Posted August 25, 2015 Casey Jones was a son of a bitch, He wreaked his train in a whore house ditchClimbed out the window with his cock in his hand yelling all you women I'm a fucking man!He lined 100 up against the wall and bet a thousand dollars he could fuck them all.He fucked ninety-eight until his balls were blue, backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two.Casey Jones went to hell. He fucked the devils daughter and fucked her well.All the other devils were climbing up the wall yelling, help us, help us before he fucks us all. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2015 Casey Jones was a son of a bitch, He wreaked his train in a whore house ditchClimbed out the window with his cock in his hand yelling all you women I'm a fucking man!He lined 100 up against the wall and bet a thousand dollars he could fuck them all.He fucked ninety-eight until his balls were blue, backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two.Casey Jones went to hell. He fucked the devils daughter and fucked her well.All the other devils were climbing up the wall yelling, help us, help us before he fucks us all.That has to be one of the best posts so far this year. There's a reason Old Casey became an American legend but I kind of like these lyrics also.Driving that train, high on cocaine,Casey Jones is ready, watch your speedTrouble ahead, trouble behindAnd you know that notion just crossed my mind... Trouble ahead, Lady in redTake my advice you'd be better off deadSwitchman's sleeping, train hundred and two isOn the wrong track and headed for you...Trouble with you is the trouble with meGot two good eyes but you still don't seeCome round the bend, you know it's the endThe fireman screams and the engine just gleamsFor the old timers...LOL... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIECzlFVUM...Happy Hobbying......Crazy Horse... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2015 Casey Jones is ready, you better watch your speedGuess that makes me old!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2015 Hmmmmm.. I thought I was old, but I don't know about this Casey Jones fella.. Lol. Guess I am not old enough yet.. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 26, 2015 (edited) I railroaded for a few days (7 years) when I was younger. I can promise you the songs you're quoting are not exaggerated. Well, the 100 women one is but not for lack of trying. The Dead song is great but pales to real life. Being a railroader in the day was like being a minor rock star. Don't get me started, lol. Edited August 26, 2015 by If6Was9 no particular reason 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 27, 2015 Kandi,Thanks for posting this it made me smile after a crazy long day 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2017 This needs revisited, it's AWESOME! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2017 Casey Jones ??? Hmm, sounds like someone that preceded Ron Jeremy 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2017 If I remember the Grateful Dead sang a song about Casey Jones. Back in my 20's, I dated a guy that was obsessed with Casey Jones and his legend. He was working for the railroad, and to my understanding he is pretty up there now for one of the biggest railroad companies out there. That is the only reason it rung a bell for me. It is amazing how much American history there is out there. xoxo, Samantha Sheppard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 31, 2017 Sometimes those ole time heroes come out from morbid introspection. Hugh Glass. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass "Despite his injuries, Glass regained consciousness, but found himself abandoned, without weapons or equipment. He had festering wounds, a broken leg, and deep cuts on his back that exposed his bare ribs. Glass lay mutilated and alone, more than 200 miles (320 km) from the nearest American settlement. Glass set the bone of his own leg, wrapped himself in the bear hide his companions had placed over him as a shroud, and began crawling back to Fort Kiowa." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 2, 2017 Luscious Candy...I'm not an old-timer exactly, but here's the version of that ditty I grew up with for your reading pleasure. Hadn't thought of it in years but apparently ye olde memory is workin jes fine. "Mmm Chuck-a-Willy from a coconut grove He was a mean motherfucker you could tell by his clothes He had a black leather jacket and a hairy ass And in between his legs was a ton of grass. Well Mmm Chuck-a-Willy put a hundred girls against the wall He swore to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. He pounded 98 till his balls turned blue Then back off, jacked off, and fucked the other two. He died soon after, to the sorrow of all 'Cause nobody could match that fucker for balls. And upon his tombstone can be seen, Mmm Chuck-a-Willy was a fucking machine." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
