Posted September 10, 2015 SKID MARKS! WTF? I've read several posts by women who have complained and ranted before. Well, add another! I'm dumbstruck and disgusted. I never thought it would happen to me. Fellas, come on! Wash your asses!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2015 Lol;)by the way we are working on your issue we will email you soon 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 10, 2015 Lol;)by the way we are working on your issue we will email you soonlol.. I didn't know you took care of skidmarks too whisperer.. hahahah.. Just kidding man.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 TELL YOUR CLIENT TO SEEK PROFESSIONAL GUIDANCE! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 Okay That's gross. But I'm laughing my ass off (and any skid marks with it?). Laplace, that vid is too good for this topic. The girl cracking up kills me. God my stomach hurts. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 That has got to be one of the funniest GIF's I've ever seen! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 Justina mentioned this a while back and how gross can this be? I personally wash my ass for my own self asteam (SP?) Just sayin....Come on guys 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 Okay That's gross. But I'm laughing my ass off (and any skid marks with it?). Laplace, that vid is too good for this topic. The girl cracking up kills me. God my stomach hurts.That has got to be one of the funniest GIF's I've ever seen! It's from Parks and Recreation and that's a really chubby Chris Pratt and the hot girl is Aubrey Plaza. Off topic but find his season 4 gag reel from parks and rec if you really want to laugh. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 TELL YOUR CLIENT TO SEEK PROFESSIONAL GUIDANCE!I begrudgingly thumbs up this gif It's perfect and my second favorite show of all time. Skid marks do happen though rarely thankfully. I have a really strong gag reflex and poo on my sheets sends me right over the edge. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 It's from Parks and Recreation and that's a really chubby Chris Pratt and the hot girl is Aubrey Plaza. Off topic but find his season 4 gag reel from parks and rec if you really want to laugh. I have no idea how I have missed watching this show... Looks like I have a new binge session coming soon! Thanks for that! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 It's from Parks and Recreation and that's a really chubby Chris Pratt and the hot girl is Aubrey Plaza. Off topic but find his season 4 gag reel from parks and rec if you really want to laugh. Thank you LK, I will check that out.I think I threw out my back laughing so hard last evening. Is that even possible? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 For the nerds and or "Star Wars" geeks, Patton Oswalt "Parks and Rec" outtake one take fillibuster:https://youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2015 For the nerds and or "Star Wars" geeks, Patton Oswalt "Parks and Rec" outtake one take fillibuster:His filibuster was awesome that was 8 minutes of improv genius that should be remembered forever. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 12, 2015 there's a skid mark emoticon ??!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 12, 2015 Ya know, its listed right on the package...one of the side effects of Viagra...anal leakage. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2015 Justina mentioned this a while back and how gross can this be? I personally wash my ass for my own self asteam (SP?) Just sayin....Come on guysI've posted multiple times about this. Heidi gave some great advice on my last thread so now I toss everyone in the shower!! LOL To the OP: I feel your pain!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2015 TELL YOUR CLIENT TO SEEK PROFESSIONAL GUIDANCE!OMG I laughed so hard. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 I've posted multiple times about this. Heidi gave some great advice on my last thread so now I toss everyone in the shower!! LOL To the OP: I feel your pain!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2015 I get that this is an issue, but rest assured, it goes both way. Just sayin'. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2015 I've only ever had that shit happen once, ad it was off the clock. I couldn't get into him because if that alone... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2015 (edited) http://media.giphy.com/media/3HAYjfbyGvNVwE9mXrG/giphy.gif Edited October 1, 2015 by Nikki Holiday 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2015 http://media.giphy.com/media/3HAYjfbyGvNVwE9mXrG/giphy.gifLOL. That's the "Poopourrie" girl. Its a real product and I bought some from Amazon. Tried it out at home and it works! It's in my hobby survival kit.I've never had to take a dump at a ladies' incall, and I hope I never will. But if I do.....I'm ready! I'll come outta that room smelling like roses....... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2015 Laplace Im speechless. I should have known you would be fully prepared for the unexpected. lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2015 If I were a provider, I would make every client take a shower on arrival. And as a client, I would ask the provider to shower with me. Cheers to the clean start! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2015 If I were a provider, I would make every client take a shower on arrival. +1 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2015 Hah, now this shit is funny. I've never watched Parks and Rec, but I guess I'm going to have to start! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2015 Invest in some flushable baby wipes. Lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
