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Strangest experience, provider, client you've had?

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Good afternoon everyone?  Interested in hearing about misadventures or just random quirks you have run into while enjoying the hobby.

 

My very first endevour was back in 2011.  I had done my reasearch and finally decided to pull the trigger.  I met with a strikingly beautiful young lady, but was essentially was all nerves.  Needless to say the adventure was short lived.  However the one thing always sticks out in my memory.  When we met, she kept making humming noise followed by a giggle.  We were walking to the room when it started and continued the entire time up to and including when I left.   It seemed like she was having a conversation inside her head and was oblivious that she was even doing it.  The best way I can describe it was if you have ever seen a horror movie where they have children singing "la la la..."  A very sweet girl, just caught me off guard.

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Yea that's freaky lol...

On another note my strangest experience would have to be when I had a gentleman come into the spa I was working at down in the South and had a very funny request!  He wanted to be put in a newborn diaper and walked around on a dog lease around the building so everyone could see him..I just figured that was his way of pleasure.  Lol not somthing I would initiate

On 8/8/2016 at 0:47 PM, Bit Banger said:

At least he wanted you to poop in the bowl, and not in his mouth :o  (15 years and I still can't unsee that video, uggg!)

Lmao...

On 8/10/2016 at 3:30 PM, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

Remember the guy who once came and saw me in a beautiful dress! Said that he just needed someone to talk to and proceeded to go through my closet asking about my clothes and trying on a few things. Just like Samantha I too had a few drug people show up in the past. The last incident was an alcoholic who showed up and I told him to leave and  I tried to give him a bottle of water. He declined the water and claimed he had a beer waiting for him in the car. Some of the text messages I get I really insane too. However, I think Laic's call tops them all! Poopy in a fishbowl is really something! ;)  Sabrina's is also pretty good too! Think that there is

  1. And whats crazier to me is that I was JUST STARTING OUT in the industry..I was fresh as a babies bottom.
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Many years ago I set up an appointment with an 18 year old provider from a Westworld ad. Met at hotel turned out to be a bait and switch two teens were in the room. One took care of the business end and left. As the other 18 year old inexperienced provider began with some digital stimulation, a drop of pre-cum formed on the tip of my manhood and she freaked out.She didn't know what it was, she thought it was some sort of discharge and she shrieked dressed and left. I was healthy and clean. Can't beat experience.

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35 minutes ago, Studman said:

Many years ago I set up an appointment with an 18 year old provider from a Westworld ad. Met at hotel turned out to be a bait and switch two teens were in the room. One took care of the business end and left. As the other 18 year old inexperienced provider began with some digital stimulation, a drop of pre-cum formed on the tip of my manhood and she freaked out.She didn't know what it was, she thought it was some sort of discharge and she shrieked dressed and left. I was healthy and clean. Can't beat experience.

She probably knew what it was, and was looking for it, to provide her well rehearsed performance to evade providing actual service. 

As you say - experience!

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I had a provider tie me up once and sit on my face to control my breathing while she kept my little head busy.  While my nose was buried deep between her asscheeks she decided to start grinding and twerking, and promptly gave me an explosive bloody nose.  Neither of us noticed for a couple of seconds until we had blood everywhere, at which point we both freaked out.  Bright red blood all over white bedsheets looks scary.  She was a good sport about it though.  It remains the only time a dom has ever really made me bleed.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Bit Banger said:

She probably knew what it was, and was looking for it, to provide her well rehearsed performance to evade providing actual service. 

As you say - experience!

Honestly, I hope you're right, otherwise she is going to have a tough career.

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A gentleman walked in the door with a bottle of wine and a fishbowl.  After we were halfway into the bottle of wine I asked why the fishbowl.  He replied " I have a fantasy"

 
He wanted me to poopy in the bowl over his head as he watched.  I politely declined and got a goldfish.:P
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19 hours ago, fmr_racerCOS said:

Good afternoon everyone?  Interested in hearing about misadventures or just random quirks you have run into while enjoying the hobby.

 

My very first endevour was back in 2011.  I had done my reasearch and finally decided to pull the trigger.  I met with a strikingly beautiful young lady, but was essentially was all nerves.  Needless to say the adventure was short lived.  However the one thing always sticks out in my memory.  When we met, she kept making humming noise followed by a giggle.  We were walking to the room when it started and continued the entire time up to and including when I left.   It seemed like she was having a conversation inside her head and was oblivious that she was even doing it.  The best way I can describe it was if you have ever seen a horror movie where they have children singing "la la la..."  A very sweet girl, just caught me off guard.

I'm pretty sure I've recently seen this provider! 

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...My first time with an escort I walk into her messy apartment with 6 one week old puppies crawling around on the floor under our feet. She pulls up her tee shirt exposing a boob and barks in an authoritarian tone, "suck on my boob so I know you're not a cop!" Talk about seduction - NOT.  It went downhill from there. 

...Then there was the time I went to see a new lady and when I walk in she is trembling. I ask her if she's ok and she says, "Yes, I just have MS and shake most of the time." She wasn't kidding. It was awkward at that point until she explained that escorting was the only job she could do at this point. So I hung around, partly out of sympathy and partly because I'd already plunked down the donation. Interestingly she turned out to be one very horny lady and we had a lot of fun. Once I could see past the shaking I discovered a very cool lady. 

...And, I don't know if you call this one strange but it certainly is rare: I connected with a lady in Vegas on BP. She advertised as a 37 MILF and In her pictures she looked like a lady of that age - a little worn around the edges but still good on the eyes. I arranged to meet her in the bar. I'm sitting there and I see this knock down gorgeous goddess walk into the bar and think to myself, 'wow, wish that was her.' To my happy surprise she walks up to me and takes the seat next to me and says, "Hi, I'm Nikki. Are you Dave?" I about spilled my drink - she was about 23 and was porn star hot. I said "but you are much younger than your pictures!" She replies, "I have found that the best quality and generous men typically go after the 30 to 40 year olds." This was serious bait and switch of the good kind. 

Now I've become a bumbling idiot and I slide the 200 donation in an envelope. I buy her a drink and then hand her another 100 because I've lost my mind drooling over her. We then proceed up to the room where we get started but she very quickly indicates that for 300 all I'm getting is a HJ with her topless. She suggests I might want to run down to an atm and get another grand if I want FS. Fortunately I didn't have that kind of dough or I probably would have done as instructed. So, she finishes me off and gives me a kiss goodbye. Next day I wrote a review giving her 5 stars. We men can be so gullible. 

 

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7 hours ago, Laci French-2940 said:

A gentleman walked in the door with a bottle of wine and a fishbowl.  After we were halfway into the bottle of wine I asked why the fishbowl.  He replied " I have a fantasy"

 
He wanted me to poopy in the bowl over his head as he watched.  I politely declined and got a goldfish.:P

LOL and yuck. 

Was the goldfish in the bowl? Alive? 

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I got some awesome references for this guy that was nice on the phone and coherent. I got directions to his hotel room which was in a seedy area. First red flag! I am thinking in my head, he has great references. Get to his door and came in to a guy acting weird and distant. Note that the thought is stilling running in my head and I get started. As things progressed, I realize he is stoned off of meth and cocaine since he came down to Denver to "party"(didn't know that coming in). I just work furiously to get him off and out of there which as anyone knows is NOT going to happen. Midway through the time, he runs out of drugs and every few minutes, he stops me to search( pawing and licking the carpet) for more drugs. During all of this, he would ask me if I took his stuff(um, hell no!), and continue to search. I never did get him off, and thanks to me letting a friend know where I was going, when I got the call...I dressed and rushed out of there.

Just one of many weird circumstances I have encountered.

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Samantha Sheppard

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24 minutes ago, Gentlejeff1 said:

LOL and yuck. 

Was the goldfish in the bowl? Alive? 

I kept the bowl and bought the fish.

YUCK is right:(

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On ‎8‎/‎6‎/‎2016 at 7:14 AM, Laci French-2940 said:

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He wanted me to poopy in the bowl over his head as he watched.  I politely declined and got a goldfish.:P

At least he wanted you to poop in the bowl, and not in his mouth :o  (15 years and I still can't unsee that video, uggg!)

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Remember the guy who once came and saw me in a beautiful dress! Said that he just needed someone to talk to and proceeded to go through my closet asking about my clothes and trying on a few things. Just like Samantha I too had a few drug people show up in the past. The last incident was an alcoholic who showed up and I told him to leave and  I tried to give him a bottle of water. He declined the water and claimed he had a beer waiting for him in the car. Some of the text messages I get I really insane too. However, I think Laic's call tops them all! Poopy in a fishbowl is really something! ;)  Sabrina's is also pretty good too! Think that there is

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Met a provider once. Seemed like a normal girl- happy, fun, enjoys what she does. We have a good time and move on. Few weeks she calls. Asks if I'll go see her. Ok why not? Was fun last time. Says I need to pick her up. Not normal but whatever. Always up for a new experience. Half way there she says I gotta get the room. Awkward. I like to help out. But if you can't get a room maybe you're in a bad situation and I'm not really helping with this business. But right or wrong I pick her up. She gets the room with my cash. We hang out a bit. Talk. I get ready to leave. She says wait. She'll hook me up for the room. Then she pulls out a razor blade and starts carving shit in her arm. Next 20 minutes is a speech about how her mom & the government are trying to kill her. She's got a microchip in her arm. She's trying to get it out so we can have fun. Told her I'd get a scanner at best buy an noped the fuck out of there.  

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As soon as she pulled out the razor I would have walked..

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2 hours ago, jj254 said:

Met a provider once. Seemed like a normal girl- happy, fun, enjoys what she does. We have a good time and move on. Few weeks she calls. Asks if I'll go see her. Ok why not? Was fun last time. Says I need to pick her up. Not normal but whatever. Always up for a new experience. Half way there she says I gotta get the room. Awkward. I like to help out. But if you can't get a room maybe you're in a bad situation and I'm not really helping with this business. But right or wrong I pick her up. She gets the room with my cash. We hang out a bit. Talk. I get ready to leave. She says wait. She'll hook me up for the room. Then she pulls out a razor blade and starts carving shit in her arm. Next 20 minutes is a speech about how her mom & the government are trying to kill her. She's got a microchip in her arm. She's trying to get it out so we can have fun. Told her I'd get a scanner at best buy an noped the fuck out of there.  

 

 

After she started whacking on her arm, I would have called 911. I might have slid out the back door as they arrived, but that gal needed some serious HELP!

Yes, there are "confidential" issues involved but in cases of medical issues, attempted suicide or OD, the proper authorities need to be brought into play. There does not need to be any mention of your relationship, just that she is in distress. 

Ladies, this works both ways!  Remember what happened to the YL who let(helped?) the Silicon Valley exec OD on his boat a few years ago?

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When I was a Noob I made an appointment with a body rub provider at her private incall. She performed the body rub on the floor in front of her giant TV with a game show on...not once breaking her concentration from the show or the tv set the entire time. On the flip, there was no lotion or oil for the finish, just her sandpaper hands...I left before the hour was up w/o getting off and having to pry her dry, chapped hands from my John Thomas in the process. She continued to watch her show while I let myself out the door barely acknowledging I was leaving. 

 Needless to say, I didn't schedule a return visit w/ this provider.

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On 8/6/2016 at 3:07 PM, Laci French-2940 said:

I kept the bowl and bought the fish.

YUCK is right:(

I would've done it twice... lol j/k

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I mentioned this a few months ago in another thread - a provider who was exhibiting bipolar/manic/paranoid behavior. At least, that's how it appeared to me - much like I've seen in my own family. No razors and microchips (although I wonder if it was the same person) but definitely some rapidly escalating paranoia, accusations, and irrational behavior.

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I always remember the guy who's name was Lucky. He paid me a handsome fund to watch him jered off with a condom. Told me he practices safe sex even with himself. All I had to do was stand in the corner 15 feet away and rub my tits. He took care of the rest. 

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4 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said:

I always remember the guy who's name was Lucky. He paid me a handsome fund to watch him jered off with a condom. Told me he practices safe sex even with himself. All I had to do was stand in the corner 15 feet away and rub my tits. He took care of the rest. 

LMAO! I assume he was being sarcastic about the safe sex right? And jerking yourself off with a condom on? I know, Different strokes for different folks but that is just plain weird. Was he OCD too because the one benefit is the ease of cleaning up. And then he just wanted to watch you rub your tits? Geez girl if I was within 15 feet of you it wouldnt take me but a second to cross the room and you wouldn't be the one rubbing your fine tits. 🙃 👋🏻

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I swear Jeff,  this is how it happened and he was DEAD serious about safe sex with himself. He said Lucky is what all the girls called him. I can say I was lucky for sure. Quickest and easiest 500 I ever made. There are some odd ducks out there. Fortunately,  their money is just as green as the next guys and pays my bills too. 

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15 minutes ago, Melissa Sterling said:

I swear Jeff,  this is how it happened and he was DEAD serious about safe sex with himself. He said Lucky is what all the girls called him. I can say I was lucky for sure. Quickest and easiest 500 I ever made. There are some odd ducks out there. Fortunately,  their money is just as green as the next guys and pays my bills too. 

Maybe he should change his name to Safety. As careful as he is he doesn't need any luck. As for you, too bad he didn't repeat weekly. Did he give you a review? Or did he review himself? 

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On 8/11/2016 at 1:51 PM, MrBigShot said:

When I was a Noob I made an appointment with a body rub provider at her private incall. She performed the body rub on the floor in front of her giant TV with a game show on...not once breaking her concentration from the show or the tv set the entire time. On the flip, there was no lotion or oil for the finish, just her sandpaper hands...I left before the hour was up w/o getting off and having to pry her dry, chapped hands from my John Thomas in the process. She continued to watch her show while I let myself out the door barely acknowledging I was leaving. 

 Needless to say, I didn't schedule a return visit w/ this provider.

thinking those rough hands might really be nice on a mans mmm? You never know until you try! With a game show on I would have asked for what is behind door number three?! 

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On 8/13/2016 at 9:10 AM, Kali Sensual Reiki said:

thinking those rough hands might really be nice on a mans mmm? You never know until you try! With a game show on I would have asked for what is behind door number three?! 

LOL! She really didn't like what she was doing and put forth zero effort in making the experience enjoyable for the client. I ran out of there as fast as I could and never returned.

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I still remember an MP in FL years back  

The massage was given with kitchen gloves drowned in lotion, including the ?happy? ending.   

Needless to say, I never returned. 

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Many years ago, another provider talked me into meeting a friend of hers (sight unseen) when she needed to cancel a couple hours before our appointment.  "She's just your type."  Alternative gal arrives, transaction completed and physically all systems are go. We go through the usual chit chat of getting to know each other and I realize that her voice quality, and especially her laughter and mannerisms were the spitting duplicate of one of my closest gal-pals (childhood friend, introduced her to her still-married-to husband 40 yrs ago, etc).  The longer we chatted and the more intimate we became,  the more I couldn't get my gal pal out of my mind.  I called the session after about 15 minutes.  I think the provider was a bit confused, but as I walked her to her vehicle, I knew I'd dodged a very weird experience. 

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On 8/11/2016 at 1:51 PM, MrBigShot said:

When I was a Noob I made an appointment with a body rub provider at her private incall. She performed the body rub on the floor in front of her giant TV with a game show on...not once breaking her concentration from the show or the tv set the entire time. On the flip, there was no lotion or oil for the finish, just her sandpaper hands...I left before the hour was up w/o getting off and having to pry her dry, chapped hands from my John Thomas in the process. She continued to watch her show while I let myself out the door barely acknowledging I was leaving. 

 Needless to say, I didn't schedule a return visit w/ this provider.

I think I saw her once :unsure:

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