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Who is on your fuckit list?

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And BEFORE Megan Rae.

You might want to consider the Psychiatrist AFTER any one of your Mom's friends... ;)
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An attorney. Just once like to fuck the shit out of one. Its a karma/pay back thing. :D

oh, and maybe some furious Greek with a politician - either major party. See above, but no lube.

Now, "seriously" - do you still have an opening for engineer? ;)

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I like to go by occupation. I've done a bull rider, a cop, a firefighter, an hvac guy and a fighter pilot.

Still looking for that astronaut. I will be your starship slut! Oh, and a vacuum cleaner salesman and a pianist are also on my list.

We all know what a bucket list is... so who is on your fuckit list?

You asked "who?" You answered "what." :confused:

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An inmate, big name porn star, innocent hot churchgoer with a short skirt....I don't really have a list but those would be on it.

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Now, "seriously" - do you still have an opening for engineer? ;)

Too late. We engineers and math/science nerds are not a rare commodity on TOB.

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On top of my fuckit list is an NFL cheerleader. Okay, in my dreams, but I'd settle for a reasonable facsimile among the ASPs if she could dress the part for me. :)

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Ok Happy, then what is on your fuckit list?

You mean beyond physical intimacy, moments of clarity and a very naughty girl? ;)

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Whenever I go to a party, I have this recurring fantasy of leaving with someone else's date. Does that count?

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has to be a writer, she must be good, fitness models, rest are all overrated

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I'm all for Oxymoron in an adult diaper with [snip] and 2 fat chicks that smell like cheeseburgers.

Edited by Mace
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That dude who play's Dr Rush on Fx(Rush) He is a bad boy for sure. Clean cut yet can tell he is dirty just needs a little coaxing. Really good looking man

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As the very first post said, I recently had this gorgeous kirby sales woman come do a demonstration and man she was super hot and definitely someone on my list, I may just buy a vacuum just to have her come back!

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I'm not an astronaut but I have attended Starfleet Academy and do hold the rank of Fleet Captain.

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Heres my list, as fantasy oriented as it might be,

of ladies I have seen advertise on this board`or on Backpage,

that I would love to see (in no particular order):

Holly Love

Snowy Mountains

Monet Marie

Kira Swan

Sundance

Lucy Kitten

Vixen (Backpage)

Vicky (BP)

Samantha (BP)

Stacey Moore (BP)

Any of the Erotix Entertainment girls (Brooke, Isabella, Hannah, Bridgette) (BP)

But seriously, Number 1 on this list...

Nikki Holiday!!!

Thanks to all the wonderful ladies seen here on TOB and on BP ,

for the amazing services you provide and the happiness you bring to others.

If I failed to mention a few of the beautiful ladies here I think I'd like to see, Forgive me.

I only have so much time left, and the social security check and my pension only go so far.

The Wise Old Owl

I may be an old Coot,

But I still give a Hoot!

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Okay, sort of divergence from Megan's original, but I'll follow Owl's lead...

Jane Jones

Olivia Grace

Soleil Amour

Danni Lake

Justina

Norway

Amsterdam

Danielle Rae

and a nod to MegRae...ballet dancer.

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Heres my list, as fantasy oriented as it might be,

of ladies I have seen advertise on this board`or on Backpage,

that I would love to see (in no particular order):

Holly Love

Snowy Mountains

Monet Marie

Kira Swan

Sundance

Lucy Kitten

Vixen (Backpage)

Vicky (BP)

Samantha (BP)

Stacey Moore (BP)

Any of the Erotix Entertainment girls (Brooke, Isabella, Hannah, Bridgette) (BP)

But seriously, Number 1 on this list...

Nikki Holiday!!!

Thanks to all the wonderful ladies seen here on TOB and on BP ,

for the amazing services you provide and the happiness you bring to others.

If I failed to mention a few of the beautiful ladies here I think I'd like to see, Forgive me.

I only have so much time left, and the social security check and my pension only go so far.

The Wise Old Owl

I may be an old Coot,

But I still give a Hoot!

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I tried to post a thrilling booty shot of Nikki Minaj, but can't figure out how to post a great photo like the ballerina above. How do you do it? For some reason when I hit the "insert" icon it only asks for URL, no way to actually just post a saved photo.

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For everyone who's listed one or more of the ladies...what's holding you back?!?!?

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For everyone who's listed one or more of the ladies...what's holding you back?!?!?

Justina,

The only thing holding me back is the nurse's aides when I try to escape from the retirement home. Once I learn to open the emergency exit without setting off the alarm, I'm In Like Flint.

Justina, I forgot to mention you on my list, above; please excuse the oversight. You're on the short list, too.

The Wise Old Owl

Never speak out,

When no one can hear you scream.

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MD, lawyer, pharmacist........
From a provider perspective this would seem like everyday, however from a hobbyist perspective booking a little side action from someone you truly knew had one of above listed occupations as there day job, pretty hot. Can't help but think of the Suzy Favor Hamilton story http://www.theotherboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34031&highlight=suzy+hamilton :o Edited by george taylor
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For everyone who's listed one or more of the ladies...what's holding you back?!?!?

My guess:


  • Cash flow problems
  • ASP's screening requirements
  • Nerves about seeing a new person

Not being critical of anyone. Just saying those are some of the realities.

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For everyone who's listed one or more of the ladies...what's holding you back?!?!?

Usually it's just availability. There are many ladies I will never see because they don't work hours that I am able to make available.

To keep it on topic I don't have any preferences on occupation. I have found that picking ladies off of occupation, ethnicity, height, weight or any other categories doesn't enhance the experience at all.

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There are so many....

The early Morning News 4 Weather Gal for one....Yummy

Nikki Holiday

Rene Lovitt

Holly Love

Monet Marie

Kira Swan

A Hot MILF Teacher looking for extra credit

Lucy Kitten

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Cash flow is always a bit of an issue, screening not so much. Mostly it is trepidation about meeting someone new and having a disappointing meeting. (which stings more due to Item 1.) But, I am trying to make these meetings happen with the ladies mentioned earlier.

My guess:


  • Cash flow problems
  • ASP's screening requirements
  • Nerves about seeing a new person

Not being critical of anyone. Just saying those are some of the realities.

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