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...being called a "fat ass" could be considered a compliment.:D:eek:;)

Considering how prominently that part of the anatomy is displayed in ad pictures you'd think so. Now I can appreciate a nice large round firm pair of buttocks as much as the next guy, but I can't recall the number of times I've said to myself while perusing the ads, "Damn, that fat ass is just gross."

Much like large fake boobs I just don't see the attraction. Oh well, different strokes for different folks.

...Happy Hobbying...

 

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...being called a "fat ass" could be considered a compliment.:D:eek:;)

Considering how prominently that part of the anatomy is displayed in ad pictures you'd think so. Now I can appreciate a nice large round firm pair of buttocks as much as the next guy, but I can't recall the number of times I've said to myself while perusing the ads, "Damn, that fat ass is just gross."

Much like large fake boobs I just don't see the attraction. Oh well, different strokes for different folks.

...Happy Hobbying...

...Crazy Horse...

My boobs are big but not fake but they suffer from that same perception. I myself am not a huge fan of the huge assets when they are disproportionate. There is something cartoony about it.

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...being called a "fat ass" could be considered a compliment.:D:eek:;)

Considering how prominently that part of the anatomy is displayed in ad pictures you'd think so. Now I can appreciate a nice large round firm pair of buttocks as much as the next guy, but I can't recall the number of times I've said to myself while perusing the ads, "Damn, that fat ass is just gross."

Much like large fake boobs I just don't see the attraction. Oh well, different strokes for different folks.

...Happy Hobbying...

...Crazy Horse...

There's a line in True Lies about this (by Bill Paxton) - I can't quote it here because I'll get a quadruple infraction or something, but it describes well the kind of ass I like, and it's neither fat nor phat.

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...being called a "fat ass" could be considered a compliment.:D:eek:;)

Considering how prominently that part of the anatomy is displayed in ad pictures you'd think so. Now I can appreciate a nice large round firm pair of buttocks as much as the next guy, but I can't recall the number of times I've said to myself while perusing the ads, "Damn, that fat ass is just gross."

Much like large fake boobs I just don't see the attraction. Oh well, different strokes for different folks.

...Happy Hobbying...

...Crazy Horse...

You said it. This is probably the only profession where ALL body types are appreciated. What may work for one, may not for another, etc, etc.

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There's a line in True Lies about this (by Bill Paxton) - I can't quote it here because I'll get a quadruple infraction or something, but it describes well the kind of ass I like, and it's neither fat nor phat.

Jamie Lee Curtis' ass, back in the day, was second to none.

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Jamie Lee Curtis' ass, back in the day, was second to none.

If she was 2nd to none, then this must be who none was.

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If she was 2nd to none, then this must be who none was.

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Good lord, Bo Derek was hot. Yeah, Bo was "none" indeed, but Sylvia Kristel was more my cup of tea.

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If she was 2nd to none, then this must be who none was.

I used to have this very picture hanging in the back of my middle school locker. Good memories.

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Very interesting. Donkey salesmen? maybe. Sumo wrestler? a Twerker? Plumber? BBW porn star?

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Depends on one's preferences. Based upon time lost drooling and dreaming, if I had 10 votes this stunner would have gotten 9 of them. Sigh.

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For the younger crowd - Tanya Roberts.

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av8r said:
There's a line in True Lies about this (by Bill Paxton) - I can't quote it here because I'll get a quadruple infraction or something, but it describes well the kind of ass I like, and it's neither fat nor phat.

"...titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ..." oops you're right we can't say that here.:eek:

...Happy Hobbying...

 

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pitbull said:
Jamie Lee Curtis' ass, back in the day, was second to none.

Seeing as how my thread has been hijacked any way I'll take the opportunity to say...yes indeed, Jamie Lee did at one time have a fine Phat body.:P

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=true+lies+jamie+lee+curtis+video&qpvt=+true+lies+jamie+lee+curtis+video&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=331F47BDB6C904F5AF70331F47BDB6C904F5AF70

...Happy Hobbying...

 

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Seeing as how my thread has been hijacked any way I'll take the opportunity to say...yes indeed, Jamie Lee did at one time have a fine Phat body.:P

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=true+lies+jamie+lee+curtis+video&qpvt=+true+lies+jamie+lee+curtis+video&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=331F47BDB6C904F5AF70331F47BDB6C904F5AF70

...Happy Hobbying...

...Crazy Horse...

THANK YOU. Jamie Lee was second to Bo. Now point me to some Sylvia Kristel and hijack this thread straight to a closed sign.

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pitbull said:
THANK YOU. Jamie Lee was second to Bo. Now point me to some Sylvia Kristel and hijack this thread straight to a closed sign.

Well OK then...here you go.

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http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=sylvia+kristel+video&qpvt=sylvia+kristel+video&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=7D39373DED8E2C5E16367D39373DED8E2C5E1636

She was one of my favorite stroking fantasies back in the day.;)

...Happy Hobbying...

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Old...

Hell, that's called refinement that comes with age.

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...being called a "fat ass" could be considered a compliment.:D:eek:;)

Considering how prominently that part of the anatomy is displayed in ad pictures you'd think so. Now I can appreciate a nice large round firm pair of buttocks as much as the next guy, but I can't recall the number of times I've said to myself while perusing the ads, "Damn, that fat ass is just gross."

Much like large fake boobs I just don't see the attraction. Oh well, different strokes for different folks.

...Happy Hobbying...

...Crazy Horse...

What exactly was your purpose in posting your dislike of "fat asses", other than to insult those ladies who have an ass bigger than your desires?

Do you not think other men can look at an ass and make a choice? Are you the authority on ass sizes on hookers globally? And because you are renting, you feel you can be very generous with your public protrusion of your dislike of asses?

Are you one of those shoppers who posts reviews on things you dislike because you can?

Yes Crazy Horse, this is a forum where johns can chitty chat about hookers but don't you feel that being petty just makes you look incredibly foolish?

What would this site be like if every john wrote a post on what he dislikes or feels is gross on a hooker?

This is the very same nonsense that some hookers do in coming on here to just make some of the johns uncomfortable with mentioning the things they find repulsive. Who cares? Don't book a fat john, a frizzy haired grey headed john.

Just like you, a john, need not book a hooker with a "gross fat ass".

One man's "gross fat ass" is another mans dream come true.

One hookers nightmare john is another hookers best client.

Just because you might be over 60 does not mean you have a level of maturity that a hooker might respond to as in, wow that guy might be a cool client. instead, it is more likely Ugghhhh give that rude SOB a miss.

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Dang... you cats iz OLD!!! lol

Yeah - I put "Sophia Loren" in a recent review. So the provider I reviewed looked her up and the first pic that appeared was from the last few years. It took her awhile to get over the shock and find some of her photos from the 60's and 70's. Teenage fantasies :D

I'll remember to be more precise in future reviews.

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What exactly was your purpose in posting your dislike of "fat asses", other than to insult those ladies who have an ass bigger than your desires?

Do you not think other men can look at an ass and make a choice? Are you the authority on ass sizes on hookers globally? And because you are renting, you feel you can be very generous with your public protrusion of your dislike of asses?

Are you one of those shoppers who posts reviews on things you dislike because you can?

Yes Crazy Horse, this is a forum where johns can chitty chat about hookers but don't you feel that being petty just makes you look incredibly foolish?

What would this site be like if every john wrote a post on what he dislikes or feels is gross on a hooker?

This is the very same nonsense that some hookers do in coming on here to just make some of the johns uncomfortable with mentioning the things they find repulsive. Who cares? Don't book a fat john, a frizzy haired grey headed john.

Just like you, a john, need not book a hooker with a "gross fat ass".

One man's "gross fat ass" is another mans dream come true.

One hookers nightmare john is another hookers best client.

Just because you might be over 60 does not mean you have a level of maturity that a hooker might respond to as in, wow that guy might be a cool client. instead, it is more likely Ugghhhh give that rude SOB a miss.

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However I think CH might need those for all the eye strain he gets from looking at fat asses.

Or maybe you would enjoy a post about what horrors we hookers occasionally endure when we open the door?

Then you can eat all the Midol you can swallow, or is Geritol more your speed?

Either way, let me know and I can sure as the sun shines add something from a hookers perspective. All in good fun of course...;)

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I really couldn't care less what CH thinks of my "fat ass".

That ass made me a hell of a lot of money over the years, and as far as I'm concerned should be encased in platinum and diamonds when I pass from this life.

I become a much happier person once I stop giving a shit about what people said/did/thought, and took ownership of my ability to not read it if it irritates me. I recommend this path to everyone. ;)

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I really couldn't care less what CH thinks of my "fat ass".

That ass made me a hell of a lot of money over the years, and as far as I'm concerned should be encased in platinum and diamonds when I pass from this life.

I become a much happier person once I stop giving a shit about what people said/did/thought, and took ownership of my ability to not read it if it irritates me. I recommend this path to everyone. ;)

Very wise advice, I'm getting there. Back to Big Assets

I may only wear a size 6 jean, used to be a size 8 a few years back, but I LOVE LOVE my soft squeezable ASS. For a white girl, I got a nice Booty and here in South Florida, my Big Booty as never been more appreciated then ever.

It may not be for everyone, but I have never been smaller then a size 6 during my adulthood and have Embraced my Curvy Beauty.

Even when the Average American size is a 14, I'm still on the smaller side being a 6 yet some only find rail thin to be desired and anything else is fat or BBW. I've just come to accept some people have distorted, unhealthy views.

Happily times are changing just check out SI swimsuit edition. Rookie is a size 12.

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Very wise advice, I'm getting there. Back to Big Assets

I may only wear a size 6 jean, used to be a size 8 a few years back, but I LOVE LOVE my soft squeezable ASS. For a white girl, I got a nice Booty and here in South Florida, my Big Booty as never been more appreciated then ever.

It may not be for everyone, but I have never been smaller then a size 6 during my adulthood and have Embraced my Curvy Beauty.

Even when the Average American size is a 14, I'm still on the smaller side being a 6 yet some only find rail thin to be desired and anything else is fat or BBW. I've just come to accept some people have distorted, unhealthy views.

Happily times are changing just check out SI swimsuit edition. Rookie is a size 12.

So, because some of us are repulsed by a lard ass, we have distorted and unhealthy views?

Nice logic.

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