Posted October 21, 2012 I don't think I'm using the more "advanced" parts of my brain as often as I could because I find myself often thinking about food or sex. When someone is supposedly "psychic" my brain starts thinking about whether they know I'm thinking about what they would be like in bed. Then I start thinking they do know I'm thinking about fucking them and then I can't stop. Vicious cycle, this one. If I'm at a long, boring wedding or funeral I start thinking about what food we are going to have afterwards. In business meetings I will go around the table and mentally fuck everyone... Is this what it's like to be a man (or is it worse?) Am I the only one at these boring types of events thinking about dicks and doughnuts or parmesan chicken and pussy? Is everyone secretly bored and thinking this stuff? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 OMG, you read my mind.... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 I don't think I'm using the more "advanced" parts of my brain as often as I could because I find myself often thinking about food or sex. When someone is supposedly "psychic" my brain starts thinking about whether they know I'm thinking about what they would be like in bed. Then I start thinking they do know I'm thinking about fucking them and then I can't stop. Vicious cycle, this one. If I'm at a long, boring wedding or funeral I start thinking about what food we are going to have afterwards. In business meetings I will go around the table and mentally fuck everyone... Is this what it's like to be a man (or is it worse?) Am I the only one at these boring types of events thinking about dicks and doughnuts or parmesan chicken and pussy? Is everyone secretly bored and thinking this stuff? Usually I do not start thinking about food until after sex. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 I get an erection every time i eat Fritos. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 Is this what it's like to be a man (or is it worse?) We don't think about food nearly as much as you do ;-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 Nah. I always think about having sex with you when I'm in a boring business meeting! I don't think I'm using the more "advanced" parts of my brain as often as I could because I find myself often thinking about food or sex. When someone is supposedly "psychic" my brain starts thinking about whether they know I'm thinking about what they would be like in bed. Then I start thinking they do know I'm thinking about fucking them and then I can't stop. Vicious cycle, this one. If I'm at a long, boring wedding or funeral I start thinking about what food we are going to have afterwards. In business meetings I will go around the table and mentally fuck everyone... Is this what it's like to be a man (or is it worse?) Am I the only one at these boring types of events thinking about dicks and doughnuts or parmesan chicken and pussy? Is everyone secretly bored and thinking this stuff? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 For must guys, I image the thoughts are about doughnuts, ckicken parm and pussy. Of course maybe not in that order. Here is a quick article that is interesting related to the topic. Meganrae, I figure you are an erotophilac (sp) like most of us here. http://researchnews.osu.edu/archive/sexthoughts.htm 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 There seems to be the implication here that there exist times that men aren't thinking about sex. I don't know who told you such a thing, but let me assure you that it was all lies Case in point: Boss (man about twice my age) is talking about what his daughter (woman about my age) has been up to. Out of my mouth: "I'm glad to hear she's finding professional success" In my brain: "I wonder if she's hot" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 In business meetings I will go around the table and mentally fuck everyone... Is this what it's like to be a man (or is it worse?) It's worse! Way worse! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 For must guys, I image the thoughts are about doughnuts, ckicken parm and pussy. Of course maybe not in that order. Here is a quick article that is interesting related to the topic. Meganrae, I figure you are an erotophilac (sp) like most of us here. http://researchnews.osu.edu/archive/sexthoughts.htm "Men may think about sex more often than women do, but a new study suggests that men also think about other biological needs, such as eating and sleep, more frequently than women do, as well." This research seems to prove that men spend more time thinking than women do. I'm ducking into my cave now to eat, sleep, and think about sex, and will remain there until I think it's safe to come out. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2012 I don't think I'm using the more "advanced" parts of my brain as often as I could because I find myself often thinking about food or sex. When someone is supposedly "psychic" my brain starts thinking about whether they know I'm thinking about what they would be like in bed. Then I start thinking they do know I'm thinking about fucking them and then I can't stop. Vicious cycle, this one. If I'm at a long, boring wedding or funeral I start thinking about what food we are going to have afterwards. In business meetings I will go around the table and mentally fuck everyone... Is this what it's like to be a man (or is it worse?) Am I the only one at these boring types of events thinking about dicks and doughnuts or parmesan chicken and pussy? Is everyone secretly bored and thinking this stuff? Maybe if you thought about food less we would be soul mates. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2012 +1 with Geecue2!Not much thought about food till its concerned sex food...meaning you are all done and ready for some "food"!!But i can agree about a boring situation of course a womans mind wonders off!!I actually drift into my own man machine!Its were i pass men through my mind machine and see what needs to come off and just What can stay!!Kinda like mind fu**ing!!Men do it all the time so its not so harmful!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2012 +1 MeganRae. When I was traveling extensively, I would walk through the airport security lines or any queue and when I would pass a women and think, "yes" or "no" as to whether I would want to have sex with them. The nice thing about queues is you get to see them again so my eyes would wander discreetly over their features, which prompted a fantasy of what it would be like to be with this person........no food ever enters my mind! Repeat this sequence in just about any public setting. People watching and fantasy, goes hand in hand with a fetish of mine. Stranger sex, nothing spoken, just intimacy without words with someone who visually excites you. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2012 I’ve thought about sex while I was having sex. The last SO was fairly inhibited so I’d intentionally think about other women while we were doing the one thang. Beauty is just a light switch away! She might have had a body like a melted candle and smelled like an Army tent, but in my mind I was bringing Halle Berry (who has a killer bod and always smells like good soap and sunshine) to the point of rapture! Hey, it works. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2012 song you reminded me of the line out of the steve martin movie 'the jerk' when he's with a promiscuous circus lady. it goes something like, 'hey, could you maybe think about me when you're having sex with them . . . or think about them when you're having sex with me?'' 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 23, 2012 Why not enjoy both? From the movie Tom Jones 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 24, 2012 I believe there is never an inapropriate time to think of sex! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 25, 2012 When I was traveling extensively, I would walk through the airport security lines or any queue and when I would pass a women and think, "yes" or "no" as to whether I would want to have sex with them. Thanks to this world of ASPs that I so recently discovered, I no longer think in terms of yes or no when eying women in public places. Now it's, "The lady in the condiments aisle is worth $200; oh, there's one squeezing grapefruits I'd give $300 for; and Wow! Look at that one getting yogurt! $500! Yeah, definitely $500." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 25, 2012 Whoa! I do the same thing, but I am a little more devious than that! It always seems like when I am at a restaurant and I see all kinds of guys with their wives, I think of ways to please him in ways she would never think of to do, or imagine the 9 1/2 weeks in a restaurant full of people experimenting different ways to eat food on the menu. I always wonder who would notice if I straddled a guy in a booth while trying to drink his drink, or stroking him while he eats. Hmmmm....possibilities! I can say I have orgasmed in a restaurant before just thinking of sex while eating. That is a memory I will treasure forever! *sigh* There are foods that make me go masturbate, but so do some guys and cars. Boy, do i get some naughty thoughts over those! *smooches* Gisele Fuller 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 26, 2012 When i get a pedicure, sometimes i have to bite my lips and squirm when the attendant starts to massage my calves. If she's hot, my panties are soaked. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 26, 2012 Glad to be back..... The discussions on here remind me that I'm not alone in my perversion. Haven't run into many circumstances where a good mind f#*k is inappropriate. Maybe some day I'll feel guilty about it... Till then, I'm gonna mental f#*k away. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 26, 2012 Long, boring meetings are almost a guarantee for my mind wandering to sex. Depending on who is in attendance at least!! Only inappropriate time to be thinking about sex - while you are having it. Keep your mind on what you are doing! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 27, 2012 I have the opposite problem, thoughts of work, bills, death threats, keep interrupting my constant thoughts of sex. How annoying they are! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 27, 2012 I have the opposite problem, thoughts of work, bills, death threats, keep interrupting my constant thoughts of sex. How annoying they are! Stop talking to your exes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 3, 2012 Mentally fucking every member of the opposite sex you see across the table is definitely a male thing. I can testify to that. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
