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So the other night this guy calls for an out call. He was slightly intoxicated and he began talking about his fantasy and how big his tool was, the next thing I hear is his wife picking up the other phone. She must have been sleeping and over heard him so when she gets on the phone she says oh you got a big one hyh??? Who the hell you talking to. Just to think he was trying to get me to go to his house. That would have been fun lol.

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So the other night this guy calls for an out call. He was slightly intoxicated and he began talking about his fantasy and how big his tool was, the next thing I hear is his wife picking up the other phone. She must have been sleeping and over heard him so when she gets on the phone she says oh you got a big one hyh??? Who the hell you talking to. Just to think he was trying to get me to go to his house. That would have been fun lol.

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Since he was saying how big his tool was - she probably thought there was an intruder!

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When she asked who he was talking to, "did he say Jake at State Farm?":D

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When she asked who he was talking to, "did he say Jake at State Farm?":D

"What are you wearing, Jake at State Farm?", "Khakis"

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When she asked who he was talking to, "did he say Jake at State Farm?":D

"What are you wearing, Jake at State Farm?", "Khakis"

She sounds hideous.

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When she asked who he was talking to, "did he say Jake at State Farm?":D

"What are you wearing, Jake at State Farm?", "Khakis"

She sounds hideous.

Well, she is a guy, so...

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