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This question is mainly directed at all of the heterosexual men here. How much money would somebody have to offer you for you to give up that booty hole? If you say that there is no amount of money, then I think you are an idiot. If you would not let your cute little box get penetrated for anything over $1 million, in my opinion you're an idiot. So, to the question at hand. Heterosexual men, how much money would it take for you to open up that butthole for penetration of the penis?

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lol!

for me, it would depend on if the guy was cute and had a nice smile, liked long walks on the beach, had a good sense of humor, a job, a car and most of his original teeth. i could see myself doing a B&G for a mere $50 like on colfax tho.

bottom line, i won't take it up the ass for any amount of money, so i guess i'm an idiot in your view. that's actually good news because i used to be an imbecile,but with hard work and determination, i can proudly define myself as a moron. so idiot is my next goal!

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Pfunk, is that you?

Jealous much?:cool:

bottom line, i won't take it up the ass for any amount of money, so i guess i'm an idiot in your view. that's actually good news because i used to be an imbecile,but with hard work and determination, i can proudly define myself as a moron. so idiot is my next goal!

Well, just to even the playing field, we are all idiots, so see, you're not so special after all...;)

may I ask why you will not take it up the ass for any amount of money?

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This question is mainly directed at all of the heterosexual men here. How much money would somebody have to offer you for you to give up that booty hole? If you say that there is no amount of money, then I think you are an idiot. If you would not let your cute little box get penetrated for anything over $1 million, in my opinion you're an idiot. So, to the question at hand. Heterosexual men, how much money would it take for you to open up that butthole for penetration of the penis?

Definitely an idiot then, as per another thread-definitely an outie only. :D

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don't get me wrong, i like any number of things in my ass, but i draw the line at tube steak. never been bi-curious, etc. and the thought of that act just makes me pucker up all the tighter. plus, unless i get it in prison or at a republican convention where my life is at stake, i think i'd just feel real bad about myself and no amount of money would change that.

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bottom line, i won't take it up the ass for any amount of money, so i guess i'm an idiot in your view. that's actually good news because i used to be an imbecile,but with hard work and determination, i can proudly define myself as a moron. so idiot is my next goal!

Bull! EVERYBODY has a price!

Some guys and I used to play a variation of this in Vegas based on the premise that everyone has a price...

Basically we would find complete strangers - whether at the tables, at the pool, on the street, at a club, etc. - and one of us would come up with an "activity" and then we would all come up with a price and bet on the over/under or closest or whatever made sense.

Then we started at a minimum and increased in increments that made sense based on the price we set - that way the "overs" couldn't just bump the price to a ridiculous amount.

Once the person accepted, they performed the activity and we paid as a group and someone won the prop bet. =)

Since these were public places the activities were rarely sexual in nature and only sometimes things they could get arrested for. =)

Every now and then we got two or three people (generally guys - go figure) that would actually do a sort of reverse auction. We offered the initial amount and each would start chiming in they would do it for less. =S

Got a dumbass to suck on a chip from the blackjack table for 5 minutes for $14...

Think you don't have a price? Think again. Someone drops a brick or two of cash on the table and you will start thinking what your price is.

Since someone has to man-up (?), my answer: $3,141.59

But I might go as low as $1,618.03

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This question is mainly directed at all of the heterosexual men here. How much money would somebody have to offer you for you to give up that booty hole? If you say that there is no amount of money, then I think you are an idiot. If you would not let your cute little box get penetrated for anything over $1 million, in my opinion you're an idiot. So, to the question at hand. Heterosexual men, how much money would it take for you to open up that butthole for penetration of the penis?

My payment would be hospitalizing the person who suggested any amount of money.

I have had many men ask nicely, and they're just politely declined.

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bottom line, i won't take it up the ass for any amount of money, so i guess i'm an idiot in your view. that's actually good news because i used to be an imbecile,but with hard work and determination, i can proudly define myself as a moron. so idiot is my next goal!

This is the bizarre difference between men and women which puzzles the fuck out of me.

It seems to me that men get that money is worthless as compared to ethics and self-esteem while women are the biggest suckers in the world where cash is concerned. A woman will trade her whole life and happiness for what is really worthless paper, or just numbers on a bank statement.

I don't think I'll even understand the answer.

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This question is mainly directed at all of the heterosexual men here. How much money would somebody have to offer you for you to give up that booty hole? If you say that there is no amount of money, then I think you are an idiot. If you would not let your cute little box get penetrated for anything over $1 million, in my opinion you're an idiot. So, to the question at hand. Heterosexual men, how much money would it take for you to open up that butthole for penetration of the penis?

Ok, I'm going to take a "crack" at this one.:D

My price would be $2000, and I don't want any of that rate thread

nonsense about how it's not worth it. it's my business and I will run

it the way I want.:D the guy is not paying for the nut anyway, he is

paying for the experience so it costs much more.

Sincerely,

boink36 VIP

PS. This thread is gay.:D

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It seems to me that men get that money is worthless as compared to ethics and self-esteem while women are the biggest suckers in the world where cash is concerned. A woman will trade her whole life and happiness for what is really worthless paper, or just numbers on a bank statement.

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It's true though, from shoes made out of nothing that give you hammertoes, and cost hundreds of dollars, to selling your entire life to some fat ugly dude with money that you hate, women are the biggest suckers on the planet.

It can't be an intelligence issue because I've known plenty of smart women who have done it. I chalk it up to insane blinding greed.

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Well I'm in idiot cause there is no amount of money that I'll sell my butthole for. 2 reasons, first I'm happy where I'm at and money just isn't all that important to me and second, that shit hurts. The only thing I've ever had up my ass was my doctors finger and that was not pleasant. With all the technology we have there has to be a better way to check for cancer. Fuck that I'm not letting him get anywhere near my ass again.

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Funny, I had my annual physical yesterday, complete with the ole finger up the bum.

He said, "I'm about to do something unpleasant." To which I replied, "I'm prepared. I had a prostate massage last night." (It was a wonderful UTR ASP experience.) Which led to a discussion of my being sexually active at ##.

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Funny, I had my annual physical yesterday, complete with the ole finger up the bum.

He said, "I'm about to do something unpleasant." To which I replied, "I'm prepared. I had a prostate massage last night." (It was a wonderful UTR ASP experience.) Which led to a discussion of my being sexually active at ##.

:eek:

!!!

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Can you be any more offensive? Are you really that gender blind? Men do just as many stupid things for money as women do. And if you think money is just some worthless paper or meaningless numbers in a bank account, please, feel free to give all your worthless numbers and paper to some charity, and live on the street until you die from sickness and hunger.

It's true though, from shoes made out of nothing that give you hammertoes, and cost hundreds of dollars, to selling your entire life to some fat ugly dude with money that you hate, women are the biggest suckers on the planet.

It can't be an intelligence issue because I've known plenty of smart women who have done it. I chalk it up to insane blinding greed.

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There are things people will do for money and things they will not do for any amount of money. Then there are things people will do anything out of desperation. Never will be that desperate.

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Well, knowing full well what the damn thing is for, I'd say the idiot is the one that actually wants to stick anything in there.

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Funny, I had my annual physical yesterday, complete with the ole finger up the bum...
I go to Dr Fatfinger's once a year and afterwards, just sit in my car and cry for 15 minutes about what I could have done differently. I'm in the idiot category Destiny, b/c I really can't think of any amount of money I want some appendage larger than my physicians pointer finger.
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I'm 99% certain that 99 out of 100 guys would say "yes" for 10 million. Stop kidding yourself about "no amount of money".

I'd probably say $10,000 for any guy with a 7" length - average girth, or smaller.

Michelly Araujo, I'd pay! :eek:

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Can you be any more offensive? Are you really that gender blind? Men do just as many stupid things for money as women do. And if you think money is just some worthless paper or meaningless numbers in a bank account, please, feel free to give all your worthless numbers and paper to some charity, and live on the street until you die from sickness and hunger.

Unfortunately this is exactly the kind of response he was "trolling" for.

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men get that money is worthless as compared to ethics

Hope your "ethics" keep your tummy full while your greeting folks that enter Walmart.;)

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Alright, Destiny. Truly, it would have to be no less than $100K. I am just so turned off by men sexually. If I were a woman, I would be a lesbian for sure.

But your funny hypothetical must be answered. For $100K, have at it, although I can't fathom anyone who who would want to.

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Can you be any more offensive? Are you really that gender blind? Men do just as many stupid things for money as women do. And if you think money is just some worthless paper or meaningless numbers in a bank account, please, feel free to give all your worthless numbers and paper to some charity, and live on the street until you die from sickness and hunger.

I'm not being offensive, I'm being honest.

The current system is a "fiat currency" which means money based on nothing but the whim of those who determine it's value. I'm not making that up and I encourage your to read about it.

It's true that we're all caught in this system and need money to exchange for things that will help us, but it's extremely questionable to exchange it for priceless things about ourselves. In business, there's an idea called "good will" and it has a value. You aren't allowed to use the image of Superman to promote your business because that's stealing the good will DC Comics created around that character. Just the same, I doubt DC Comics would sell the image of Superman to a dildo company even if they were offered a billion dollars for it. That would ruin the value of the character for a very long time.

Just the same, all of us are a "brand" and have intrinsic value that is beyond money. However, it has been my observation that women, many but not all, do not see this in themselves and will sell out for cash which has no value as compared to their priceless intrinsic qualities.

As I mentioned, from fashion, to dating, to marriage, to porn there are no comparable male examples. If you have some that you can think of, please share your thought. I'm a very nice person to talk to and don't get ugly or insulting if a person disagrees with me, so go for it.

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Hope your "ethics" keep your tummy full while your greeting folks that enter Walmart.;)

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I'd much rather do that that many things, trust me.

I started out in psychology making 12k a year teaching mentally retarded people how to not freak out, then I changed their adult diapers. I was poor then but quite proud of my ethics and I still am.

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Thank you for playing. Glad to see that somebody can take it in stride.

What I think is very funny is that guys that said, no amount of money could get them to open up that hole. So, you're telling me that for $100 million which would be enough for you and your WHOLE family to retire and live on a private island and enjoy mai tais for the rest of your life, but you wouldn't do it? At first I kind of felt bad for calling you an idiot, but now that I think about it, I still feel the same.:o

Alright, Destiny. Truly, it would have to be no less than $100K. I am just so turned off by men sexually. If I were a woman, I would be a lesbian for sure.

But your funny hypothetical must be answered. For $100K, have at it, although I can't fathom anyone who who would want to.

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I'm a very nice person to talk to and don't get ugly or insulting if a person disagrees with me.

I would beg to differ.

women are the biggest suckers in the world where cash is concerned. A woman will trade her whole life and happiness for what is really worthless paper

Anyways, couldn't your ethics be questioned by you even logging in on this hooker board? I mean, you want to talk about ethics and everything.

And just to keep this thread on topic, while you homophobics are worried about any weenies sticking your buttonhole, remember it's not gay unless you are.;)

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I should have titled this thread "every-booty has a price" LOL!:D

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