Posted September 16, 2015 Simplysxy - How To Suck Your Own PenisIt's been a while since I've found an article worthy of sharing with all my TOB friends. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 "For the straight man who has a penis in his mouth for the first time, don’t panic."I think I just cracked a rib laughing so hard...just don't panic 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 Dear Justina:No panic here. However:While I really appreciate the money saving tip, (akin to making your own lunch or changing your own oil) to me, this one is a lot closer to dropping a transmission or removing a blod clot from the brain. As a result, I will continue to seek out paid professionals for the best results. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 "For the straight man who has a penis in his mouth for the first time, don’t panic."I think I just cracked a rib laughing so hard...just don't panic Only panic here would be that if I could manage that maneuver i may never the leave the house. Then again, I would still need a pussy to eat! Decisions, decisions. Best to leave the penis sucking to her. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 Dear Justina:No panic here. However:While I really appreciate the money saving tip, (akin to making your own lunch or changing your own oil) to me, this one is a lot closer to dropping a transmission or removing a blod clot from the brain. As a result, I will continue to seek out paid professionals for the best results. Absolutely leave it to the professionals! I don't want to change my oil either.It is still good information to have, in case your FedEx plane crashes and all you have is a volleyball. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 Absolutely leave it to the professionals! I don't want to change my oil either.It is still good information to have, in case your FedEx plane crashes and all you have is a volleyball.Nah. I'd just use the ice skates to cut a hole in a coconut. Tie it to a tree at crotch level. Two more coconuts at breast level, and the Volley ball on top......before you know it I'd be screaming "WILSON!" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 I did not look, but I have already tried. The damn thing is just not long enough, or I'm not flexible enough. I will have to stick to the lips attached to a real woman. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 Dear Justina:No panic here. However:While I really appreciate the money saving tip, (akin to making your own lunch or changing your own oil) to me, this one is a lot closer to dropping a transmission or removing a blod clot from the brain. As a result, I will continue to seek out paid professionals for the best results. PLUS 1 here I think the professionals are the way to go. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 Now that would be something worth watching 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 By that pic, looks like Face Up, Ass Up! Nope, still would need a Band-Aid to cover my sphincter! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2015 This just isn't right folks leave it to a female pro please 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2015 That is great....I am still laughing about it and now I am curious if it is true that it is every mans fantasy as it says there....So guys is that something you fantasize about or not??? I certainly am no expert on this subject it seems to me that maybe when a guy is younger it might be until he is getting sex on a regular basis and possibly when a guy gets older when he hasnt had any for awhile it might be something that hing when he has not had anyone around to do that for awhile but other than that I would tend to believe not so much....Well just my thought on that part of this anyway....Have a great day everyone... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2015 If I could suck my own, I probably would. However, I'm guessing the position would be uncomfortable for any length of time. Unfortunately, my dick is too small, and I'm not very flexible, so it ain't an option. Rosie palms (and women) to the rescue! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2015 That is great....I am still laughing about it and now I am curious if it is true that it is every mans fantasy as it says there....So guys is that something you fantasize about or not??? I certainly am no expert on this subject it seems to me that maybe when a guy is younger it might be until he is getting sex on a regular basis and possibly when a guy gets older when he hasnt had any for awhile it might be something that hing when he has not had anyone around to do that for awhile but other than that I would tend to believe not so much....Well just my thought on that part of this anyway....Have a great day everyone... It's not a fantasy I have ever had and never thought about it or tried it. I wouldn't be flexible enough anyways. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2015 This is something I can honestly say I've never thought about in my whole entire life. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2015 Why do dogs lick their balls?Because they can! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2015 Very true Bit Banger but I honestly believe that is only because they dont have thumbs to masturbate...Of course I could be wrong about that, as it certainlly would not be the first nor the last time for that....Thank you all for responding to my rather personal question and I am glad that I was not too far ofr thinking that really was not something most men have fantasized about nor tried for the most part... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 24, 2015 For those other males thinking to do this...don't, it is not without it's risks! I was successful at first with this, but ended up rolling off my bed right as I was about to erupt and ended up with two compressed disks and caused myself to throw up because I ended up deep-throating myself when I hit the floor. Damn gag reflex. I also knocked over the flowers I bought for me and all the candles I used to set the mood...one hell of a mess to clean up, not to mention I didn't get a chance to smoke the two cigarettes with myself because of all of this chaos. That's not the worst of it though. Both my cat and dog were in the room, and neither will even look me in the eye. Ok, sarcasm aside...seriously, dudes actually do this?!? I'll pass, nothing beats a females touch, attention and companionship and the thousands of other reasons in my opinion. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 26, 2015 There once was a man from Nantucket...I'll leave the dick sucking to the professionals! Funny thread though!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 27, 2015 Absolutely leave it to the professionals! I don't want to change my oil either.It is still good information to have, in case your FedEx plane crashes and all you have is a volleyball.Now that's some funny shit right there!Wilson!!!!!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 27, 2015 Now that would be something worth watchingI've watched in person once... it's weird! This guy was not that flexible and had some extra weight, but we was just able to do it. It was pathetic! LOL 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 27, 2015 Start practicing yoga, you'll get there in no time 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 28, 2015 I've watched in person once... it's weird! This guy was not that flexible and had some extra weight, but we was just able to do it. It was pathetic! LOLHoly crap! The guy had a beautiful woman in the room and still chose to do it himself!?!?The dude needs some serious mental help! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 28, 2015 Holy crap! The guy had a beautiful woman in the room and still chose to do it himself!?!?The dude needs some serious mental help!Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 28, 2015 Holy crap! The guy had a beautiful woman in the room and still chose to do it himself!?!?The dude needs some serious mental help!is that any different than a woman with a perfectly willing man in the room and she needs to rub one out for herself? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 28, 2015 is that any different than a woman with a perfectly willing man in the room and she needs to rub one out for herself?In one way. The guy watching probably actually likes the show. Not sure Erin seemed that impressed. In fact, the guy would probably pay extra for a show if the woman licked her own kitty.Erin... Was it Ron Jeremy in the room? I could see that kind of behavior from him. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 28, 2015 Erin... Was it Ron Jeremy in the room? I could see that kind of behavior from him.LOL it was not him, but you got the idea of the type of person he was.Let's say I wouldn't pay a cent to watch that live show again LOL 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 29, 2015 I wonder if the man that can suck his own cock also uses his two hands to push his head further down on his shaft lol? Inquiring minds want to know lol hee hee... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 29, 2015 I wonder if the man that can suck his own cock also uses his two hands to push his head further down on his shaft lol? Inquiring minds want to know lol hee hee...Lol... Nearly wasted a good mouthful of beer when I read that! Then I tried to envision that and now I can't unsee it. Need more beer to flush the evil vision! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 29, 2015 I wonder if the man that can suck his own cock also uses his two hands to push his head further down on his shaft lol? Inquiring minds want to know lol hee hee...No, he just grabs both ears & pulls. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
