TrystinTrimble

A survey for the gentlemen, hypothetical setup...

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Guys, I finally have something to ask yall about which i have no idea. Hasnt happened, but want to know...

If a provider that was definitely legit and whatnot, had an incall that was a nice RV , discreetly placed for privacy in a perfectly fine residential area, with a functional  bathroom and  a decent bed...would you be okay with visiting her at those digs, or would that part alone, make you pass on it?  Just yes or no is fine, but a reason for tour answer is welcome. Just curious.

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Just gonna be honest. No. No way. First it's a chemical bathroom...correct? Can 2 of us shower (meaning me n you)? I'd pass. But you already know that about me.

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I would probably pass. Stepping into an RV, even a very nice one, just sort of kills the atmosphere for me.  

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Ma'am, I apologize for the lack of adventure exhibited by my peers.

I think it would be kinda fun.  Sorta like Smokey & the Bandit!  (Boy, does THAT age me.)  I might even rent the RV and its owner for a weekend getaway.

One concern that occurs to me:  If anyone files a complaint in an area where your license plate info is recorded, then "da fuzz" will be able to track your movements all over town using license plate scanners.  That would make it easy to track and observe you.  Not a good thing.

 

But.....it sounds like a real hoot!  Get yourself a boat to haul behind it and......are those wedding bells?

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4 minutes ago, Laplace said:

Ma'am, I apologize for the lack of adventure exhibited by my peers.

I think it would be kinda fun.  Sorta like Smokey & the Bandit!  (Boy, does THAT age me.)  I might even rent the RV and its owner for a weekend getaway.

One concern that occurs to me:  If anyone files a complaint in an area where your license plate info is recorded, then "da fuzz" will be able to track your movements all over town using license plate scanners.  That would make it easy to track and observe you.  Not a good thing.

 

But.....it sounds like a real hoot!  Get yourself a boat to haul behind it and......are those wedding bells?

Unless you were acting like a buffoon why would someone complain?

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This idea has merit it but It would depend on where it was set up. In a residential area the neighbors might be suspicious since usually RVs aren't set up at homes or on the street unless some traveling in laws or friends come by and stay. (Remember Randy Quaid in Xmas Vacation). 

If you were in an RV park the management might get suspicious at all the visitors ("Henry I tell you she's either got a lot of in laws or boyfriends or she's a ------ " gasp!  Then Henry says he'll go check it out and doesn't come back for an hour and then comes back with a shit eating grin on his face and reports that they're all her best buds and he just became a one too.)  

But what if you had a driver and you drove up to the clients house or hotel, they jump in and then the driver takes off while you play in the back? You could play Steppenwolfs Magic Carpet Ride in the background. Gas could get pretty expensive Plus paying the driver. As long as the driver obeys the law the cops would leave you alone (could be a funny police chase video though - breaking news! cops chase hooker in RV). 

Oh yeah, don't forget Walmart lets you set up for free overnight. And nobody would suspect anything although you might need to bribe the security guy in his little pick up truck with the red light on top. 

[snip] (hope that line doesn't get me busted by the mods). 

I was actually talking about this idea with another provider recently but we were mostly joking around - thinking of names for the RV;  roaming around neighborhoods playing tinny music like the ice cream trucks only it would be stripper music - "here comes the dancers one by one..."  And "my angel is a centerfold". You could even play Stevie Ray Vaughs If the House is a Rockin'  don't bother knockin' just change the next line to "Don't bother coming in..." (Wait your turn outside by the porta-a-John). 

Trystin,  sorry if Im making light of your serious inquiry - I do really think this has some potential it just needs some input and brainstorming  from all the other members. ;) 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Lucy Kitten said:

Unless you were acting like a buffoon why would someone complain?

LOL.  Still before your time, but google Gladys Kravitz.

I did not say it was a deal killer. Just a potential concern.  You know me. Always paranoid.

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16 minutes ago, Gentlejeff1 said:

But what if you had a driver and you drove up to the clients house or hotel, they jump in and then the driver takes off while you play in the back? You could play Steppenwolfs Magic Carpet Ride in the background

;) 

 

 

LOL you are soooo dating yourself. What next? I'm Ennerie the Eighth I am?

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18 minutes ago, Laplace said:

LOL.  Still before your time, but google Gladys Kravitz.

I thought of Gladys myself, as soon as I read Lucy's question!  :lol:

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If it was somebody I know, then yes I wouldn't have a problem with it. If it's someone I didn't know, then yes I would still go, even though I may have a problem with it.

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This is a funny coincidence.  I was thinking about buying a home on wheels. Joked with the SO that I could have a roaming in call. You guys all raised some good points to think about though. But I'm also with lucy on this one, if you're not doing anything to draw attention, nobody will notice. 

Put a for sale sign on it...say you're giving tours. 

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3 hours ago, TrystinTrimble said:

Guys, I finally have something to ask yall about which i have no idea. Hasnt happened, but want to know...

If a provider that was definitely legit and whatnot, had an incall that was a nice RV , discreetly placed for privacy in a perfectly fine residential area, with a functional  bathroom and  a decent bed...would you be okay with visiting her at those digs, or would that part alone, make you pass on it?  Just yes or no is fine, but a reason for tour answer is welcome. Just curious.

Curious how it'd be private and residential. No lady walking the dog noticing the RV moving?

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What a hoot!!

Here is where my mind went:  Road trip appointments, as short as a 3 to 4 hour dinner date.  but could be a real road trip.  At least two ladies and one or more gents.  Meet in a safe place and then drive for an hour while one lady drives and one entertains. Destination is a nice restaurant and table for 3 (or more)  on the return trip the ladies switch places. 

Examples:

Denver to Boulder (slow winding route) - dinner at JAX

Denver to Vail (this could be one way for skiers) - dinner at Sweet Basil

Denver to COS -dinner at The Broadmoor

 

  

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The driving around part reminds me of a fun HH back in the day...I think it'd be more comfortable in an RV than a limo LOL

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I wouldn't have a problem with it at all.  In fact, the idea gives new meaning to being a provider.

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8 hours ago, Lucy Kitten said:

Unless you were acting like a buffoon why would someone complain?

Because many places (including some residential neighborhoods in Denver) have covenants prohibiting the permanent parking of RV's, let alone their habitation, in residential neighborhoods.  

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8 hours ago, Melissa Sterling said:

This is a funny coincidence.  I was thinking about buying a home on wheels. Joked with the SO that I could have a roaming in call. You guys all raised some good points to think about though. But I'm also with lucy on this one, if you're not doing anything to draw attention, nobody will notice. 

Put a for sale sign on it...say you're giving tours. 

Historically speaking, almost all great inventions and new ideas occurred to 2 or more people at the same period in time and were developed simultaneously. The first one to market was the winner. So here we have 3 different people coming up with the same idea at once. Sounds like an idea that the universe has declared should be enacted and its time has come.

Perhaps one of the RV companies should design an 'escort special' model with furnishings and amenities unique to the trade. 

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11 hours ago, TrystinTrimble said:

Guys, I finally have something to ask yall about which i have no idea. Hasnt happened, but want to know...

If a provider that was definitely legit and whatnot, had an incall that was a nice RV , discreetly placed for privacy in a perfectly fine residential area, with a functional  bathroom and  a decent bed...would you be okay with visiting her at those digs, or would that part alone, make you pass on it?  Just yes or no is fine, but a reason for tour answer is welcome. Just curious.

I would see you in an RV.  I would see you in a TreeHouse. I would see you in a tent by a lake. I'd see you driving down the freeway (that one is fun btw). 

I'm there to enjoy our time together not admire the furniture.

Where are you parked? I'll be right over

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A nimble sex mobile that can provide door to door service if need be

Sign me up.  

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I own a 38 foot Diesel Pusher motor home that I travel in quite a bit for work, and stay in while on extended trips.  NEVER did I think I could get a provider to come to me in a motor home, Let alone a provider having a motor home.

 

There is always attention when I park mine anywhere except a camp ground. Some one alway wants to look in the windows to see how nice it is.

 

I going to say NO

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One could always park their RV here. This way you would never run out of snacks for the guests.....

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Honey go ahead & keep shopping, I am going over to the RV section to look at tires, I'll check back with you in just over an hour.....:lol:

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Imagine an RV pulling up to base camp half way through elk season. 

A shower, a tumble, a meal and another tumble. Great plan!

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I would have no problem seeing a well reviewed lady in an rv.

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I dont have one, but was looking on airbnb and it crossed my mind...

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5 hours ago, Doug28 said:

Imagine an RV pulling up to base camp half way through elk season. 

A shower, a tumble, a meal and another tumble. Great plan!

For you, and ONLY YOU...

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1 hour ago, TrystinTrimble said:

For you, and ONLY YOU..

Well then make sure it has a hitch too so we can take the boat. If we're gonna do it in the RV might as well the boat too :) 

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I agree with many here I would not have any problems seeing a well-reviewed lady in an RV.  It might be fun and different.

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I have had ladies visit my outcall in RV parks. I travel a LOT with my RV.

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On 7/11/2016 at 7:02 PM, TrystinTrimble said:

I dont have one, but was looking on airbnb and it crossed my mind...

Have the responses here influenced your decision in any way? It seems like there's enough interest to look into it further.

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