Shower!

[Guest]

In all my years hobbling, I have never been asked to shower before a visit, until today. Is that something you guy's have experienced? BTW, I shower EVERY morning.

[geecue2]

Yes one lady always has you shower before an appointment, even though you have just showered within the hour.

[Paul Pudenda]

Nope, never.

[mustang]

just one time. I invited her to join me and she refused. I, too, shower daily and also with-in an hour of an appointment. I guess men are the only ones that must be "shower fresh".

[stevie]

If I shower right before the appt and she still insist then if she doesn't join for playtime then the clock better not be winding down!

[Doug28]

I also shower within an hour of play time.

I have been asked twice to shower after arriving and both times they accepted the invite to join me.

If they had refused the invite and still insisted on me showering I probably would have left.

[Audrey Astor]

Gosh, we have talked about the whole shower/wash your ass thing a million times, but it keeps coming up. There is a reason it keeps coming up... I am not trying to be rude (anyone who knows me, knows I'm softie), but I will tell you the probable reason for her request:

Jim, "hi Holly, I will be leaving in about 20 minutes, so I should arrive at your check in point at 4:55 as instructed, I just want to take a shower so I am fresh.

Holly, "great Jim, I'll talk to you shortly."

Holly goes down on Jim, wants to lick balls the whole nine yards, and almost passes out, because it smells like crap between his legs.

I think to myself, "He said he took a shower". Well, he did, but then took a shit, didn't lift his leg in the shower and get that little area between the balls and asshole....etc. IDK... It really ruins the mood though.

And this can happen on an impeccably otherwise well-groomed man. I'm sure you did not look dirty or anything like that. These things happen. Please don't take offense.

[Flanker]

In all my years hobbling, I have never been asked to shower before a visit, until today. Is that something you guy's have experienced? BTW, I shower EVERY morning.

I've never been asked. I hope it's because I try to practice the best hygiene I can and respect that what I would like from my provider, I should have enough consideration to provide in return, ~ a clean, respectful and fun experience!

[stevie]

He wasn't specific on wether or not she asked him to take a shower before play time or after playtime started? Anyway I'm sure many ladies would love to know for sure the man is clean and by offering a shower there isn't a better way of knowing for sure.

[AlexaPulse]

How could you be offended by a provider that requires an immediate shower beforehand? She is likely to be much more hygienic herself due to lack of direct contact with dingleberries and stinky feet.

Edited April 15, 2013 by Alexa
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[pfunk]

In all my years hobbling, I have never been asked to shower before a visit, until today. Is that something you guy's have experienced? BTW, I shower EVERY morning.

Showering at 8am, and then meeting someone at noon, may mean that you have the "I took a shit at 9am, but don't carry wet wipes" odor, or the dreaded "sweaty balls", or maybe "funky feet".

Some girls will just deal with it, others won't. If a girl asks, I'm taking a fuckin' shower. I want the best experience possible.

[Doug28]

Is it okay for me to ask her to take a quick shower and douche just to be sure the last trick is washed off?

Would she be offended?

[mj76]

Yes, once. Might have been the same lady you saw today. Took a quick shower even though I had taken one about 45 minutes prior and had a great session. Not sure why it would be a big deal, it defiantly wasn't for me.

[Seeking ~P]

If the lady request it, please just get in the shower.

I don't see any harm in it.

Personally i don't count shower time as part of

play time.

Another thing please don't forget to brush and rinse your mouth,

i once had a guy rinse w/mouthwash but obviously not very good

and i could still smell the strong smell of coffee on his breath and he was

a kisser, i just couldn't do it and i didn't.

Has anyone ever smelled someone's coffee breath, it's gross.

I'd get in the shower if the lady asks, this way you know you're in for a real good time i'd say

[urfan]

since it's the last thing i do to prepare for a beautiful visitor, i always shower about 10 minutes before the session and usually am wearing my bathrobe when i answer the door

[Kaduk]

In all my years hobbling, I have never been asked to shower before a visit, until today. Is that something you guy's have experienced? BTW, I shower EVERY morning.

Even if it be the case that a shower was taken within the hour of said appointment, the provider hasn't seen you shower,

so if asked; I always say sure I'd be glad to take a fresh shower....

Also its a great idea to bring the

Shower Radio

along...

that way I can literally Rock out with my Cock out....

[Ghost_Rider]

I'm a clean freak as well. As Geecue mentioned, there is one girl I know who requires it.....and so I honored that request and it was actually pretty awesome. After that, I often try to sneak in a quick one w/o request, when/if the opportunity allows. I love coming out of the bathroom squeaky clean, in a towell. It's the nearest thing I'll ever get to feeling like Hugh Hefner :p .

[Wendy Whitney]

Holly goes down on Jim, wants to lick balls the whole nine yards, and almost passes out, because it smells like crap between his legs.

I think to myself, "He said he took a shower". Well, he did, but then took a shit, didn't lift his leg in the shower and get that little area between the balls and asshole....etc. IDK... It really ruins the mood though.

Thanks for the laugh sweetie! Sometimes I think they forget to use the soap - they think rinsing off is good enough!

Hell, I have Body Wash and Bar Soap - please use it if you need to!

[2Big]

Lol, clearly some folks suffer from OCD.

Excessive showering isn't needed and is bad for your skin.

Humans smell. Get over it.

Yeah, and that bar of soap you are about to use to wash your face: I just swiped that through my azz like a visa card.

Feel clean already?

[Seeking ~P]

2Big you mean folks still use 'bars' of soap?

[EZRider]

Well, the first provider I visited (Cindy Moore---now long retired) required and provided toothbrush and toothpaste, and a shower, --also provided, post shower a robe heated on a heated towel rack. How cool was that--hint hint, ladies:)

So, since then, no big deal especially if it ""VE must shower together,havohl"

[urfan]

in all my days i never thought i'd hear guys whine so about a little soap and water

[Bit Banger]

Thanks for the laugh sweetie! Sometimes I think they forget to use the soap - they think rinsing off is good enough!

Hell, I have Body Wash and Bar Soap - please use it if you need to!

One of the problems can be the scents of these products not matching what one would use at home. Just sayin`

[mj76]

One of the problems can be the scents of these products not matching what one would use at home. Just sayin`

That is true but I have two solutions for this.

1. Keep a bar of your soap in your gym bag in the trunk of your car.

2. If questioned about smelling differently tell your SO the truth. Here's how that conversation usually goes.

• SO: You smell different.... where have you been!?!?!
  
• Me: I was at the Motel 6 fucking an escort. Took a shower after and used her soap.
  
• SO: Rolling eyes and walking away in complete disbelief without a comment
  
• Me: :D:D
  

[AaBrenly]

If it makes her more at ease that is fine with me as long as the shower time doesn't count against the time for the appointment. If she is happy that can translate to a better session - I'm all for that!

[gettin' up there]

There is a well-known traveling provider who insists on her clients taking a shower before the fun begins---nothing personal about the request, just the rule. I suspect if I had objected, the session would have been without UTF. There were a couple of Asian providers here last fall that offered a "Geisha" experience, where you would start out in the shower with the provider and she would wash you before the activities. Very nice. I find "shower play" one of the most sensual, fun things to do with a provider. My 2 ATF FBSM providers, per my request, would always start our session with soapy caressing in the shower. This seems like such a simple and sexy way to start a session and solve the concern about cleanliness at the same time. I'm surprised how few P411 providers offer "shower play". Good clean fun before you get "down and dirty".

[Ghost_Rider]

in all my days i never thought i'd hear guys whine so about a little soap and water

It would appear that way on the surface.......but trust me, certain SO's can detect that slightest scent of a new/different soap or hair that's recently been showered, etc. This can be a dangerous game for some. Also, when windows of opportunity are small, these things can make it all that much more difficult.

[Bit Banger]

It would appear that way on the surface.......but trust me, certain SO's can detect that slightest scent of a new/different soap or hair that's recently been showered, etc. This can be a dangerous game for some. Also, when windows of opportunity are small, these things can make it all that much more difficult.

Nailed it!

I'm not opposed to showering, especially if we're in there together (great foreplay). But I am cognizant of both these problems: scent & time.

[2Big]

It would appear that way on the surface.......but trust me, certain SO's can detect that slightest scent of a new/different soap or hair that's recently been showered, etc. This can be a dangerous game for some. Also, when windows of opportunity are small, these things can make it all that much more difficult.

Women have a 6th, 7th, and 8th sense for detecting changes in their partners, even if those changes are happening at the sub-atomic level.

[wild_tonguemeister59]

It works both ways, I recently had an incident in LV with a well reviewed provider who asked me to get a warm washcloth and wipe her crotch and ass prior to getting started. It kind of destroys the mood to go any further when you see a "skid mark" on a white wash cloth. For myself, I respect their wishes and scrub down again.