Posted September 6, 2013 It cost more to go down? Do providers hate it when we want to go down on you? I freaking love it!! In fact, that's 50% of what I'm there for: to be PLEASED!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 6, 2013 “She - puts - the - lotion - in - the - basket” 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 6, 2013 What are the top 3 things ASPs don't want to hear? Besides I love you. 1) My stomach's doing flip-flops...where's your bathroom?!? 2) You take food stamps, right? 3) I have a foot-odor problem! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2013 Mind if I take a dump! Do you have any more air freshener? I soiled my underwear so I left them in your trash can! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 14, 2013 "Wanna go half on another provider for a two girl?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2013 1) Trust me, the blindfold is for your protection. 2) You remind me of my mother. 3) Can you be my mama? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2013 4) No silly, that's just my fake police badge, now get undressed, I'm having friends over soon. 5) Mind if I eat in your bed? 6) Mind if I use your phone real fast? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 15, 2013 1. Oh shit, my wife just got home early! 2. You're right, that is blood! 3. I can never get it up! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2013 What are the top 3 things ASPs don't want to hear? Besides I love you. 1. No really, you can sell these confederate dollars on Amazon. 2. Your neighbor's doorbell is broken. 3. Tastes like chicken. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2013 And the Oscar goes to.....the best so far...lmao. 1. No really, you can sell these confederate dollars on Amazon. 2. Your neighbor's doorbell is broken. 3. Tastes like chicken. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2013 "How do you feel about Herpes?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2013 I'm just curious; most of these are funny as hell, but, how many have you actually heard in person. So basically I'm asking, how many of these are true rather than just things you don't want to hear. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2013 I'm just curious; most of these are funny as hell, but, how many have you actually heard in person. So basically I'm asking, how many of these are true rather than just things you don't want to hear. Well, may be you should start by telling us about weird statements/questions stuff you heard but did not like . 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 20, 2013 I heard my quote at the movies. Totally reel. *get it? Movie, Reel... Aw forget it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2013 You want real? I got real! 1. Do you do enema fetishes? My sister and I used to do them together 2. Can you eat something to make you gassy before the appointment? I wanna smell your farts. 3. Wow. I thought you would be much taller. (asshole) I'm just curious; most of these are funny as hell, but, how many have you actually heard in person. So basically I'm asking, how many of these are true rather than just things you don't want to hear. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 You wouldn't with me EVER!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 I'm really sorry, but my anal retentive gene is acting up on me this morning. You wouldn't missing verbwith me EVER!!! Some suggestions for the missing action to make this a complete sentence: Come Eat bean soup Ride the camel Discuss particle physics F@$K 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 <Doorbell rings> "My prison buddies are here!" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 Actually, that just kinda turned me on. Fail! <Doorbell rings> "My prison buddies are here!" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 26, 2013 u just like them orange jump-me suits 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
