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Dude, you'd think rather than scare the hell out of any potential clients she would just not show her face in her ad... That's creepy as fuck if you ask me 

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Gentlemen, I fear you have earned the gentle remonstrations of your elders.  With all of the bad things a provider can do, you choose THIS to complain about?

A general rule of safety in this business is "don't show your face."  She gets cleverness points from me for the unique way she chose to do this.  She would have received style points as well had she used the Guy Fawkes mask, because of the political commentary associated with it.  And if you really think her choice was creepy....you guys need to put down those teddy bears and stop watching Japanese horror films.

Second Rule:  In a sea of escort ads....stand out.  Which provider are we discussing this morning, hmmm?

Third rule: Provide good service and the word will get out.  She has one very nice review.  I only wish the author would have "bored" me a wee bit more.

I'd say....business wise....the YL is doing everything just fine, thank you very much.  Cut her some slack.

Her ad is a bit quirky, and according to her review she provides several of the activities I enjoy.   At this point, I am intrigued enough I might call her myself if she met the parameters of the ickiness formula. (7 + Age/2)  Alas, I must limit my adventures to ladies age 37 or older to keep the experience from being too icky for them.

 

I wonder if the fetishes she indulges include keeping the mask on......

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Youre right I love the thought of acting out my very own scene of The Purge. She does look fun and the post says she has a review so meh to each their own.

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3 hours ago, Laplace said:

 

Her ad is a bit quirky, and according to her review she provides several of the activities I enjoy.   At this point, I am intrigued enough I might call her myself if she met the parameters of the ickiness formula. (7 + Age/2)  Alas, I must limit my adventures to ladies age 37 or older to keep the experience from being too icky for them.

 

I wonder if the fetishes she indulges include keeping the mask on......

That is when the mask becomes an accessory for YOUR head. :P

I give her extra credit for humor and imagination, both of which frequently enter into my selection process. B)

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I don't see many clients (self included) showing face pictures around here? The mask is a great idea, but perhaps a less creepy mask. As our mathematical friend says, style points for a Gy Fawkes mask. 

My ickiness equation is slightly different, but the lower threshold is still near 30. Experience has taught me not to violate that threshold and expect a good experience (unless looking for a 3G release). 

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1 hour ago, geecue2 said:

Image result for pics of pumpkin spice condoms

Picking up white girls just got easier 😂 

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18 minutes ago, Just Jos said:

Picking up white girls just got easier 😂 

Perhaps I am just dense (proven before on occasion) but .......... huh????

I want something that works on my preference - all colors!!

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Picking up white girls just got easier 😂

 

Lmao  :wiggle:

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4 hours ago, gr8owl said:

Perhaps I am just dense (proven before on occasion) but .......... huh????

I want something that works on my preference - all colors!!

Lol Growl. Its somewhat of a new phenomenon, but it is highly joked about-- woman go nuts over pumpkin spice, especially white ones. 😂 Me being half white, I can approve this message ;-) 

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12 minutes ago, Just Jos said:

Lol Growl. Its somewhat of a new phenomenon, but it is highly joked about-- woman go nuts over pumpkin spice, especially white ones. 😂 Me being half white, I can approve this message ;-) 

@gr8owl She's not lying. White women can't resist the Pumpkin Spice. pumpkin-spice-ugg-boot-funny.jpgpumpkin-spice-meme-funny-cocaine.jpgpumpkin-spice-in-mirror-funny.jpg

Being all kinds of Caucasian I can back Jos up on this one :lol:

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Lol Growl. Its somewhat of a new phenomenon, but it is highly joked about-- woman go nuts over pumpkin spice, especially white ones. 😂 Me being half white, I can approve this message ;-) 

 

Actually brought some pumpkin spice cookies to an appt, she stated how she liked the pumpkin spice. It could have been coincidence but it seemed like everything picked up after that. Lol.

Image result for pepperridge farm pumpkin spice cookies image milanos

 

 

 

 

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I will have to admit that the one of her laying on the bed freaks me out. Get a better mask...like a bunny nose with bunny ears or something.

The only things I like pumpkin spiceis pumpkin pie, and Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. Other than that, forget it!

xoxo,

Samantha Sheppard

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