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A new WTF moment for me

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Had an outcall to my place. Have seen her about 6 or 7 times. I won't mention her name because what she did is so crazy it can't possibly happen again. She used poor judgement but doesn't mean she is an idiot.

Hell, I use poor judgement and yes, I can be an idiot.

Anyhoo.

Girl arrives, looking very tan, everywhere. Lays down on my bed. Lights go off.

When lights go back on, my white comforter, that didn't have a beda on it, has the color tan smeared all over it. She had used some kind of liquid skin tan and it wasn't dry apparently.

Spray and wash everywhere, wash on hot with lots of bleach. Stain!

Girl doesn't offer to pay for it, she can't afford it and I know it. Just sucks and this is my rant about it.

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Had an outcall to my place. Have seen her about 6 or 7 times. I won't mention her name because what she did is so crazy it can't possibly happen again. She used poor judgement but doesn't mean she is an idiot.

Hell, I use poor judgement and yes, I can be an idiot.

Anyhoo.

Girl arrives, looking very tan, everywhere. Lays down on my bed. Lights go off.

When lights go back on, my white comforter, that didn't have a beda on it, has the color tan smeared all over it. She had used some kind of liquid skin tan and it wasn't dry apparently.

Spray and wash everywhere, wash on hot with lots of bleach. Stain!

Girl doesn't offer to pay for it, she can't afford it and I know it. Just sucks and this is my rant about it.

Reason #381 why outcall is a bad idea.

Hope it wasn't a brand new comforter....

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Play around on black or extremely dark linen or buy 'Nasty Pig' Playsheets if you can find them in black.

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my white comforter .... Stain!

Frame and hang it on the wall like the trophy it is.

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Oh wow!! She must have JUST sprayed it on as she was walking up to your door!

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Maybe it wasn't spray tan, it could have
:D

lol, you silly B!!!

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Frame and hang it on the wall like the trophy it is.

Hell Yeah!

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Mountain guy, she may not be able to afford to PAY $ for it, but there are ways she could make it up to you. Just sayin...

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I guess, when hosting we should take a page out of the girl’s book, and greet her at the front door with a test hug while wearing something sexy, like a white t-shirt, and if she fails the test you could: 1. Hose her down as a part of the foreplay, or 2. Do her in the garage, next to the cleaning supplies. Either way this should have endless possibilities and a time to remember…..

This is a funny story, MM thanks for sharing.

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Hope you don't have an SO to explain that too. That could be tough.

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This just made my day.

Funny stuff!

It probably really screwed his up, and not in a good way. Jeeeeeze.... How mortifying. A shower is definitely required after spraying. :eek:

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This one time, I was doo'in a hooker and she had her face planted in the bed, face down ass up style and all. Left a nice dark makeup stain on my sheets that went all the way through to the mattress pad.

Retired the sheets, mattress pad still has a slight spot on it. heh.

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Left a nice dark makeup stain on my sheets that went all the way through to the mattress pad.

I didn't realize that Tammy Faye Baker spent some time hooking. Review?

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Or those naturally tan or brown *coughs* .... mine doesn't rub off lmao.

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Play around on black or extremely dark linen or buy 'Nasty Pig' Playsheets if you can find them in black.

Or just play with lovely black women. Problem solved.

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Lol exactly or that! This don't come off baby lol. Brown all year 'round lmfao. :P

Or just play with lovely black women. Problem solved.
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This is hysterical. Hopefully, if you've seen her 6-7 times, you can both have a huge belly laugh about it. I know I would. She was trying to look pretty for you....

There are great deals on really fine sheets, etc on-line.

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