Posted April 11, 2018 not so nasty or disgusting but funny just the same... A difficult business decision...complicated by poor sentence structure: "Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her and said, "Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.” "Could you jack off for now?" she says.. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime." ...... I had to let Jack go." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Winston_Smith said: not so nasty or disgusting but funny just the same... A difficult business decision...complicated by poor sentence structure: "Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her and said, "Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.” "Could you jack off for now?" she says.. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime." ...... I had to let Jack go." 😝😅😂 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 11, 2018 Along the same lines: Q: what's the difference between Stacey helping her uncle, Jack, off a horse, and Stacey helping her uncle jack off a horse? A: in one case, Stacey's uncle gets off, in the other case, the horse gets off. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
