Posted July 15, 2015 This can't go on forever. Ya gotta know when to quit, while you're still ahead. I'm 48 years old now. Time to seriously contemplate a gracious exit from this whole sex, whore and porn business. I hereby announce the date of my retirement: December 31, 2030. I think that sounds about right. I'll be 63 years old. I think I'll have enough by then. Mark your calendars! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 Are you offering any discounts? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 http://www.theotherboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=393976&postcount=14 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 Based on your disdain for performance enhancers, I predict early retirement. Based on your lust for life, I predict that you will continue to chase skirts. Based on your sharp wit, I predict that you will continue to be a monger. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 I'm already waiting for the "comeback" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 2big, that coincides with the goal of man going to mars. Did you book a trip we need to know about? It is a one way trip my friend. You BIG tease you;) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 2big, that coincides with the goal of man going to mars. Did you book a trip we need to know about? It is a one way trip my friend. You BIG tease you;) Looking forward to stories of martian puzy! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 That's a shitty way to ring in a new year. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 This can't go on forever.... I'll be 63 years old. I think I'll have enough by then. For the part of your tongue not thoroughly planted in your cheek: !) Why in the world not go on forever? For the most part it's a lot of fun! 2) I'm on the downhill side of 65. I'm certainly slowing down in my need for meaningless sex, but I'm not close to done. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 Congratulations! I'm retiring the minute I'm taken off life support. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 15, 2015 This can't go on forever. Ya gotta know when to quit, while you're still ahead. I'm 48 years old now. Time to seriously contemplate a gracious exit from this whole sex, whore and porn business. I hereby announce the date of my retirement: December 31, 2030. I think that sounds about right. I'll be 63 years old. I think I'll have enough by then. Mark your calendars! I find that encouraging. Maybe I can keep this going a little longer. The mind is willing......... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 16, 2015 YMMV, but I have actually found that the closer you get to 65 the more interest you have in wild, unbridled sex with an attractive young lady, not less. Again, YMMV 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 16, 2015 This can't go on forever. Ya gotta know when to quit, while you're still ahead. I'm 48 years old now. Time to seriously contemplate a gracious exit from this whole sex, whore and porn business. I hereby announce the date of my retirement: December 31, 2030. I think that sounds about right. I'll be 63 years old. I think I'll have enough by then. Mark your calendars! Announcing your retirement date rates right up there with "My pictures are real" and "last week here". see you July 1, 2031. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 16, 2015 I hereby announce the date of my retirement: December 31, 2030. I think that sounds about right. I'll be 63 years old. I think I'll have enough by then. Mark your calendars! Anybody care to bet that he reenters the hobby on Jan 1 ,2031 ?? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 18, 2015 Anybody care to bet that he reenters the hobby on Jan 1 ,2031 ?? Or has a "cum back tour?":p 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 19, 2015 HAHAHAHA I'd miss you, old buddy..... but I know you're in it for the long haul. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2015 My retirement from the hobby will be announced in the obituaries. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2015 I have a designated wing person who will announce my demise, and consequent retirement, at the appropriate time. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2015 Tell me it isnt so....This place will never be the same without you but I guess we have a while to prepare and hope that you will change your mind as it would be rather boring here without your unique and intriguing style... But seriously....I am being serious.....Glad to have you here to keep things lively and all of us on our toes, so wish you a long and happpy life here with all of us.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2015 15 years should be enough time to train an apprentice in stirring the shit! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 27, 2015 15 years should be enough time to train an apprentice in stirring the shit! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
