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I'm so horny I could fuck __________________.

a wobbly armed lunch lady holding a burnt out vibrator.

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myself into the poor house. Oh, wait, you wanted hyperbole and exaggeration, huh?

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Ok, then: Daisy Moses.

*Attempts to clean vomit from keyboard*

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Ok, then: Daisy Moses.

I should NOT have googled that. Well, at least I'm not horny anymore.

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I'm so horny I could fuck __________________.

a wobbly armed lunch lady holding a burnt out vibrator.

A three-legged camel in an asbestos burka.

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I'm so horny I could fuck __________________.

a wobbly armed lunch lady holding a burnt out vibrator.

My wife!

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I'm so horny I could fuck __________________.

a wobbly armed lunch lady holding a burnt out vibrator.

A snake if someone would hold it for me.

Tap in a sugar maple tree. Fuck it and then find a girl to suck the maple syrup off my dick. Yummy.

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