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What are the top 3 things ASPs don't want to hear? Besides I love you.

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What are the top 3 things ASPs don't want to hear? Besides I love you.

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I'm sure your question was for the ladies, but I'll take a shot.

"Sorry the envelope's a little short"

"It's just a cold sore"

"You're under arrest"

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The last time I was at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, after spending $540 (yeah, I know but it was a hell of a lot of fun), the line that made me suddenly unpopular was "I'm out of money."

I suspect something similar would be frowned upon by the ASP community. Not sure about the other two items in the top three.

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*-"Your under arrest!"!

*-"Lets hang out together, you know, like friends".

* -"Lets get married!"-

*-"I have 50 bucks. "

*-"Wanna Car date".

*-Malicious gossip- about anyone.

*-Snoring (meaning after the dude has lost his load-he immediately falls asleep)

* Screaming-(a screamer in my hotel room)Not discreet, not cool.

The list can go on and on....

Yes, I know, I have more then three,in no particular order.

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I know I had that envelope, now where did it go...

No I am not happy to see you, that's my badge in the pocket there..

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"I left my money in my other pants."

"It always oozes like that."

"The cover slid off just before I popped. You didn't know?

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"I have 50 bucks. "

Any hooker that would take $0 over $50 is a stupid one. ;)

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"I won't give you my full name & Soc. sec. number for screening"

"Can we do MSOG?"

"I paid for an hour, I want the full hour"

"I'm black"

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I think the condom just broke.

I brought a couple of buddies.

It's true what they say about black men.

:cool:

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I brought a couple of buddies.

It's true what they say about black men.

...these two, not only do I not mind hearing, I LIKE hearing! Especially if his couple of buddies are black!:cool:

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"it wasn't red when i stuck it in":(

"i knew i shouldn't have eaten that burrito.":eek:

"are those your legs or or are you riding a chicken":p

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This topic is awesome~

I want to put one, but there are so many good ones already here!

I can't think of anything new! LOL

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I'm low on cash, can we just see each other like friends?

The condom came off, but you're probably on the pill so don't worry.

I bet your daughter is cute, what's her phone number?

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Just to add something different I'm gonna go with, "I knew I shouldn't have ate that burrito, where's your bathroom?"

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+1 to Jez!! I agree with everything you said. And on the contrary I don't believe turning down 50$ is stupid at all. If you higher your standards you can lower your volume:) Makes total sense to me! But, to each Their own💋

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I will glady pay you Tuesday for hamburger today.

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here's 3 bad things to hear in the same conversation:

i just left my wife.

so, now i'm free to marry you.

by the way, i snore like a water buffalo.

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My turn...1. Hi I'm Macho from the other board.

2. Is that going in my butt or yours.

3. Face-sitting is how I broke my nose the first time.

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+1 to Jez!! I agree with everything you said. And on the contrary I don't believe turning down 50$ is stupid at all. If you higher your standards you can lower your volume:) Makes total sense to me! But, to each Their own

How in the hell could you possibly know how much volume anybody besides yourself is doing? LOL! *eyeroll*

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I completely agree, Jez and Joslynn but you know the saying everyone has an opinion like they have an asshole.

This is what is great about the business, there is a budget and menu for everyone to enjoy.

lilithia

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Destiny , thank you for being an expert on hookers and stupidity.

Just because I don't offer a $50 session does not make me stupid or less business wise.

So in the future speak for yourself as I am sure most ladies will agree with me.

Lilithia

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My fav, I want to eat pussy but I don't have any extra cash, oh comm'on you know you like , just let me do it.

lilithia

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Any hooker that would take $0 over $50 is a stupid one. ;)

Destiny, you know I love you, but just because a guy has $50 , it does not mean that I will fuck him. Jus' sayin......;)

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"I'm black"--I found that one out the hard way...:-(

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... Do you mind if I order a pizza. I get pretty hungry after face-sitting. ... You look just like my sister. .... You look just like my father.

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What are the top 3 things ASPs don't want to hear? Besides I love you.

My guess:

1. I'm allergic to latex.

2. Can your mom join us?

3. Ever hear of a rusty trombone?

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What are the top 3 things ASPs don't want to hear? Besides I love you.

I will gladly pay you Thursday if I can get in Today..

$200 more go on take it off, Im clean, Ive been married for 25 years...

I just flew in from China...

:D

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My fav, I want to eat pussy but I don't have any extra cash, oh comm'on you know you like , just let me do it.

lilithia

It cost more to go down?

Do providers hate it when we want to go down on you?

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*-

*-"I have 50 bucks. "

Definitely crap. Especially after they have tried to negotiate and you have told them there is no negotiation, and then you arrive and get THAT crap. :mad:

Though usually they can magically pull it out of their ass when you start leaving lolol

Disco Moon

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"Who do I make the check out to?"

"Where should I put my suitcase?"

"No that blinking light is not a camera."

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