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Gentlemen, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

Would you be an independent or would you work for an agency? Why?

What kind of services would you offer? What kind of services would you NOT offer? Why?

Would you provide incall or outcall?

What kind of limitations would you set on what kind of clientele you would be willing to spend time with? Would you be willing to spend time with any race of clientele? Would you be willing to spend time with morbidly obese clientele?

Would you tell your family that you were an escort, or would you keep it a secret?

How would you advertise? Would you advertise acronyms or would you advertise "companionship"?

What would you charge?

Would you provide overnight and travel companionship?

Assuming you provide incall, where would your incall location be?

Would you do doubles with your colleagues? If so, what kind of limitations would be on these types of sessions? Would you be willing to do doubles with just anybody, or would you only be interested in doing doubles with somebody that you pick?

What would your hours of operation be?

Would you fulfill simple requests from your clientele such as wardrobe requests?

Would you regularly do an enema to keep that asshole clean?

Would you provide dinner dates? If so, what would you rate before something like that and how long would it last? Does that rate include playtime?

If you did outcalls, would you hire a driver?

Would you pay to have professional photos done, or would you just snap some cell phone pictures in your bathroom?

Okay, I think that you get the picture. So, back to the original question, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

And this concludes this interview. I will be getting in touch with applicants that we feel meet the needs of this job opening. J\K.:o

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and i would like to know...if you could pick your doubles partner, who would it be and why?

no shilling of course.

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Sorry, I'm in upper management. I don't know how to do any of that real stuff.

Can I be the Pimp?

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Sorry, I'm in upper management. I don't know how to do any of that real stuff.

Can I be the Pimp?

So are you saying you are above being an escort?

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So are you saying you are above being an escort?

Quite the contrary.

It was an (obviously failed) attempt at self depricating humor.....comparing management to pimping....while nodding to the fact that there is more to being a successful ASP than just spreading your legs.

Let me try again:

"GEE Destiny. That looks like an awful lot of hard work and decision making."

But, ok, I'll take a stab at it.

I would have a nice incall. Since I'm not particularly good looking or well endowed, there would not be a large market of women physically attracted to me. So, I would specialize in services like body rubs and listening to the clients problems. If sex was requested, I would give it my best shot.

As an outcall service, I would add dishes and laundry to my service.

I would charge 300 an hour.

For a doubles partner, I would choose 2big, because his dick is bigger than mine and he could handle the sex part of the session while I did the other stuff I'm good at .

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I'd be an independent - more control over screening and flexibility on hours. I would do incalls out of a nice condo and outcalls to hotels and residences. I'm too private to work out of my house.

Given how time consuming and emotionally intensive providing is I'd would price at 400/hr to get started and then transition to 500/hr over time after developing a base. This would be my only job. I would cater to dinner dates, exclusive travel, overnights because the profit margin per unit of effort is higher than a series of 1 hour appointments with clients. Plus i dont want to be revolving door seeing 4+ clients per day. I'd rather see 1. My rates would be structured so that ladies would be incentivized to book dinner dates and overnights over short dates. I can more than hold my own on many topics.

I would not advertise services explicitly because then I'm committed to providing them regardless of who walks through the door. I wouldn't accommodate clothing requests for things that I wouldn't wear normally. If the client wanted me to wear something that I didn't have, I'd ask her to bring it.

Looks are a competitive advantage so I'd invest in professional pics as I view providers who rely exclusively on phone pics to be cheap given what they charge.

Pretty much I'd be aiming at a certain segment of the market.

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What a great question.

I would escort. My target market would be widows 50 years of age and over. Women who lost their social life when they lost their husband.

They don't want to or don't know how to get back in the dating game but still have social needs.

I think a guy could provide conversation and companionship that would be a life saver for some lonely widows out there.

Dinner, dancing, movies, plays, hiking, concerts etc.

Sessions would be overnighters.

I think a couple three grand is fair. Tips are never expected but always appreciated.

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Gentlemen, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

Would you be an independent or would you work for an agency? No Why? I am a big strong boy, have ran successful businesses before and think I would prefer to keep all my money. This is not to say I would not listen to their pitches, just that I imagine I would prefer to manage my own time and money.

What kind of services would you offer? What kind of services would you NOT offer? Why? Well, Considering I am a pretty straight guy - no same sex or MF couple stuff. Overnights? Sure if we click well enough. Any or all of the same services I look for right now from female companions. Light kink? Sure. Anything involving fecal matter - nope. Dinner, dancing, hiking, skiing, concerts... other events as well as private time would all be offered

Would you provide incall or outcall? Both, incall at a comfortable apartment / condo, tastefully decorated (not my primary residence) and outcall to decent hotels and homes.

What kind of limitations would you set on what kind of clientele you would be willing to spend time with? Would you be willing to spend time with any race of clientele? Would you be willing to spend time with morbidly obese clientele? No limits on size, race or age. But I do not do well with rude or obnoxious folks. Morbidly obese folks need luvin too you know. And I suspect that my services would be more along the lines of time and companionship than anything sexual. Yes - some might need to shower or brush their teeth, or both. But those services would be offered as well.

Would you tell your family that you were an escort, or would you keep it a secret? I would not tell anyone. I do not tell them now that I see escorts, why tell them that I am one.

How would you advertise? Would you advertise acronyms or would you advertise "companionship"? I would hire one of those airplanes to tow a banner.... Truth is I suspect I would advertise in the same manner and places that escorts are advertizing now. No I would not use acronyms, I would assume that time spent between 2 consenting adults is just that.

What would you charge? As much as I can get of course. I would love to get several hundred bucks an hour, but I seriously doubt there is enough demand for male escorts that I could.

Would you provide overnight and travel companionship? Sure, as long as all my expenses are covered and my negotiated fee is paid prior to departure.

Assuming you provide incall, where would your incall location be? Near the mall of course. (downtown, cherry creek, DTC)

Would you do doubles with your colleagues? If so, what kind of limitations would be on these types of sessions? Would you be willing to do doubles with just anybody, or would you only be interested in doing doubles with somebody that you pick? Female colleagues - yes. Male colleagues - no. If a client wants to have a FMF 3 way - all focused on her desires and needs, who am I to not give my all to facilitate that desire?

What would your hours of operation be? 24-7 depending on my personal schedule (assuming this would be my primary / only source of employment)

Would you fulfill simple requests from your clientele such as wardrobe requests? Within reason, yes. I will wear a tux, suit, jeans and cowboy hat, chaps and g-string (Ican't imagine why anyone would want to see me in chaps and g-string but whatever). I will not wear a depends diaper and platform "Kiss" type rock and roll boots.

Would you regularly do an enema to keep that asshole clean? Ummm - if she wants to lick it, then I suppose so. Aint nobody fucking my arse.

Would you provide dinner dates? If so, what would you rate before something like that and how long would it last? Does that rate include playtime? Dinner, movie, show, dancing, then back to the incall/ooutcall for playtime.... Sure. Rate would be 50-70% of private time. For example if I get $200/hr for private time. A 5 hour public / private date would be $550 - $600.

If you did outcalls, would you hire a driver? Nope. I am a big strong boy - I like to drive, have a nice vehicle and I believe that is an expense I do not need to incur.

Would you pay to have professional photos done, or would you just snap some cell phone pictures in your bathroom? Absolutely I would have professional photo's done 1-2 times a year. I do not think the bathroom shots become me. I do think I would include some candid snap shots in my advertizing as well as the professional shots.

Okay, I think that you get the picture. So, back to the original question, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

And this concludes this interview. I will be getting in touch with applicants that we feel meet the needs of this job opening. J\K.:o

So, with all that when should I expect a call to set up an interview?

DBL out

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Gentlemen, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

Would you be an independent or would you work for an agency? Why?

Definitely independent...I'm VERY organized...and far too greedy to let someone else have a cut.

What kind of services would you offer? What kind of services would you NOT offer? Why?

I would not see anyone of the same sex...cuz it has to be fun for me too...right? Absolutely no MSOG....I have a hard enough time getting them to cum once:( It's a $10,000 adder to fuck my ass with a strap-on..like I said above...I'm greedy. 90% off to clients that just want to blow me...make that 40%....cuz I'm greedy.

Would you provide incall or outcall?

Outcall only!!! I don't want every client seeing my house....and I sure as fuck ain't gonna clean two houses.

What kind of limitations would you set on what kind of clientele you would be willing to spend time with? Would you be willing to spend time with any race of clientele? Would you be willing to spend time with morbidly obese clientele?

No limitations on race, but if you can pop a basketball with your thighs....the menu will be limited. After all...Us guys need to feel safe:p

Would you tell your family that you were an escort, or would you keep it a secret?

Mom wouldn't believe me....Dad would be proud as can be.

How would you advertise? Would you advertise acronyms or would you advertise "companionship"?

Acronyms...I don't want any woman showing up to tell me what her sister's family did on vacation...or take me shoe shopping.

What would you charge?

$50 a hour seems fair. Girls charge $250....but I'm only gonna stay hard for about 12 minutes.

Would you provide overnight and travel companionship?

No...I have dogs at home.

Assuming you provide incall, where would your incall location be?

I previous said no to an incall...but if I was going to have one...it would be next door to Whole Foods. Those retail spaces do EXCELLENT!

Would you do doubles with your colleagues? If so, what kind of limitations would be on these types of sessions? Would you be willing to do doubles with just anybody, or would you only be interested in doing doubles with somebody that you pick?

I'd do doubles with Boink....cuz he's about as interested in touching me as I am in touching him:D

What would your hours of operation be?

I'm in bed by 9:00, so 8:00am to 8:00pm?

Would you fulfill simple requests from your clientele such as wardrobe requests?

I have a vast selection of Levis' and T-shirts...she would be welcome to select any combination she finds sexy.

Would you regularly do an enema to keep that asshole clean?

I would regularly wipe my ass after I have a movement....and I'm very likely to point the shower head up there when I'm rinsing off.

Would you provide dinner dates? depends on how hungry I am If so, what would you rate before something like depends on how hungry I am that and how long would it last?depends on how hungry I am Does that rate include playtime? depends on how hungry I am

If you did outcalls, would you hire a driver?

Greedy....remember....I'll drive myself.

Would you pay to have professional photos done, or would you just snap some cell phone pictures in your bathroom?

D...you know what I look like. It's worse in pictures...I'm greedy....but I'll hire a pro photographer.

Okay, I think that you get the picture. So, back to the original question, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

And this concludes this interview. I will be getting in touch with applicants that we feel meet the needs of this job opening. J\K.:o

Let me just add that if there was something I could do that would encourage you to choose me over the other applicants...I'm very open minded;)

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Gentlemen, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

Would you be an independent or would you work for an agency? Why?

What kind of services would you offer? What kind of services would you NOT offer? Why?

No greek ever, it's gay.

I would offer covered reverse cowgirl hand job, with glove.:D

Would you provide incall or outcall?

car dates.

What kind of limitations would you set on what kind of clientele you would be willing to spend time with? Would you be willing to spend time with any race of clientele? Would you be willing to spend time with morbidly obese clientele?

If the client has the money, see services above. no clients that won't fit

in my truck.:eek:

Would you tell your family that you were an escort, or would you keep it a secret?

Are you kidding? I would tell everyone!

How would you advertise? Would you advertise acronyms or would you advertise "companionship"?

I would advertise "CRCCHJWG" NO GREEK!

What would you charge?

3 Flex pays of $29.95 just like TV.:D

Would you provide overnight and travel companionship?

Travel companionship goes well with the car date theme.

Assuming you provide incall, where would your incall location be?

Holiday Inn parking lot DTC.

Would you do doubles with your colleagues? If so, what kind of limitations would be on these types of sessions? Would you be willing to do doubles with just anybody, or would you only be interested in doing doubles with somebody that you pick?

I would do doubles with Jake as long as he leaves his clothes on.:P

What would your hours of operation be?

4PM to 10PM, I do have a day job.:rolleyes:

Would you fulfill simple requests from your clientele such as wardrobe requests?

Yes but no clown clothes!

Would you regularly do an enema to keep that asshole clean?

I would pack that thing with Skippy because I DON'T DO GREEK!

Would you provide dinner dates? If so, what would you rate before something like that and how long would it last? Does that rate include playtime?

Dinner at your favorite dining establishment (with drive through, once

again car date theme) is $20 extra.

If you did outcalls, would you hire a driver?

Would you pay to have professional photos done, or would you just snap some cell phone pictures in your bathroom?

Cell pics in my rear view mirror would highlight my eyes.

Okay, I think that you get the picture. So, back to the original question, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

Tips would never be expected but always appreciated. I do have another

hobby to pay for.:D

And this concludes this interview. I will be getting in touch with applicants that we feel meet the needs of this job opening. J\K.

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My goodness Destiny. You have way to much time on your hands. The bottom line is EBITDA.

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ebitda, schmebitda - it's all about the tranches, baby:

Market information also suggests that the more junior tranches of structured products are often bought by specialist credit investors, while the senior tranches appear to be more attractive for a broader, less specialised investor community

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start humor font; I would not ....... too paranoid about having to date women that have my physical apperance. No one should have to do that....lol. end humor font

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Gentlemen, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

Would you be an independent or would you work for an agency? Why?

Independent. I think it would give me more control over who I saw and what I did.

What kind of services would you offer? What kind of services would you NOT offer? Why?

Anything having to do with my ass. Also, no toys, couples or bi activities. Mostly because I don’t want to be around naked men. I afraid of the competition. :D

Would you provide incall or outcall?

Incall, with maybe a few exceptions for regular clients.

What kind of limitations would you set on what kind of clientele you would be willing to spend time with? Would you be willing to spend time with any race of clientele? Would you be willing to spend time with morbidly obese clientele?

Women over 30 if I could get away with it. Any race would be cool. I don’t know about morbidly obese. It might be like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Would you tell your family that you were an escort, or would you keep it a secret?

My SO if I had one. I'd keep it a secret from the rest of them I think.

How would you advertise? Would you advertise acronyms or would you advertise "companionship"?

Hard to answer because I don’t know it there are any sites available for straight male providers. If there were I’d use them.

What would you charge?

Whatever a middle aged man with a body like a melted candle could get away with!

Would you provide overnight and travel companionship?

Overnight yes. Travel no.

Assuming you provide incall, where would your incall location be?

DTC.

Would you do doubles with your colleagues? If so, what kind of limitations would be on these types of sessions? Would you be willing to do doubles with just anybody, or would you only be interested in doing doubles with somebody that you pick?

No doubles with guys. I'd do FFM with about any third party.

What would your hours of operation be?

I advertise a flexible schedule, but I’d try schedule a day or two off early in the week.

Would you fulfill simple requests from your clientele such as wardrobe requests?

If they bought it I'd wear it!

Would you regularly do an enema to keep that asshole clean?

Um... no. I'd do as much as I could with soap and water prior to a session, but I ain't douching my exit!

Would you provide dinner dates? If so, what would you rate before something like that and how long would it last? Does that rate include playtime?

I’d provide dinner dates and charge maybe fifty dollars less per hour with a max of two hours. It would not include playtime. I might do short dinner date with a favored client for no additional charge if she paid for an hour of playtime after the date.

If you did outcalls, would you hire a driver?

Nope. No outcalls unless I'd seen the client a few times prior. No driver.

Would you pay to have professional photos done, or would you just snap some cell phone pictures in your bathroom?

I would want professional photos, but I don’t know how much they cost. If I were taking my own pictures I’d take them in the bedroom instead of the bathroom.

Okay, I think that you get the picture. So, back to the original question, if you could be an escort, how would you run your business?

Probably into the ground! :rolleyes:

And this concludes this interview. I will be getting in touch with applicants that we feel meet the needs of this job opening. J\K.:o

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Oh, come on Boink! What if I slip in an extra $100 for the clown suit? You gotta cater to us fetishests!! I think I feel a pout coming on...

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Would you regularly do an enema to keep that asshole clean?

I would pack that thing with Skippy because I DON'T DO GREEK!

Boink, what are you going to do if your datae like Peanut Butter :eek: LOL

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Would you regularly do an enema to keep that asshole clean?

I would pack that thing with Skippy because I DON'T DO GREEK!

Boink, what are you going to do if your datae like Peanut Butter :eek: LOL

He would FART!

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What would you charge?

Whatever a middle aged man with a body like a melted candle could get away with!

Lmao. This is not accurate, FYI. ;)

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My management consulting services are not free. Nice try though.

Seriously--my ass tightened up as soon as I saw started reading those questions :)

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My management consulting services are not free. Nice try though.

Seriously--my ass tightened up as soon as I saw started reading those questions :)

As well it should, greek is barbaric.:D

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Dang I would only be good for 1 pop per day:p Wouldn't have to worry about watching the clock.

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I'm a fair cook, OK housecleaner & handy man. I enjoy live acoustic music and theater (I don't do well with loud noises), and a tad rusty on my ballroom, swing, and western dance steps (a few lessons would bring that back). Though not certified, I have been a student of massage for 30+ years. I started learning how to please a partner nearly 50 years ago from Ann Landers (or was it Dear Abby?); I've been actively researching and practicing for the past 40 years. Since I would be doing this for my entertainment as well has hers, rates would be designed to cover expenses and filter clients. If you can't afford me, I can't afford you.

So:

1) My practice would provide 3 session types, brunch, dinner/evening, or dinner & breakfast, ranging from 3-8hrs each.

2) Services may include handyman, cleaning, or cooking.

3) Theater/concert/clubbing would be expected for evening dates.

4) No single males clients, but MF or FF couple are acceptable. I would definitely look for doubles partners (both M & F).

5) I would probably use an agent (phone girl), but not an agency.

6) Incall/outcall? Not sure, probably both depending on circumstances.

7) Rates? I'm thinking $250 for brunch or evenings, $400 for overnights.

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