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BP Ads

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I know, I know – I’ve seen all the bickering about spelling. It’s just that some of the ads I’ve seen on BP are just too good to let them pass without comment:

Stunning ~ Petite ~ Bikini ~ Model!! Aimable ~ And ~ Awesome!!!!

Aimable? Where? I shot a bikini model in the air…

$80/hr or $60 for military, seniors, and college students

Will I need to show my AARP card?

Overbore special to hang out.

Huh?

I gaurantee i can exceed your expectations...nothing like your ordinery girl

Hey, she got exceed right!

i am a collage student here in ft. collins

An English major, right? No, no - an art student!

I'm a collage student… Available at your convince.

They must be roommates.

Mature and serious audiences only

Is this going to end like a Shakespearean tragedy?

Exotic Look / Very Sexy Thin Build; 5'6; 0 waist

Yup, that's thin all right.

Hello Poster's age: 28 Location: Ft Collins, Your Place OUTCALL ONLY

That's the entire ad! No pic. No phone. A minimalist extraordinaire!

Want me to listen or just want to have a notty good ;-)

I'll try the notty good, whatever that is.

Im the sexy thats here at your becking call.

I know what a duck call is, an elk call, a turkey call, a …

Really Good at being!

Aren't we all?

A small car fee will be applied

Whew! Glad I bought a mid-size!

Come relax for a minute or stay all night

How much for a minute?

If your looking for an memoriable than look no further

I'd like mine to say He died with a shit-eating grin on his face

No Thugs Will Not Be Accepted

A double negative that can get you into a heap a-trouble, sweetie!

You want to relive some stress you've come to the right person

Holy shit! My ex has become an ASP!

I have all the patience in the world and isn’t afraid to use it. I don't mind also if you don't give me much pleasure cause what matters to me is that you get yours. Seriously. I am to be practical, humorous, and reserved. However, I also am fun if your patient enough to wait.

Not only is she a saint, but when you’re finally done, she’ll tell you what color your ceiling should be.

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Stop!

You're killin me!

Thanks for the laughs!

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Ah yes, all the English majors have become ASP's on BP. Very funny and I actually laughed out loud with a few of those. Thank you for the humor!

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Did you steal Fatdog's list of must see ASP's?

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Great list! Fatdog should check these ladies out since he's not concerned about how edjurcadated the ladies are (see recent post "ladies, your education is not a selling point to me").

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i respect BP as an alternative to TOB.

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As we approach the end of 2012, I'd say this is top o' list of best in class for 2012. Yes.

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caveman, well done my friend.

what's truly comical is that these errors are not exclusive to this profession. grammar, fluency, eloquence, etc know no bounds.

smart people shit too.

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As we approach the end of 2012, I'd say this is top o' list of best in class for 2012. Yes.

Thanks, Nightrain! The moderators can contact me for an address to send my award. Do I get something cool - like a free session with the provider of my choice?

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Thanks, Nightrain! The moderators can contact me for an address to send my award. Do I get something cool - like a free session with the provider of my choice?

  • Here's your BP award...:cool:

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They'll probably give you a free lifetime subscription to TOB

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They'll probably give you a free lifetime subscription to TOB

A free lifetime VIP subscription and one of these......................:D

GetOutOfJailFreeCard.jpg

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Well, that's the nicest Booby Prize I've ever seen; much better than the ones I've gotten all too often over my lifetime. Maybe I can sell the Community Chest card to MeganRae...?

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Its all Advertisement......Got to catch your Attention

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As a new poster to TOB, I'm glad to see there is some sense of humor on here. After sex, laughter probably does as much good for us as anything. Thanks for posting.

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