Posted June 17, 2015 http://www.tobreviews.com/index.cfm?show_all_reviews=yes&asp=7076 I just couldn't stop laughing. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2015 http://www.tobreviews.com/index.cfm?show_all_reviews=yes&asp=7076 I just couldn't stop laughing. Rule number one: If a guy, any guy, for any reason whatsoever, answers the door: Turn and run as fast as you can. Do not pass GO, and drop your $200 if you need to do so to get away. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2015 I scheduled with her too. I got to location and got a bad feeling about it before I got out of my car & I went home. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2015 "So, if your idea of fun is an old fat lady on oxygen putting her finger up your ass, scurry over! Choose the 1/2 hour!" He let her give him BJ anyway. Did she take off the oxygen tubing for this? She smokes but not during the session?? Oxygen+ cigarette=Big Bang! He should have went for that, it would have been a better bang for his buck. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2015 A guy coming to the door would have freaked me out enough to leave. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2015 This has to be right up there with most hilarious reviews ever! LMAO 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2015 This is definitely top five material. Thanks for sharing. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 "So, if your idea of fun is an old fat lady on oxygen putting her finger up your ass, scurry over! Choose the 1/2 hour!" He let her give him BJ anyway. Did she take off the oxygen tubing for this? She smokes but not during the session?? Oxygen+ cigarette=Big Bang! He should have went for that, it would have been a better bang for his buck. Oxygen is a non-flammable gas. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 I read this review earlier and it just seemed so over the top that at points I wanted to call BS. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 I agree Kari.......not only do I think it's BS, but it also reads likes it was written by a kid. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 My bad. Cigarettes + oxygen = Big Bang! That is why you never open the door when things are hot. In this case, he should have pinched his cheeks tighter. Oxygen is a non-flammable gas. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 We should have 2Big verify this provider. He is the BS expert! I read this review earlier and it just seemed so over the top that at points I wanted to call BS. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 Sad to say, yes, it is for real. I saw "them" 2+ years ago.... and the experience comes back over me like a PTSD flashback. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 Sad to say, yes, it is for real. I saw "them" 2+ years ago.... and the experience comes back over me like a PTSD flashback. LOL! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 Sad to say, yes, it is for real. I saw "them" 2+ years ago.... and the experience comes back over me like a PTSD flashback. Why in the blazes didn't you write a review back then? You could have saved a few good Men!!!!! LMFAO 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 There is SOOOO Much wrong with this.... First off a guy at the door??? Second old fat and on oxygen How the hell did he even get it up? with all that said he let ram a finger up there??? WTF 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 "Choose the 1/2 hour!" Yes, that is EXACTLY what I thought after reading that review.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 Why in the blazes didn't you write a review back then? You could have saved a few good Men!!!!! LMFAO No kidding, do everyone a favor if you run into this type of deal... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 I am going to give the guy a Gold Star just for having the guts to write this review. The provider and husband listed were in Denver for a while, then went to Dallas. I do not understand why but they just could not make it financially in Dallas so they returned to Denver. We are so fortunate...... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2015 "Choose the 1/2 hour!" Yes, that is EXACTLY what I thought after reading that review.... "Choose the 1/2 hour" Friggen' hilarious! Can't wait for this poster's next review since this one was so highly entertaining. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 19, 2015 http://www.tobreviews.com/index.cfm?show_all_reviews=yes&asp=7076 I just couldn't stop laughing. I haven't laughed so hard since the wrestling scene in Borat. There's a lot in common -- except this guy didn't wrestle her to the ground. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 19, 2015 I am going to give the guy a Gold Star just for having the guts to write this review. The provider and husband listed were in Denver for a while, then went to Dallas. I do not understand why but they just could not make it financially in Dallas so they returned to Denver. We are so fortunate...... LMAO. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2015 Review Of The Year candidate. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 27, 2015 i always re-read this review for laughs: http://www.tobreviews.com/index.cfm?show_all_reviews=yes&asp=7076 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2015 I think I laughed harder the second time I read this. How do we nominate this author for a Pulitzer? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 18, 2015 http://www.tobreviews.com/index.cfm?show_all_reviews=yes&asp=7076 I just couldn't stop laughing. Most of us have had an experience that we would like to forget. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 22, 2015 I've seen this reviewer, and I can confirm ...made me feel like quitting for a whole min...but oxygen? Jeez. Non wonder I'm still making $. Up against oxygen lady. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites