What are the top 3 things ASPs don't want to hear? Besides I love you.

[DiscoMoon]

It cost more to go down?

Do providers hate it when we want to go down on you?

I freaking love it!! In fact, that's 50% of what I'm there for: to be PLEASED!!

[Guest Mr. X]

“She - puts - the - lotion - in - the - basket”

[pfunk]

What are the top 3 things ASPs don't want to hear? Besides I love you.

1) My stomach's doing flip-flops...where's your bathroom?!?

2) You take food stamps, right?

3) I have a foot-odor problem!

[Blackthorn]

Mind if I take a dump!

Do you have any more air freshener?

I soiled my underwear so I left them in your trash can!

[Kira Swan]

"Wanna go half on another provider for a two girl?"

[smirker 1021]

1) Trust me, the blindfold is for your protection.

2) You remind me of my mother.

3) Can you be my mama?

[smirker 1021]

4) No silly, that's just my fake police badge, now get undressed, I'm having friends over soon.

5) Mind if I eat in your bed?

6) Mind if I use your phone real fast?

[Guest Skibum]

1. Oh shit, my wife just got home early!

2. You're right, that is blood!

3. I can never get it up!

[meganrae28]

What are the top 3 things ASPs don't want to hear? Besides I love you.

1. No really, you can sell these confederate dollars on Amazon.

2. Your neighbor's doorbell is broken.

3. Tastes like chicken.

[harpo]

And the Oscar goes to.....the best so far...lmao.

1. No really, you can sell these confederate dollars on Amazon.

2. Your neighbor's doorbell is broken.

3. Tastes like chicken.

[Blue-eyedTraveler]

"How do you feel about Herpes?"

[Mistress Claire]

I'm just curious; most of these are funny as hell, but, how many have you actually heard in person. So basically I'm asking, how many of these are true rather than just things you don't want to hear.

[harpo]

I'm just curious; most of these are funny as hell, but, how many have you actually heard in person. So basically I'm asking, how many of these are true rather than just things you don't want to hear.

Well, may be you should start by telling us about weird statements/questions stuff you heard but did not like .

[Guest Mr. X]

I heard my quote at the movies. Totally reel.

*get it? Movie, Reel...

Aw forget it.

[meganrae28]

You want real? I got real!

1. Do you do enema fetishes? My sister and I used to do them together

2. Can you eat something to make you gassy before the appointment? I wanna smell your farts.

3. Wow. I thought you would be much taller. (asshole)

I'm just curious; most of these are funny as hell, but, how many have you actually heard in person. So basically I'm asking, how many of these are true rather than just things you don't want to hear.

[scarlettdinardo]

You wouldn't with me EVER!!!

[Guest hgritstoo]

I'm really sorry, but my anal retentive gene is acting up on me this morning.

You wouldn't missing verbwith me EVER!!!

Some suggestions for the missing action to make this a complete sentence:

Come

Eat bean soup

Ride the camel

Discuss particle physics

F@$K

[2Big]

<Doorbell rings>

"My prison buddies are here!"

[meganrae28]

Actually, that just kinda turned me on.

Fail!

<Doorbell rings>

"My prison buddies are here!"

[dangle]

u just like them orange jump-me suits