#ThingsYouDontSayToAnEscort

[Guest]

"We would love for you to join us for lunch provided it is not on the clock." (received that this morning)

"Can you give me a special rate?"

"Can you adjust your schedule so I can come by really quick?"

"I only have $xxx. Can you do xxx time for $xxx?"

"I wish I could feel you with no cover."

 

...Make this list grow! 

[Kosinski]

It's so late. Do you mind if I just spend the night?

[Guest]

It's so late. Do you mind if I just spend the night?

Timing and delivery are important for this one.  If said while pulling an additional 6 to 8 hundred dollar bills out of your wallet, it may be quite acceptable.

 

In the not to say category:

"Can we just hang out together?"

"When can I meet your family?"

"I love you"

[crazyb]

Place your hands behind your back Your under arrest 

 

 

Good topic Justina

[Guest]

 

I heard you offer bareback. 

I heard you have HIV, so do I. How can I book you?

Can you shit in my mouth? or Can I shit on you or in your mouth?

Can I fist your slutty ass hole?  

Had 3 references who cleared him. Then he decided to send me picture of his dick with big fat warts on it.   

 

I would like an hour of greek. See you at 2pm. or Can you massage me for $150 for hour?

GENTLEMEN I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH IF IN CONVO YOU SAY SOMETHING VERY OPENLY SOLICITING AN ESCORT AND THEN SHE TELLS YOU SHE SUSPECTS YOU ARE LAW ENFORCEMENT AND THEN GIVES YOU SEVERAL WAYS TO SCREEN TO PROVE HER WRONG.. AND YOURE UNWILLING YOU ARE GOING TO BE BLACKLISTED AS SUSPECTED LE WONT SCREEN. DO NOT ASK ABOUT RATES OR SERVICES.  I personally will not blacklist you.  I assume 3 things you rolled and now your compromised, your a moron and you cant read, your law enforcement. Your name is saved as 666, your ass is permanently blocked for being a dumb ass.

 

 

 

 

[Juanmotai]

 

I heard you offer bareback. 

I heard you have HIV, so do I. How can I book you?

Can you shit in my mouth? or Can I shit on you or in your mouth?

Can I fist your slutty ass hole?  

Had 3 references who cleared him. Then he decided to send me picture of his dick with big fat warts on it.   

 

I would like an hour of greek. See you at 2pm. or Can you massage me for $150 for hour?

GENTLEMEN I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH IF IN CONVO YOU SAY SOMETHING VERY OPENLY SOLICITING AN ESCORT AND THEN SHE TELLS YOU SHE SUSPECTS YOU ARE LAW ENFORCEMENT AND THEN GIVES YOU SEVERAL WAYS TO SCREEN TO PROVE HER WRONG.. AND YOURE UNWILLING YOU ARE GOING TO BE BLACKLISTED AS SUSPECTED LE WONT SCREEN. DO NOT ASK ABOUT RATES OR SERVICES.  I personally will not blacklist you.  I assume 3 things you rolled and now your compromised, your a moron and you cant read, your law enforcement. Your name is saved as 666, your ass is permanently blocked for being a dumb ass.

 

 

 

 

wow, how can I follow this up? I think you covered everything, and then some. Haha.. what's left after this except maybe, " will you have my kids with me?"  👪👅

[Guest]

His convo was the following what will you do for $250? lol Another dude: AND THIS IS HIS REPLY VERBATIM
"UH OK THATS WHAT I WANT DA FUQ ION GOTTA RESPECT YOU U A WHORE. UR A SEX WORKER.ACT LIKE U LIKE TO GET FUCKED AND SUCK DICK ITS UR JOB"... lol he gets no dick sucking from me. Top that. 
 

 

Edited September 2, 2015 by Nikki Holiday

[Guest]

 

Had 3 references who cleared him. Then he decided to send me picture of his dick with big fat warts on it.   

Forgot to mention, his dick picture with warts, is now save as his contact profile picture.

[geecue2]

"We would love for you to join us for lunch provided it is not on the clock." (received that this morning)

"Can you give me a special rate?"

"Can you adjust your schedule so I can come by really quick?"

"I only have $xxx. Can you do xxx time for $xxx?"

"I wish I could feel you with no cover."

" What is your real name."

"Do you cum here often." 

 

...Make this list grow! 

[NoCoDiscreet]

"Blumpkin?"

"I'm so sad"

Put member between legs and dance around ( think silence of the lambs )

[gimehead]

"We would love for you to join us for lunch provided it is not on the clock." (received that this morning)

"Can you give me a special rate?"

"Can you adjust your schedule so I can come by really quick?"

"I only have $xxx. Can you do xxx time for $xxx?"

"I wish I could feel you with no cover."

"What's your real name?"

"Do you cum here often?"

"Can we just hang out together?"

"When can I meet your family?"

"I love you"

"When's your baby due?"  

 

...Make this list grow! 

[Guest]

I'm gonna add this gem: "So, how many guys have you fucked today?" 

...that's what you say when you want to get kicked out of my incall. Thinly veiled disgust does not get me wet.

[Juanmotai]

How about starting a thread about things you should say to an escort. That would be just as helpful to me 😛

[BadBoy]

Great Idea Juanmotai, why wait?

Here are a few things you should say:

      Wow, you are even more gorgeous than your photos!

      I like everything to be safe, hope you do too.

      I don't have change so I just rounded up to $300, hope that's OK.

      Nice place, are you a decorator in your other life?

      Nice shoes.

       Do you mind if I take a shower?  I like to be squeaky clean before I touch you.

OK folks, now it's your turn to add some more.

[Guest]

I want to see you first thing in the morning while you are still clean, before other men have been there.

I am too big to wear condoms, so I have to go BB.

I am clean and I can prove it, I am married. ( Is the wife going to vouch for you?)

I am a certified massage therapist. Will you trade for services?

I have party favors, you interested? (email arrives a 3:00am)

Do you do family sex? All adults Mother, Father, Son, and daughter (taking gross to a whole new level)

This may sound weird, but I am dying from Cancer. I don't have much time. I don't want sex, so can we visit for free.

Countless times....I am so good in bed, you might want to pay me.

I might think of a few more, great thread Justina.

 

[Juanmotai]

Great Idea Juanmotai, why wait?

Here are a few things you should say:

      Wow, you are even more gorgeous than your photos!

      I like everything to be safe, hope you do too.

      I don't have change so I just rounded up to $300, hope that's OK.

      Nice place, are you a decorator in your other life?

      Nice shoes.

       Do you mind if I take a shower?  I like to be squeaky clean before I touch you.

OK folks, now it's your turn to add some more.

iam gonna have to write all this information down and make a spreadsheet.. no wait, I mean a script. Before I pick up the phone I will pull out my script.. Lol. I mean, it sounds like a good idea to me anyway

[Kosinski]

Oh crap, is there a Deutsche Bank ATM around here?

[Guest]

""Sorry, I'm running a bit behind. I should be there in about an hour and a half. Do you mind waiting in the driveway?"

"Iron my shirt please"

"Can you score me some....."

"Can we do BB, I've had a vasectomy"

That's all I have to add for now...

[Guest]

Can my mom come? 

My last ATF filled harassment charges against me.

Do you provide blood play?

I'll never let you go!

You remind me of my daughter.

I forgot my wallet.

OMG you're ugly!

I emailed you 600 times yesterday. Why didn't you respond.

Oops! I just pooped.

I'm sorry for what is about to happen.

My wife knows where you live.

Don't mind the sores.

GET IN THE VAN!

Necrophilia is HOT!

Can my dog have a taste? 

I want to suck the farts out of your ass.

Do you take ebt cards?

I forgot my wallet.

My couch pulls out, but I don't.

I wear adult diapers.

I put STD in STUD. All I need is U.

(looks her up and down) "You'll do."

Prove you're not a cop.

I'm a photographer. I'd be willing to trade services.

Nobody will believe you.

Just relax. I'll be done soon.

Don't mind the video camera in the closet.

I'm just getting over a cold. Don't mind my raspy cough.

I want to keep you for myself.

Get on my team and make some real money.

 

Edited September 3, 2015 by Destiny-1281

[Guest]

Can my mom come? 

Thanks for reminding me. I blocked this one from my memory.

Would you pretend to be my Mom during sex? Narration was included in the email.

Ewwwww

 

 

 

[Guest]

Thanks for reminding me. I blocked this one from my memory.

Would you pretend to be my Mom during sex? Narration was included in the email.

Ewwwww

 

 

 

How about Stacy's Mom?  Could you pretend to be Stacy's mom?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

Some more:

I left my money in my other pants.

I know I scheduled you for 4 hours, but here's your half hour rate.  I'm outta here.

Is that your bottle of Valtrex, or mine?

[Juanmotai]

How about Stacy's Mom?  Could you pretend to be Stacy's mom?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

Some more:

I left my money in my other pants.

I know I scheduled you for 4 hours, but here's your half hour rate.  I'm outta here.

Is that your bottle of Valtrex, or mine?

ok, the valtrex is one I gotta chime in on. Lol. I took acyclovir, common name valtrex, to fight a bacterial infection in my blood. Its only common knowledge, because of those stupid commercials, what it is normally used for. Lol. Every damn time I had to refill that prescription I felt the need to explain to the pharmacist, and everyone else who could hear, that I want using it to treat herpes. Goddamnit, and I don't know why. It should have been none of their business. I made damn sure they knew it was for a bacterial infection in my blood. I have never been so glad to be off a medication as I was to be off that one. I don't even know why I felt the need to say this here. It's just one of those things that drives a person bat shit crazy. Haha. Ok, rant over with. Back to the subject at hand 

[Guest]

How about Stacy's Mom?  Could you pretend to be Stacy's mom?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

Some more:

I left my money in my other pants.

I know I scheduled you for 4 hours, but here's your half hour rate.  I'm outta here.

Is that your bottle of Valtrex, or mine?

Laplace who doesn't want to do Stacy's Mom?

Just not your own. It more conjured images of the Peacock brothers in X-files.

ok, the valtrex is one I gotta chime in on. Lol. I took acyclovir, common name valtrex, to fight a bacterial infection in my blood. Its only common knowledge, because of those stupid commercials, what it is normally used for. Lol. Every damn time I had to refill that prescription I felt the need to explain to the pharmacist, and everyone else who could hear, that I want using it to treat herpes. Goddamnit, and I don't know why. It should have been none of their business. I made damn sure they knew it was for a bacterial infection in my blood. I have never been so glad to be off a medication as I was to be off that one. I don't even know why I felt the need to say this here. It's just one of those things that drives a person bat shit crazy. Haha. Ok, rant over with. Back to the subject at hand 

PSA, Sure hope you kept it zipped up, you never want to play when treating any sort of infection.

[Juanmotai]

Laplace who doesn't want to do Stacy's Mom?

Just not your own. It more conjured images of the Peacock brothers in X-files.

PSA, Sure hope you kept it zipped up, you never want to play when treating any sort of infection.

lol. It was for an autoimmune disorder so it wasn't anything contagious. But to answer your question, the combination of medicine they had me on had me so drained I couldn't play even if I wanted to. So when i say infection in my blood stream it was a problem with T-cells and absolutely nobody was at risk but myself. 

[Guest]

 it was a problem with T-cells

  

#ThingsYouDontSayToAnEscort

Some things are better left unsaid on a public forum.

[Guest]

lol. It was for an autoimmune disorder so it wasn't anything contagious. But to answer your question, the combination of medicine they had me on had me so drained I couldn't play even if I wanted to. So when i say infection in my blood stream it was a problem with T-cells and absolutely nobody was at risk but myself. 

Dude.

I took your posts, including the terms "blood infection,"  "autoimmune disorder," and "T-cells" and ran them through Boink's hobby translater.

It came back with:

Something really disturbing.  

If I were you, I would ask to have all these posts in this thread deleted.

[NoCoDiscreet]

In light of new information I'd say it's safe to add this one to the list: "Hi, nice to meet you, my name is Juanmotai."

[Kosinski]

In light of new information I'd say it's safe to add this one to the list: "Hi, nice to meet you, my name is Juanmotai."

You owe me a mouthful of coffee. 

[Guest]

In light of new information I'd say it's safe to add this one to the list: "Hi, nice to meet you, my name is Juanmotai."

 

Whoomp, there it is.

[Juanmotai]

In light of new information I'd say it's safe to add this one to the list: "Hi, nice to meet you, my name is Juanmotai."

yea yea yea. I guess my dumb ass walked right into this one. Glad y'all could have some fun at my expense. Now kindly all fuck off because I am perfectly healthy. But hey, learning experience says watch what the fuck I say here.. good learning experience. Lol