Posted October 9, 2012 I know, I know – I’ve seen all the bickering about spelling. It’s just that some of the ads I’ve seen on BP are just too good to let them pass without comment: Stunning ~ Petite ~ Bikini ~ Model!! Aimable ~ And ~ Awesome!!!! Aimable? Where? I shot a bikini model in the air… $80/hr or $60 for military, seniors, and college students Will I need to show my AARP card? Overbore special to hang out. Huh? I gaurantee i can exceed your expectations...nothing like your ordinery girl Hey, she got exceed right! i am a collage student here in ft. collins An English major, right? No, no - an art student! I'm a collage student… Available at your convince. They must be roommates. Mature and serious audiences only Is this going to end like a Shakespearean tragedy? Exotic Look / Very Sexy Thin Build; 5'6; 0 waist Yup, that's thin all right. Hello Poster's age: 28 Location: Ft Collins, Your Place OUTCALL ONLY That's the entire ad! No pic. No phone. A minimalist extraordinaire! Want me to listen or just want to have a notty good ;-) I'll try the notty good, whatever that is. Im the sexy thats here at your becking call. I know what a duck call is, an elk call, a turkey call, a … Really Good at being! Aren't we all? A small car fee will be applied Whew! Glad I bought a mid-size! Come relax for a minute or stay all night How much for a minute? If your looking for an memoriable than look no further I'd like mine to say He died with a shit-eating grin on his face No Thugs Will Not Be Accepted A double negative that can get you into a heap a-trouble, sweetie! You want to relive some stress you've come to the right person Holy shit! My ex has become an ASP! I have all the patience in the world and isn’t afraid to use it. I don't mind also if you don't give me much pleasure cause what matters to me is that you get yours. Seriously. I am to be practical, humorous, and reserved. However, I also am fun if your patient enough to wait. Not only is she a saint, but when you’re finally done, she’ll tell you what color your ceiling should be. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2012 Stop! You're killin me! Thanks for the laughs! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2012 Ah yes, all the English majors have become ASP's on BP. Very funny and I actually laughed out loud with a few of those. Thank you for the humor! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2012 Spell check must have been broken? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2012 Caveman, you missed one. (Top Knotch)Porter Rican/LastDay - 21 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2012 Let's just remember: a portion of their donations goes to their education. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2012 Did you steal Fatdog's list of must see ASP's? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2012 Let's just remember: a portion of their donations goes to their education. Let's hope so! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2012 Great list! Fatdog should check these ladies out since he's not concerned about how edjurcadated the ladies are (see recent post "ladies, your education is not a selling point to me"). 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 13, 2012 i respect BP as an alternative to TOB. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 13, 2012 As we approach the end of 2012, I'd say this is top o' list of best in class for 2012. Yes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 14, 2012 caveman, well done my friend. what's truly comical is that these errors are not exclusive to this profession. grammar, fluency, eloquence, etc know no bounds. smart people shit too. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 14, 2012 As we approach the end of 2012, I'd say this is top o' list of best in class for 2012. Yes. Thanks, Nightrain! The moderators can contact me for an address to send my award. Do I get something cool - like a free session with the provider of my choice? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 18, 2012 Thanks, Nightrain! The moderators can contact me for an address to send my award. Do I get something cool - like a free session with the provider of my choice? Here's your BP award... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) They'll probably give you a free lifetime subscription to TOB Edited October 19, 2012 by Johnboy#1 add word 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 19, 2012 They'll probably give you a free lifetime subscription to TOB A free lifetime VIP subscription and one of these...................... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 19, 2012 Well, that's the nicest Booby Prize I've ever seen; much better than the ones I've gotten all too often over my lifetime. Maybe I can sell the Community Chest card to MeganRae...? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 19, 2012 Its all Advertisement......Got to catch your Attention 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 26, 2012 As a new poster to TOB, I'm glad to see there is some sense of humor on here. After sex, laughter probably does as much good for us as anything. Thanks for posting. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites