Posted November 5, 2012 Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs', and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 6, 2012 baah i'm jest the messenger 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 6, 2012 That is some priceless funny stuff! "Stay thirsty, my friend!" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 6, 2012 Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs', and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. I laughed! If you know how to do it, you can already get the liquid forms of the stuff. The herb Yohimbe works A LOT like Viagra for me and I discovered that years ago before Viagra was invented. I had it in a candy bar I bought at a health food store. The label said, "Warning, may be sexually stimulating" and I laughed thinking it corny marketing, then while walking down the street a half hour later....panic! Also, I love to lift weights and have purchased preworkout powders to drink. They usually contain stimulants, proteins, creatine, and other stuff that is supposed to benefit you. Anyway, I started using one called "Nanovapor". I noticed that suddenly I'd get these vicious erections that would HIGHLY distract me from going to the gym, obviously. The formula had a small amount of Yohimbe in it, and that was doing it. I guess they got complaints because now it's removed, and sadly, I kind of miss it. Never insult an erection. As long as it's diet, I wouldn't turn down a Viagra Pepsi. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2012 If I invented Viagra? I would take a week vacation and then make: Viagra Fastfood, Viagra burgers, Viagra milkshakes, Viagra Bud Light, .... If you ask me.. they are a tiny late according to the Angela Aspen Scheadule. But... I invented Post Its. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2012 The herb Yohimbe works A LOT like Viagra for me The label said, "Warning, may be sexually stimulating" and I laughed thinking it corny marketing, then while walking down the street a half hour later....panic! ... suddenly I'd get these vicious erections The formula had a small amount of Yohimbe in it, and that was doing it. yohimbe huh? never heard of the stuff. oh, wait a minute, let's see what webmd has to say: Yohimbe is used to arouse sexual excitement, for erectile dysfunction (ED), sexual problems caused by medications for depression called selective-serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs), and general sexual problems in both men and women. It is also used for athletic performance, weight loss, exhaustion, chest pain, high blood pressure, low blood pressure that occurs when standing up, diabetic nerve pain, and for depression along with certain other medications. note to self: lay in an ample supply of yohimbe for the winter 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2012 note to self: lay in an ample supply of yohimbe for the winter Was thinking the same thing till I read the reviews... "yohimbe is strong stuff and not without side effects. I have had rapid heart beat and excessive sweating. But it makes you rock hard." "I took two pills @ 5:00pm(1000mg total)and I became flush,dizzy,couldn't sleep all night and still don't feel right 24 hrs. later. I would use extreme caution using this herb.It seemed to do a good job in the ED dept. but it is not worth the side effects." Hmmm...maybe keep a defibrillator nearby? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2012 yohimbe huh? never heard of the stuff. oh, wait a minute, let's see what webmd has to say: Yohimbe is used to arouse sexual excitement, for erectile dysfunction (ED), sexual problems caused by medications for depression called selective-serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs), and general sexual problems in both men and women. It is also used for athletic performance, weight loss, exhaustion, chest pain, high blood pressure, low blood pressure that occurs when standing up, diabetic nerve pain, and for depression along with certain other medications. note to self: lay in an ample supply of yohimbe for the winter You can get it at GNC, Vitamin Shoppe, etc. It works in almost the same way as Viagra and is made from the bark of an African tree. If you do get some take one pill first rather than two because you can get a nasty headache. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2012 Was thinking the same thing till I read the reviews... "yohimbe is strong stuff and not without side effects. I have had rapid heart beat and excessive sweating. But it makes you rock hard." "I took two pills @ 5:00pm(1000mg total)and I became flush,dizzy,couldn't sleep all night and still don't feel right 24 hrs. later. I would use extreme caution using this herb.It seemed to do a good job in the ED dept. but it is not worth the side effects." Hmmm...maybe keep a defibrillator nearby? Are you aware of potential Viagra sides? It's hardly a risk free drug while Yohimbe is pretty safe for a healthy person. As with any substance, if you don't research how to use it and you get sick, I have little pity. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2012 rapid heart beat, excessive sweating and rock hard . . . gee, my atf makes me that way now without the damn yohimbe ps: to self - 86 on the yohimbe and book a session instead 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2012 rapid heart beat, excessive sweating and rock hard . . . gee, my atf makes me that way now without the damn yohimbe ps: to self - 86 on the yohimbe and book a session instead No sides in that situation, I'm sure. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2012 oh there is, dweller, but addiction is another topic altogether 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
