounds a bit addictive also. But like anything, gotta try it once.

 

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Citori said:

That's the list price, I ordered one last night online. But sadly i don't have the right parts to see if it works. What is a guy to do. 

 

 

 

 

Gee get your butt down to the Springs. 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said:

Gee get your butt down to the Springs. 

Somebody had to say it!

[Guest]

Ok so the "cheeper" models at fascination are $126 - $200. When the fuck did vibrators get so expensive?

[gr8owl]

52 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said:

Ok so the "cheeper" models at fascination are $126 - $200. When the fuck did vibrators get so expensive?

Oh crap - another rate thread!! 

[Guest]

Just now, gr8owl said:

Oh crap - another rate thread!! 

Oh shit I read that while eating a chocolate chip cookie and milk. lmfao!!!!