"How to get a date if your new to the game."

[jlc6089]

Ok, as stated in my other two threads, I am definitely new to all this. Though I visited this site many times I could find no answers as to how do I go about seeing a reputable lady, who isn't going to arrest me, kill me, give me wonderful gifts that appear in the nether regions 7-21 days later and all the other fears that creep in your head. Now you want advice on how to play the game after your in don't ask me, there are plenty of people who will attest to the fact that I don't know all those answers but getting through the door is difficult.

Now I read the rules so I don't think I am violating any rules here, if I am I do apologize.

Everyone here will tell you that getting a p411 account is your best route and it probably is, if you are willing to give up a few too many details. I have read a few threads here and it seems a lot of the men here have been doing this for awhile. Not sure if things were different finding providers in the ice ages but it seems scarier now for both the newbie and the lady (JK re:ice age comment)

I know I have way too much to lose to give anyone my personal work information. Now odds are good that nothing will ever come of it if you used a reputable agency such as p411 or Datecheck, but still it's a gamble that many wont want to make.

So then how do you get in the game? Being that this activity is not necessarily legal I personally would never do anything like this, so I'm going to tell you a story about Bob, (not his real name).

Bob was horny. Bob was drunk. Bob was out of lotion. So I decided, er, I mean Bob decided to troll the Internet. Bob called a lovely young lady on Backpage, she had to be legit because they would never put false advertising on the Internet. Bob was robbed. Bob had to go find lotion.

Ok this thread is getting too long. Here's what Bob did to finally move up the ranks:

1) looked at the reviews in this site and picked a dozen ladies who not only had above average to fantastic reviews, they had multiple reviews and their reviewers had posted multiple reviews on a number of ladies.

Now this in no way makes it ok. But from what I read, er, Bob read in the forums up to that point, that was a good sign.

2)Next, call or text (Bob chose to text) everyone on the list and see if they were available. You may have to go back the drawing board and get more names. But in his first list Bob was rejected many, many times because he had no references, no p411 account and would not disclose his place of business. Finally, however he found a provider who had multiple reviews who would see him if he brought a check stub. The door was finally open. Bob was still scared, but I heard that walk to her door was excelerating. It was good, it was not a sting, she was like the reviews said, and there were no gifts left in his pants.

Bob used that reference to get a date with a second lady and, though still a novice he was able to parlay those two references to land him a date with a stunning Goddess. Now with three names under his belt, sorta speak he was able to get that p411 account without using any personal information.

Oh don't forget to use a fake name, new email account and a burner phone preferably. After all, they aren't giving you their real info, why should you?!

I do apologize about the length of this thread, and the men on this site are very helpful and some are even hilarious. But had I seem something like this when I started maybe I could have been called up to the majors sooner. Er, I mean Bob.

[jlc6089]

DISCLAIMER!! just because it worked for Bob does not mean it will work for you. So if you get arrested, beat up or an STD by following the steps, Not advice, that he took, sorry? Bob holds no responsibilty for consequences.

[Kandi Apple]

This Hobby is to complicated for you!

I suggest getting the largest bottle of lotion you can find and sticking with it!

[Boricua7]

Dude, relax.

Go to escortboards.net and find a provider you like and contact her. It's kind of like jumping in the pool at first, you don't know how cold it's going to be, but you say fuck it and jump in. Kind of a shocker at first, but then it feels really good.

Same principle in a sense. Schedule a short time with the asp to get a taste per say. If there is chemistry and you enjoyed it, you'll be back.

Also, read Destiny's post titled "pet peeves". Lots of good info in that post.

Use common sense and try not to overthink too much. Read reviews, find a reputable provider that seems to pique your interest and contact them!

[Boricua7]

Edit... i just read your post from before and it appears you have already been bitten by the bug.

So ignore my last post... I just re-read your opening post on this thread and I have to admit that I am lost. Can you dumb it down for me please? Lol.

[Guest Jake]

Yes!!! This is about as complicated as slow pitch softball...sign up for a team and have some fun for Christ sake:rolleyes:

This Hobby is to complicated for you!

I suggest getting the largest bottle of lotion you can find and sticking with it!

[gr8owl]

Welcome to short attention span theater here. Your post seemed clear - a process that you already did and worked for you and you're trying to help other newbies. Thanks for that, tho i'm far from a newbie. But from the responses you got i think you can see - more than two sentences and you lose most of the audience. Doesn't stop some from replying without reading , but ...... Anyway glad you're on road to actual enjoyment. Good luck.

[jlc6089]

Thanks gr8owl. Yeah I started rethinking my post hence the feedback. But it's not here for the providers or those who have been at it long enough to be able to pick up the phone and make a date with no real issues. It's for the new people who really want to go out and do this but don't know how and maybe even to afraid to ask questions. If you look whose on line you see there are usually a few dozen members and a couple hundred guest. They probably don't even want to ask questions. So I just did a step by step on my process to try to help others. I tried to interject a little humor in it though. Guess it didn't work:)

[fork]

I tried to interject a little humor in it though. Guess it didn't work:)

Just keep fucking, young man. Keep fucking as much as possible and life is good.

[nairobi09]

Your posts should present no problems for anyone that is sensible.

Make a little list of ladies that you would like to see based on advertised services, reviews, etc. Try to contact one of them by the suggested method. Ask politely about their availabilty for a particular time and place. If the first one does not respond in about 2 days, try again. If still no luck, move on to choice number two.

And do not stress about what you might feel are bumps in the road. You will find help here

[harpo]

This Hobby is to complicated for you!

I suggest getting the largest bottle of lotion you can find and sticking with it!

He will still find something to worry about !......great suggestion lol.

[DontEvenTrip]

Thanks gr8owl. Yeah I started rethinking my post hence the feedback. But it's not here for the providers or those who have been at it long enough to be able to pick up the phone and make a date with no real issues. It's for the new people who really want to go out and do this but don't know how and maybe even to afraid to ask questions. If you look whose on line you see there are usually a few dozen members and a couple hundred guest. They probably don't even want to ask questions. So I just did a step by step on my process to try to help others. I tried to interject a little humor in it though. Guess it didn't work:)

I found your post to be quite informative and funny. Hopefully, future newbies will benefit from Bob's experience

[boink36]

Bob used that reference to get a date with a second lady and, though still a novice he was able to parlay those two references to land him a date with a stunning Goddess. Now with three names under his belt, sorta speak he was able to get that p411 account without using any personal information.

Oh don't forget to use a fake name, new email account and a burner phone preferably. After all, they aren't giving you their real info, why should you?!

I do apologize about the length of this thread, and the men on this site are very helpful and some are even hilarious. But had I seem something like this when I started maybe I could have been called up to the majors sooner. Er, I mean Bob.

Nice post but it did make me think of these commercials.