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This review had me in tears....

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I scheduled with her too. I got to location and got a bad feeling about it before I got out of my car & I went home.

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"So, if your idea of fun is an old fat lady on oxygen putting her finger up your ass, scurry over! Choose the 1/2 hour!"

He let her give him BJ anyway. :eek:

Did she take off the oxygen tubing for this?

She smokes but not during the session??

Oxygen+ cigarette=Big Bang!

He should have went for that, it would have been a better bang for his buck.

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A guy coming to the door would have freaked me out enough to leave.

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This has to be right up there with most hilarious reviews ever! LMAO

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"So, if your idea of fun is an old fat lady on oxygen putting her finger up your ass, scurry over! Choose the 1/2 hour!"

He let her give him BJ anyway. :eek:

Did she take off the oxygen tubing for this?

She smokes but not during the session??

Oxygen+ cigarette=Big Bang!

He should have went for that, it would have been a better bang for his buck.

Oxygen is a non-flammable gas.

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I read this review earlier and it just seemed so over the top that at points I wanted to call BS. :confused:

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I agree Kari.......not only do I think it's BS, but it also reads likes it was written by a kid.

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My bad. Cigarettes + oxygen = Big Bang!

That is why you never open the door when things are hot. In this case, he should have pinched his cheeks tighter.

Oxygen is a non-flammable gas.
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We should have 2Big verify this provider. He is the BS expert!

I read this review earlier and it just seemed so over the top that at points I wanted to call BS. :confused:
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Sad to say, yes, it is for real. I saw "them" 2+ years ago.... and the experience comes back over me like a PTSD flashback.

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Sad to say, yes, it is for real. I saw "them" 2+ years ago.... and the experience comes back over me like a PTSD flashback.

LOL!

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Sad to say, yes, it is for real. I saw "them" 2+ years ago.... and the experience comes back over me like a PTSD flashback.

Why in the blazes didn't you write a review back then? You could have saved a few good Men!!!!!

LMFAO

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There is SOOOO Much wrong with this....

First off a guy at the door???

Second old fat and on oxygen How the hell did he even get it up?

with all that said he let ram a finger up there??? WTF

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"Choose the 1/2 hour!"

Yes, that is EXACTLY what I thought after reading that review....

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Why in the blazes didn't you write a review back then? You could have saved a few good Men!!!!!

LMFAO

No kidding, do everyone a favor if you run into this type of deal...

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I am going to give the guy a Gold Star just for having the guts to write this review.

The provider and husband listed were in Denver for a while, then went to Dallas. I do not understand why but they just could not make it financially in Dallas so they returned to Denver. We are so fortunate......

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"Choose the 1/2 hour!"

Yes, that is EXACTLY what I thought after reading that review....

"Choose the 1/2 hour" Friggen' hilarious!

Can't wait for this poster's next review since this one was so highly entertaining.

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I am going to give the guy a Gold Star just for having the guts to write this review.

The provider and husband listed were in Denver for a while, then went to Dallas. I do not understand why but they just could not make it financially in Dallas so they returned to Denver. We are so fortunate......

LMAO.

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I think I laughed harder the second time I read this. How do we nominate this author for a Pulitzer?

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I've seen this reviewer, and I can confirm ...made me feel like quitting for a whole min...but oxygen? Jeez. Non wonder I'm still making $. Up against oxygen lady.

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